User who only ever posts positive comments about the military gets a front page post of military propaganda.

0  2014-01-19 by [deleted]

152 comments

Just so you know, I'm a Private in the Army.

Thank you for your service. Excuse the shit heads.

My buddies and I are just sitting here laughing our asses off at this shit

Are there like 20 of you guys reading this shit?

Glad to know that you admit to being a shill for the military.

Now if you could kindly cut it out, I'd really appreciate it.

Make me. The more you protest, the more powerful we become muhahahahahahahahahaahahaha

You're pretty pathetic.

Ok :(

You're hilarious dude, thanks for this.

Hahahaha ohhhh man I'm splitting my sides over here!

Pot meet kettle.

Funny how someone with almost no account activity manages to home in on this tiny little thread just to post an insult. Sounds like a shill to me.

Almost no account activity? You're so deluded it's unbelievable. No wonder you're a stupid conspiritard.

Yeah, this post and your PM are in the front page thread... So there's that.

Wonder how long until you delete this post...

I'm not going to delete anything. That would be like giving in to criminals.

Or letting the terrorists win?

Did not expect to see you this deep in the comments here

I'm everywhere...

It would appear so. Also, hi

Hi.

wait wait wait!!!!

hi.

.........hi.

How was your day?

Even vargas showed up

People keep telling me I'm "everywhere." I don't want to make liars out of them, so I try to actually be everywhere. The other night, I posted in every place from /r/Australia to /r/IowaCity.

Good guy vargas. Commenting in The dark depths of reddit and spreading dick jokes to all

You deleted it. Shill

Actually, I didn't. A mod did.

Good for them.

Enjoy the downvotes loser.

Your hatred only makes me stronger.

Hate makes you stronger? Really? Fuck, you're cheesy. Play videogames much?

I'm not going to delete anything. That would be like giving in to criminals.

It looks like your post was removed anyways. Someone should report the conspiracy to an appropriate subreddit!

And if there's one thing /r/conspiracy should be okay with, it's that we must be willing to go to extreme lengths if it means stopping the criminals from winning, right?

User name relevant?

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No I didn't. The mods did.

is that what you tell yourself?

Shills! Shills everywhere!

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Roger. Airstrike inbound.

it's possessive, you stupid fuck.

if you're going to make a shit tier novelty account at least know wtf you're talking about

Well, I can't quote it because it's been deleted.

Shills resorting to death threats now? How sad.

No, it was dark humor.

Says the guy whose spent the past while shrilly trying to convince every single that he doesnt care about their opinion in a handcrafted note.

What's a shill?

Anyone who disagrees with this OP. Even they never actually disagree, it's only because an oppressive government pays them to, or coerces them too. People allowed to think freely must inevitably come to the same political conclusions as this OP.

His recruiting activities will simmer in a couple of years when the brainwashing wears off. Right now, he's fresh and loving life.

Hey OP, get bent.

FYI, OP has spent over 90 hours in the past two weeks playing an RPG.

Yeah the last time he had to sacrifice anything was running to the store for a mountain dew. Fuck that guy.

He sent his gf...

Implying he has one.

Hey shill, fuck off.

why are you so upset?

He hasn't seen his penis for years.

You'd be angry too if everybody in the world was in on a conspiracy to spread military propaganda, and you had a super duper tiny winey penis.

He is upset because he thinks that if armies didn't exist the world would be a better place. Unaware that if nations didn't have armies, he would be in shackles getting cracked in the back by a whip.

Did the military touch your bum hole? It's ok, you can tell us.

If this is propaganda, welp, I enjoyed it.

Sorry for trying to spread my imperialist ways through reddit

I lol'd hard at this. Monty Python would be proud.

Murderer? As a member of the Air Force I spent thousands of hours aiding in Haiti relief efforts, vaccinating the poor in Honduras, volunteering at orphanages in third world countries. I've hiked to remote villages to bring food, clothes, and medical supplies to those less fortunate in countries that are full of REAL evil human beings. What have you done, EVER, to help another human being? You are less than nothing. You aren't worth what it would have cost for your mother to abort you, you spineless, good for nothing weasel.

I know some people don't like Americans saying this all the time, but thank you very much for your service. You are a respectable and true man.

Thank you for saying so. I have never felt a lack of appreciation as a veteran. Which has not always been the case in this country.

Best response here and crickets from tatsuki. Interesting.

Shhh...don't feed the troll.

You're right, but honestly this is my favorite thread in like 2 weeks.

Former US Marine checking in. Kick rocks OP.

oooh no! We got another shill here guys. Stop trying to brainwash me with your imperialist illumaniti propaganda you big meanie. /s

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Love you too 😉

Did he call you a shill yet?

I believe that deleted comment was saying just that.

