Where are the good conspiracies?
0 2013-09-24 by LaCalaveraTapatia
It's all good that we're keeping track of the corrupt governments and such. However, this is all stuff that's easy to prove and just shows that politicians and leaders are people who are do stupid shit.
Where are the juicy, weird conspiracies? Where are the transdimensional alien overlords routing matter through pockets of reality in hivemind slaveslums? Where are the nations that disappear? The hybrid creatures and mind control stuff?
28 comments
5 [deleted] 2013-09-24
I like listening to David Icke and then listening to people destroy Icke. But whatever. After witnessing the events of the last 36 months, I'm more or less convinced full-on they might as well all be goddamn lizards. Fucking lizard bandits. Fuckin up everyone's lives. Fuckin chameleons.
1 LaCalaveraTapatia 2013-09-24
HAHAHA That was brilliant! It has a Grant Morrison tinge to it.
5 Schlomodude 2013-09-24
I just miss the old Art Bell. That's where I used to get all the good ones.
2 LaCalaveraTapatia 2013-09-24
I never actually had a chance to really listen to the old Coast to Coast with him. It seems that I missed out on something awesome, from what people tell me.
3 Schlomodude 2013-09-24
I think you can download from TPB or kickass.to his older shows. The one where a freaked out guy from area 51 calls and starts explaining stuff and then BAM! his transformer or something blows out. It was eerie.
2 drag-up 2013-09-24
That was September 11, 1997
1 Schlomodude 2013-09-24
Was it? Damn that was a long time ago.
2 drag-up 2013-09-24
Yeah, I remember looking into it because of the caller's dialogue was part of a Tool song. Anyway, the man's call was cut off by every satellite carrying Art's show going offline for about 45 minutes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0
A few months later, a man claiming to be that guy called in and said he did it as a prank, but he didn't even have the same voice.
EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhLh8KJCPNI Here is the link to the guy calling back. I last listened to that clip about 10 years ago, and listening to him now, his voice being the same is plausible, but why did every satellite carrying Art's signal go down?
1 Schlomodude 2013-09-24
I remember that tool song too. I also remember a few other calls like one from a guy who was supposedly flying over area 51 in his plane. I just miss all that old coast to coast. Now it's gotten stupid.
3 benjamindees 2013-09-24
The fun stuff gets posted here every once in a while. But you have to be paying close attention. For instance:
Lord Stephen Christ
End Times && Forbidden Knowledge
-1 LaCalaveraTapatia 2013-09-24
That's what I'm talking about! Good shit. Thanks.
2 Doctor_Brain-Wave 2013-09-24
All of that stuff is discussed over in /r/conspiratard.
-2 LaCalaveraTapatia 2013-09-24
And what makes your paranoid dellusions that much better and serious than mine?
1 Doctor_Brain-Wave 2013-09-24
My paranoid delusions? I don't have paranoid delusions. Although, it seems like I struck a nerve. LOL.
1 LaCalaveraTapatia 2013-09-24
The only nerve you struck was trying to elevate your position through ridiculous mockery. Honestly, stopping to that level is unbecoming of a doctor, be him/her physical or a brain wave.
A more mature response would have been to say, for instance: "Oh, we are aware of those, but, we are concentrating on more relevant, pressing issued that affect our present levels of freedom."
2 Doctor_Brain-Wave 2013-09-24
Sorry, I don't speak uptight asshole.
-3 LaCalaveraTapatia 2013-09-24
Oh, pity. It's too bad because I don't either. No wonder we can't seem to understand each other.
2 andthenthereweretwo 2013-09-24
They used to be here, but several years ago the subreddit went from actual conspiracy stuff to r/theusgovernmentsucks.
-1 LaCalaveraTapatia 2013-09-24
Yes, that's exactly it! I am too dulled by work (it's 8pm, I started at 9am) to be more so succinct. There is nothing really conspiracyish about anything here. It's just THEY'RE SPYIN' ON US. THA U.S. GUBMENT IS GONNA TAKE OUR GUNS AND IT SUCKS.
I mean, that stuff does suck, but, it's hardly a conspiracy. It's just underhanded, sleezy people.
1 Mahat 2013-09-24
in the conspiracy circle, all that spying on people was not common knowledge yet. When it came to light with revelations of the nsa, the suspicion was lifted. It was a fact. For many years preceding this event, even up until the snowden revelations, you would have been considered batty for believing it. It was the definition of a conspiracy theory.
Remember it, if you try to diminish this fact it drops the value of the events revelations, and makes years worth of lies, torture, and the like seem acceptable.
1 benjamindees 2013-09-24
It seems like a lot of people stopped posting when the Snowden stuff came out. I think, even though some spying was pretty common knowledge, the extent was not really known. They assumed they were at least somewhat anonymous, posting under a pseudonym or through a couple of proxies. But that's unfortunately not the case.
In reality, NSA sniffs everything. They infiltrate and subvert everything. They data-mine everything. They store everything they can. They are very sloppy in their methods. And the data is easily available to be used for some very criminal stuff.
There's a reason my username is what it is, and has been for over a decade now.
1 Mahat 2013-09-24
theres a reason i like to say pressure cooker. Fight the machine with false flags, waste the dollar with so much noise that the program fails due to the plebes trolling the shadows.
Just waiting for a visit, glad to see your brave enough too.
2 labatts_blue 2013-09-24
http://beforeitsnews.com/
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/
http://www.redicecreations.com/
http://projectcamelotportal.com/
-1 LaCalaveraTapatia 2013-09-24
Ah, yeah. I love that crazy weirdness. More of that stuff needs to get posted!
1 SovereignMan 2013-09-24
I think you're confused about the word 'conspiracy'.
Conspiracy: a secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful
Perhaps you're looking for /r/paranormal, /r/urbanmyths or something of that sort.
... except for the 'mind control' comment. There are frequently posts here about MKUltra.
0 LaCalaveraTapatia 2013-09-24
Perhaps I have confused the meaning of the word "conspiracy".
Then again, if transdimensional horrors and their plans to govern the world aren't unlawful or harmful, what is?
The paranormal and conspiracy theories frequently blur the lines; they meet up like pond scum spreading across the waters of illusion.
2 Mahat 2013-09-24
what you need is acid, a pool full of colorful pipe cleaners, and imagination.
1 LaCalaveraTapatia 2013-09-24
I wouldnt mind that.