BREAKING! NO.

65  2013-09-20 by CaptainAntwat

No no no!

This isn't GLP. It never will be GLP. If you want breaking in your title then go to GLP.

No more, please. This will really discredit our subreddit. The same story that was titled "BREAKING" was on /r/worldnews.

So please, don't use that bullshit.

20 comments

6  AssuredlyAThrowAway 2013-09-20

Could you perhaps sticky this, dear mods?

4  DiscerningDuck 2013-09-20

I kind of like it...gets me all excited.

2  [deleted] 2013-09-20

But what will /r/worldnews think!! No!

0  CAPS_4_FUN 2013-09-20

I disagree with everything you just said.

1  DiscerningDuck 2013-09-20

Even the ellipsis?

3  CAPS_4_FUN 2013-09-20

especially ellipsis...

3  Calandresh 2013-09-20

i really really dislike that place. by the way... research tavistok and jason lucas and their relationship with glp.

3  morvis 2013-09-20

Pin this shit!

0  CaptainAntwat 2013-09-20

lmao. This! ^

2  FAP-FOR-BRAINS 2013-09-20

FOX NEWS ALERT: UNREST IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

2  Sek101 2013-09-20

Breaking!!! This IS IT! Imminent doom is here, get your tomato plants inside NOW!!

1  DwarvenPirate 2013-09-20

What is glp?

0  [deleted] 2013-09-20

Oh Jesus you hit the nail on the head. Whenever I see a post with BREAKING I automatically ignore it... For fucks sake if you know how to make a title you don't need to write BREAKING.

3  [deleted] 2013-09-20

But yet you didn't ignore this post... Just teasing :)

0  funkarama 2013-09-20

you don't control us.

-4  Squackula 2013-09-20

I'll still take the hyperbole over the plethora of "Zionists did (insert crime here)" or "Why Israel is evil". That shit is old.

4  Armchair_Marxist 2013-09-20

So is jfk being assassinated. They both happen to be true.

0  Squackula 2013-09-20

I'll halfway agree with you.

2  Armchair_Marxist 2013-09-20

I like the cut of your jib.

1  Squackula 2013-09-20

Thanks fella!