This dude needs to take a serious shill pill.

you keep using the word "shill" I do not think it means what you think it means.

Sure I do.

See here's the funny thing. You think we're out to get you, to discredit you and to brainwash your friends.

But you want to know the funny part? You're just a speck, a tiny insignificant little speck, a number on a file on a hard drive no one cares about.

If anything you did had ever made any difference whatsoever your thread here wouldn't be the only thing we made disappear.

OP using the word "Shill" count: 7 currently

Anybody who uses it once is automatically a retard. More than once will cause the scale to implode and create an alternate universe where OP is right and we're all wrong.

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Shill.

[Shilling intensifies]

I actually don't understand this post. What are you saying?

  • OP is a member of the US military?
  • OP only writes positive posts about the US military?

If the issue is with those two, that's kind of silly. If a Scientologist was posting I'd expect them to post positive messages about Scientology, even if it (hypothetically) was not a good organization.

Moving on:

  • OP is paid by the military to post positive messages about the military?
  • OP got a front page post not because normal users upvoted it, but because there is a network of people upvoting positive military content?

I don't think either are very likely. It seems like there are enough people in the military who like it (whether they were brainwashed into liking it is another story), so they wouldn't need to get paid to do something that people already do for free. (Ignoring the possibility that the poster is a military recruiter...)

Or maybe your outrage is this:

  • Regular users were swindled into upvoting a positive message about the military when in reality it is made up of evil murderers

This is the only point that makes any sense to me, as far as being outraged goes. If this is your stance, I sympathize with it somewhat. I see how you could think that.


Outside of that I can't figure out what your point is. I hope you'll give my post a serious reply.

god youre such a pussy, please post a picture of what you look like. i will give you 10 gold things, theyre 1 dollar each right? ill give you ten

Is this guy real life?!

Or is he fantasy?

We're not doing this

Looks like someone got caught in a landslide

His post was quite funny. You are just a shill.

/r/conspiratard is over there ->.

How can OP be real if the shills aren't real?

What did it say before it was deleted?

OP you're a close minded piece of shit. My family has a long standing tradition of military service to our country so I don't take kindly to the negativity you're spreading in regards to the armed service.

I down voted every comment you made in the last three months, screw you ya damn shill!

God damn this dude is more ignorant than Nancy Grace.

If you think this is conspiracy, ohhhhh buddy you have stuff to learn

He's probably a recruiter or an officer. In my opinion there's nothing wrong with military recruitment. It's the policy makers and warmongers in office that suck big ones. We have to have a standing army on this planet.

This is fucking hilarious.

The video? I gave it an upvote.

Now join the military....

Been there done that

The question is, do you have the t-shirt(s) to show for it?

Yep, folded in accordance with regs.

Rolled*

They're crazy about those t-shirts in basic. The one fucking time I was able to fold my shirts the way they wanted it, the drill sergeant flipped my locker over because there was a dead moth in it.

Oh I remember, we had a guy in our room that failed his initial locker inspection. Bombed it. The rest of us got by with minor "square this away" things. But because he failed so miserably at his. They didn't flip his shit. They flipped the three of ours. So he could learn by watching us do it again.

He then later was caught eating a cookie he stole.

And pouring out his canteen at hydration formation.

At which point, a few guys swiped oranges from the di-fac and worked this poor guy over like a part time job.

The stories from basic training are amazing.

The sadder part being they got the idea from another platoons Drill Sergeant. All of us were drug outside after a flash light beating incident. And was this briefing to tell us, hey privates. Don't beat on your battle buddies. Oh no. Oh no indeed.

It was so he could pace the front of the barrack and tell us "Privates. Privates. Really. Privates. If you're going to beat your battle buddies. Do NOT use your L-Light. You're going to fucking kill him. Here's what you do. You steal you an orange private. You tuck it away in your little hidey hole that you think is clever and we'll never find but that we really give no fucks about looking in. And then at night. You slip that orange in a sock. And you beat that ass. Because private the stomach don't bruise and believe it or not you can break ribs with an orange. And don't think we won't know you squared one of your guys away when we come through in the morning and your room smells like a citrus sunshine."

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Yvan eht Nioj

I believe he thinks it's hilarious for you to think he's an officer

Yeah, I didn't know that he was the original video submitter when I wrote the comment. Look at the downvotes I got. Somehow a wrong guess on his rank was downvote material his entire platoon, even though my comment was defending them. Fucking assholes.

I don't necessarily think they're assholes, they just jumped on the downvote bandwagon that's going on because that one idiot can't stop using the word "shill"

But yea, sorry about the downvotes. Looks like you got caught in a crossfire

I mean assholes with all due respect and love.

Fair enough

The only reason why we have armies in the first place are because of the warmongers. A great majority of what the armies of the world do results in nothing but death and destruction. Most people, the common citizens, have absolutely no interest in attacking or even having anything to do with other nations.

