We are testing you
0 2013-04-24 by cpl-punishment
'I represent you, the people. You pay my salary.
We are testing you (Americans) to see if they/you are still worthy of freedom, to see if they/you are still worthy of the constitution and the freedoms that you so easily take for granted.
"Operation Patriot" is an attempt to see just how far we can push the people before they resist and fight back.
If no on resists and allows the subjugation to occur, then America will be deemed unworthy of this freedom and liberty and we will release a virus to decimate the population of this country.
If a group of Americans stands up and resists the tyranny, then they earn all of your lives for a while longer.
The tests will keep going until we are satisfied with the results.
Good luck.
P.S. You failed the test up in Boston. We do wish you luck in the next event/test'
found on /pol/
26 comments
5 bumblingmumbling 2013-04-24
This Chic passed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b6Zqm1a34U&feature=player_embedded
3 sciencelord 2013-04-24
I saw this on 4chan the poster used a picture of a cigarette smoker puffing away.
3 [deleted] 2013-04-24
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2 cpl-punishment 2013-04-24
Planned obsolescence
1 weakmoves 2013-04-24
"nobody" rise...its a trap!
1 cpl-punishment 2013-04-24
oh?
0 [deleted] 2013-04-24
This test is an important one. It's a test to see if the government structure can act in a way that significantly weakens the security and defensive apparatus of the homeland. But its hard to say that reduced clip sizes significantly weakens the security of the homeland.
Don't worry about his virus threat. He knows that deploying a weaponized virus into the population threatens his survival as well.
1 cpl-punishment 2013-04-24
Vaccinated
0 [deleted] 2013-04-24
Alas, a vaccination isn't a 100%. A secret vaccination against a secret virus is going to be much less certain. Definitely going to be prone to random failure... manufacturing defects.... contamination.... Of course theres the added problem that no vaccination is 100%. Sometimes, by some mysterious and unknown force, the cells just don't produce the antibodies in large enough quantities.
I mean thats the chance you take. Of course we got the added problem of you believing the guy that told you it was a vaccination.
1 cpl-punishment 2013-04-24
Field testing indicates >98% success. Good enough.
0 [deleted] 2013-04-24
Its those unknown factors you gotta worry about though.... things you never would have thought of.... What if the guy who was responsible for manufacturing the vaccine you took.... really didn't like you at all.
1 cpl-punishment 2013-04-24
They are the first ones to test it.
0 [deleted] 2013-04-24
luckily he already vaccinated himself. Against the virus he put in "your vaccinations" He has been conditioning his body to accept the virus, little by little, for 2 years now. Such that when the time came, he would be able to take the lethal dose and survive... and you would not.
1 cpl-punishment 2013-04-24
Fantasy. Keep believing. It doesn't matter now.
0 [deleted] 2013-04-24
Fantasy. Keep believing. It doesn't matter now.
1 cpl-punishment 2013-04-24
Keep fantasizing. Now it doesn't believe in matter.
1 [deleted] 2013-04-24
You keep fear-mongering based on a loosely defined ideology.
Maybe eventually you'll scare someone into creating some more destruction.
1 cpl-punishment 2013-04-24
A+ for irony.
2 [deleted] 2013-04-24
And an A+ for recognizing rhetorical device.
-1 Zay36663 2013-04-24
you must not know about the underground fema cities.....
0 [deleted] 2013-04-24
Well I know an underground city is going to be mighty expensive, and mighty shitty place to setup camp.
Quick access to sunlight, after all, is going to be a fundamental requirement for regression back into an agrarian or hunter-gather society. Personally, I'd take my chances on a secluded lake before I went into what seems strangely similar to a mass grave.
2 Zay36663 2013-04-24
like i said....you have no idea about the FEMA cities whatsoever and how vast, stocked, and secured they are, but not for the citizens.
2 [deleted] 2013-04-24
WE GOT TO GET THE MOTHER FUCKING REPTIALNS OUT OF THIS MOTHER FUCKING
PLANEUNDERGROUND CITY.1 Miora 2013-04-24
God, I hope your joking.....
-1 toiletscribble 2013-04-24
is this r/america?
0 [deleted] 2013-04-24
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-1 toiletscribble 2013-04-24
Juan? Es tu?
0 [deleted] 2013-04-24
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-1 toiletscribble 2013-04-24
Como?
1 cpl-punishment 2013-04-24
oh?
0 [deleted] 2013-04-24
Alas, a vaccination isn't a 100%. A secret vaccination against a secret virus is going to be much less certain. Definitely going to be prone to random failure... manufacturing defects.... contamination.... Of course theres the added problem that no vaccination is 100%. Sometimes, by some mysterious and unknown force, the cells just don't produce the antibodies in large enough quantities.
I mean thats the chance you take. Of course we got the added problem of you believing the guy that told you it was a vaccination.