Theory about the moderators in a /r/MontageParodies

53  2014-06-22 by [deleted]

15 comments

Credit the real OP you filthy scrublord

Finally a good conspiracy theory to come out of this sub.

M8 u hav don r|conspriboners a gr8 deed.

2spookie3u

Just wrap it up with a car bomb. All iz gud.

Get this garbage outah here

Haters gonna hate u lil cheeky skrublord

Wtf is this. Can't believe this garbage is front page

1v1 me bro

I've downloaded and reported, this is straight garbage Edit: also contains the same text of a post from earlier that got removed?

I swer on me mum ill hook u in da gabber m8

Fuck off

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