You realize if anybody has an army it kind of means everyone has to have one. Lets say every country is benevolent and peaceful, just as a thought experiment. What happens when one country has one of the aforementioned warmongers come to power and just starts taking other countries land. Who is going to stop him? The local police force? Answer: Nobody. However, it is isn't like there are "good armies" and "bad armies". It just means everyone has a military force to stop people from rolling over them at the drop of a dime.

I'm pretty sure you lost him at the part that required "thought".

shhh this isn't a thread for thinking.

I mean it's not like there is anything at all to support your theory on why people need armies or anything. /s

This is the only thing I can find to support your argument

This is the only thing I can find to support your argument

Wow, that's an awfully obscure thing to reference. OP most likely has little to no knowledge of it.

I wonder if he's such a pacifist, whether he's willing to completely ban guns and knives too, while we're in the process of getting rid of things that can be abused by authority.

Id like to see where you would be without the army or any others like the marines are you really that stupid to think all this people like you should just shit the fuck up you try and fight for your loved ones I bet you would fucking run home crying like a little bitch could you stand half of what or men go through? Fucking prick

I really don't care what a bunch of shills have to say, so fuck off.

You're not having a good day are ya bud?

I'm having a great day, actually. I think it's absolutely hilarious that there are so many people who think I'm actually a threat enough to harass me like this. You people are so sad that it's hilarious.

people are harassing you? okay.

actually a threat

Yah, ok. Keep thinking you're important, little buddy.

HES A THREAT OK

You care enough to respond to everyone's comments

You gonna make me? You and what army oh wait you font approve of armies fucking twat

I completely agree, but the fact remains that warmongers exist and will continue to exist, and often times they are outside of our own country.

But in this point in time, they are inside our own country. Face it, the American government is evil, and by extension, so are the soldiers that follow them and commit murder on their behalf.

That is an absolutely ridiculous statement, to paint thousands of soldiers as evil because of your belief that the leaders are. Your average low-level solider has absolutely nothing to do with the policies or actions of the army, they're just people doing jobs. That goes for every army.

By extension the citizens are evil for paying taxes. It's a very complicated situation, but we must have a military, and they must obey their leaders. If not, we would be taken over by someone else and they would draft us to fight for their military.

I am a hardcore libertarian on the verge of an anarchist, I despise violence. But I still support the troops. We must be careful where we direct our anger.

You're the only anarchist (or someone close to being one I guess) I've run into who doesn't sound like a nutjob. And you're absolutely right.

The nutjobs are the ones that vote republican or democrat and expect a positive change the state of the current situation, but thanks for compliment. ;)

God damn the ignorance in your posts is ridiculous. Continue to participate in your "internet activism" on Reddit while there are thousands of men and women fighting to keep you safe. There's obviously corruption and whatnot in the government, as there is with literally any country in the world, but quit acting like the troops are following some agenda as well. Many of them have the same views as you do, but you're too blind to realize this because you'd rather continue with this victim complex that you are portraying.

I lurk around here a lot, since I'm fascinated by hearing the other side of controversial issues and events, but you have to draw the line somewhere that not everything is a conspiracy. These are a bunch of Marines that are enjoying themselves for the brief amount of time before they're called to duty and putting their lives on the line. They're normal people, like you and I. Not some power hungry conglomerate like you're claiming. Your whole 'And by extension' logic is so flawed not only in this context, but in logic altogether.

By looking at your post history, you seem to be a miserable individual. I hope you are happy with life, as I'd hate to see anyone in pain. I don't know what exactly lead you to live this life of cynicism and contempt, but I hope it's a phase. I hope you read this with sincerity, as I mean it wholeheartedly. If you want change, calling out servicemen and women on Reddit is not the way to go about it. It's absolutely useless.

They aren't fighting to keep anything safe other than the bank accounts of the corrupt elite.

Apparently you didn't read my post at all.

You're young, huh?

Nah. You're just a retarded shill.

Beats being a retard for free, I suppose...

You realize not all soldiers engage in combat right?

Do you realize the most young men and women join the military because they can't find a job and they need some way to earn an honest living to feed their families? You're a fucking retarded douche bag.

I joined because I wanted to serve my country, and because serving can advance my educational goals while also giving me the opportunity to travel. I was tired of spinning wheels in a college town.

Now join the military....

I believe he thinks it's hilarious for you to think he's an officer

Looks like someone got caught in a landslide

Thank you for saying so. I have never felt a lack of appreciation as a veteran. Which has not always been the case in this country.

Anyone who disagrees with this OP. Even they never actually disagree, it's only because an oppressive government pays them to, or coerces them too. People allowed to think freely must inevitably come to the same political conclusions as this OP.