Here's a good one. Lucas is an idiot who stumbled upon a decent storyline and hired the right people to keep his idiot ass in line and produce the first 3 movies in a way that was interesting.

He then surrounded himself with yes men who let him actually produce the three prequels which is when we saw his true, shitty colours.

Oh wait, that's all confirmed as true.

http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace/

I love the review that guy does. I've watched it twice to date, and it's more entertaining that the Phantom Menace ever was!

I love how he meticulously dissects all the ways they went wrong.

Anakin is symbolic of Annunaki you know the empire builders? Darth Vader meaning invader from the Daath or hidden sephirot in Kabbalah.

Yeah Star wars is a galactic loosely based on the truth drama.

Who is Luke Skywalker supposed to represent?

Us? Those selected? Are we going on a space adventure as soon as the annunaki reveal themselves? Do we get lightsabers?

Loosely based on the truth, drama

Lucas "borrowed" the basic storyline from Akira Kurosawa's earlier film , The Hidden Fortress.

You should check out all of Kurosawa's films. The Seven Samurai is one of my favorites of all time. The Magnificent Seven is based on that, by the way.

Lucas mentioned that himself

The force was always in R2D2

--who built R2?

I read something here once about some natives who rescued an alien. He apparently explained the history of the planet which included a battle with a death star and space fighters.

I cant remember the name but it was really interesting to read. If someone else remembers can you please link it? Thanks.

Already got you covered, man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULC0XmCl3IM

Fascinating. I'm only about 30 minutes in and the quality is early 80's-terrible, but the lecture is truly one of the more interesting I have seen. Thanks for posting this.

It's a damn good story, huh? It just gets better.

It was well worth the three hours it took for sure, thanks.

I've watched it several times.

That guy is my kind of maniac :-)

I actually know of one. One guy claims that the Death Star was once a real thing, and that aliens implanted the thought of it in Steven Spielberg's head so that if anyone tries to talk about it, they look like a fool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULC0XmCl3IM

It's just over 3-hours long, but the guy tells one Hell of a story.

I am surprised Spielberg didn't say anything when Lucas came out with that idea then!

HA! I got my names mixed, thanks so much for correcting me!

I heard a theory that our moon, apparently hollow, was the death star and was flown here causing the great flood of prehistory, damned if I remember where it came from now though.

That's an interesting idea because of the moon's strong effect on the tides. I wonder what the initial effect of the moon coming into our gravity well would have been? Maybe it caused water to shift from one area to another.

It's Michael Tsarion's "Stargate" theory I think. It's quite a story, so here goes....

Basically, according to this theory, the Earth has been in quarantine for 50,000 years after being colonised by an alien race who were escaping their galactic pursuers during an inter-planetary war. They led their pursuers to our Solar System, who destroyed the nearby planet Tiamat - thinking that was where they were hiding. This planet orbited somewhere between Mars & Jupiter (where the asteroid belt is now), and the resulting disaster (dis=fallen, astro=star) was the basis of many ancient accounts of flooding (eg Noah) - after Earth's orbit brought it into the debris field of the destroyed water-planet Tiamat. This planet, apparently, would have been very bright in the sky (due to water being reflective) and appeared almost like a second sun in the sky.

These rogue alien refugees biologically engineered modern man to be their helpers, by splicing their DNA with that primitive humans living here (as in Eve was created from the rib of Adam), creating what is now known as cro-magnon man. This is a big "no-no" in galactic law (known Biblically as the "original sin") and so a barrier was created to prevent the inhabitants of Earth from contaminating anywhere else in the galaxy.

Stuck here on Earth, the alien visitors built a great empire called Atlantis, and must have seemed like like Gods to Earth's engineered human inhabitants. Various attempts to alter DNA resulted in countless myths of giants & hybrid-beings. The original slave-race were too smart and therefore escaped from their confines to Lemuria. This rebellion eventually resulted in a massive thermo-nuclear war breaking out between the Lemurians and the Atlantians about 30,000 years ago. Evidence of which can still be found today.

The unleashing of all this nuclear energy had the unintended side-effect of causing massive geological & seismic changes - resulting in not just a magnetic pole shift, but also the rotational axis tilting 30 degrees. The resulting carnage destroyed most of the colonists & their technology, with most survivors finding sanctuary underground.

According to this theory, the "Stargate" barrier is somehow generated by orbit of the moon, and every effort is being made by the descendants of the original alien colonists to destroy it, in order that they can escape.

Even if it is a load of balony, it's an interesting story.

Not sure if that's exactly the same story but its one I'm familiar with too, it also correlates with early Sumerian and native American legends which is interesting too, if it's not a chicken/egg situation.

Star Wars was a hiding place to build up the data collecting system, as is that money gobbling jet.

Apparently I made a mistake, the Reagan Star Wars money sucking machine, and the Movie.

I'll trade my twin pod cloud car for your X-wing fighter.

It's amazing to me that J J Abrams is directing both the Star Wars and Star Trek series. It's another example of media consolidation and is further proof that Hollywood/America has run out of ideas and is in terminal cultural decay.

Children like watching the same thing over and over again and are afraid of change. Star Wars is another tool that the elite use to turn the people into scared children.

Anyone have decent guesses at the title of episode 7?

I'm going with The Old Rebellion

A New Sith, or Revenge of the Hope

4chin is real u guiez