This subreddit is ran by illuminati

0  2014-10-22 by [deleted]

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I was a member of the Illuminati for 47 years. I was recruited when I was 19 years old. I have posted here off and on over the past year. (Some of the posts are mine, others are my brothers, mainly they are his)

Oi, I am 22 and yet have no kids or a girlfriend. I better hurry up, then?

So... you're pushing 70... and your "brother" is 22... and Jewish apparently.

u cracked the code

I want you to get help. Honestly.

Please don't stop taking your medication, or talking to a psychiatrist. You will get better, I promise.

Unless you are a qualified mental health care provider, please refrain from giving mental health care advice.

Also note: being a mental health care consumer doesnt qualify someone to be a mental health care provider.

So I can only help people if I have a doctorate?

A guy wants to jump off a bridge, but I shouldn't tell him not to because I'm not a PHD?

That's pretty ridiculous.

Not just any doctorate, you'll need a PHD in behavioral psychology. And only if you're licensed within the same state as the bridge, of course.

dispensing mental health care advice doesn't make you a doctor. it just makes you an ordinary troll with a slightly more sophisticated vocabulary. its pretty transparent to any 3rd party observers. its disgusting that you would stereotype and/or attack people with mental health issues just to get in a cheap shot on a political opponent. its on par with calling someone "retard". its childish. grow up.

Political opponent? Calling someone "retard"? Where did you get that? I'll link my original comment, maybe you enlighten me on my mistakes.

I want you to get help. Honestly.

Please don't stop taking your medication, or talking to a psychiatrist. You will get better, I promise.

Tell me where politics or name calling exist here. Unless you are attacking me for something I didn't do, then don't bother.

you really can't tell that you are trolling?

"take your meds" and "psychiatrist" are just fancy ways of saying "crazy", a feat a name calling which any kindergartner could accomplish

You will get better, I promise (speaking from experience?)

I could assume you are stupid, but ill give you the benefit of the doubt and just say you are a troll, and not a very clever one. you are going to have to freshen up your game, because most people on this board have seen it all before.

If everyone around you is calling you an idiot, at what point do you look in the mirror?

That might be insulting, but to be fair, you called me stupid, so we'll try to aim for higher ground here.

Also, don't worry so much about me, I don't matter at all in the grand scheme of things. Two ships passing in the night, and whatnot. What I think of you, the sub, or anything, does not in any real way reflect on you!. We're just talking here, not curing cancer.

I wonder if you can recognize that other people have a different perspective on things, and that can be useful to you if you know how to understand it as information, and not as an attack.

I want you to get help. Honestly.

Please don't stop taking your medication, or talking to a psychiatrist. You will get better, I promise.

You do not need 12 years of graduate study to grab someone, take them home and feed them soup.

Maybe you do not realise are using classic (and unfair) propaganda technique of disabling your opponent by calling them a head case. This is routinely done by government police and political establishments around the world. Known technique to stop political dissent. So really, fuck you and go piss up a rope you asshole have no right to pull this bullshit "take your medicine?" etc. to some person rightfully expressing themselves. What you really want is censorship. At least be honest about it next time.

If I'm wrong, that's fine.

Also it's amazing to me that you think my criticism is in any way equal to government police and political establishments.

You've given me a lot more power then I actually have or deserve.

We're commenting on the internet, and I thought you might need help. Fuck me, right?

Telling someone to "take your medication" is not the same thing as telling them that you care and that you hope they are well and to get help if they need to. A lot of those "meds" are poison, and in particular right now synthetic drugs being given to children cause them real harm and change their bodies and can be very addictive. It is horrific stuff and very real.

I agree with you completely. Up until the "a lot of these meds are poison".

Because you likely are neither a chemist, biologist, or even a doctor.

If your medical advice comes from youtube, blog posts, and /r/conspiracy, you aren't getting what you need to be healthy.

The problem is that in order to get proper treatment, you would have to trust someone. Someone who can readily admit that they don't know everything. This is where /r/conspiracy will pounce, on that sliver of doubt.

Listening to someone who is confident (regardless of facts) is like taking a powerful drug. It's comforting, reassuring, and extremely addictive, regardless of whether or not what they are saying is real.

Again, I will reiterate, please keep taking your medication, trust your doctors, and you will be a better person for it. The irony is that I likely care more about you then anyone else here, as I'm not parroting an agenda or pushing a theory.

You appear to be entirely ignorant of the pharmacological abuse of adolescents in the USA.

My information comes from a couple of primary sources, watching the effect of synthetic drugs on my friend's children, and also from my friend who is a chemist and designs the compounds used in pharma drugs. And one other souce, too. I had a student who came to school every day and put his head down on his desk and said in great misery "Owe my head hurts" and his mother had green hair and an agenda to fill him with as much prescribed pharma pills as possible because she wanted him declared disabled so she could receive a check $.

You are both massively ignorant and extremely naive. You need to be a case manager for autistic kids who are being fed all these pills. If you already know of thse conditions, you are lying to yourself and everyone else with this simpleton's propaganda message of "take your medication and be well."

PS You know that some drugs on market go wrong and kill and / or injure a lot of people, too? I mean really fuck you go look up Bextra and Cipro tendon injury. You need a much wider horizon on this topic.

I hate to be the first one to tell you this, so don't be mad.

LIFE KILLS PEOPLE!

Oxygen is toxic at certain levels, too much or too little movement in life can lead to detrimental effects which will lead to death.

TL;DR Life will kill you.

You have replied to me a lot, and have managed to say exactly nothing of consequence. Personal anecdotes and paranoid ravings, sure, but nothing that actually means anything.

Read that as, "LIES KILL PEOPLE."

Here you go, Mr. Good Times, Re: Bextra http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2009/09/pfizer_whistleblower_tells_his.html

Re: Cipro! The antibiotic that "makes you well!":

"In one series of 100 cases of fluoroquinolone-associated tendon disorders, the Achilles tendon was involved in 96 cases, with almost half of these cases having bilateral involvement.[4] Tendon rupture occurred in 31% and tendinitis in 69%.[4,5] The average time between the start of treatment to the onset of symptoms was 13 days, with a range of 1 to 90 days.[4,7] Among the 25 cases of fluoroquinolone-associated Achilles tendon rupture reported to the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) by 1994,[16] had associated risk factors such as advanced age, renal failure, or corticosteroid use.[2] Although tendon rupture in one series occurred within 2 weeks of starting antibiotics in half of the cases, rupture may occur after discontinuing the offending medication."

http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/410546_3

PS They spent $10 million on the trade show release of Bextra. I was there. At the time, I sure did not expect what would be the immediate future of this drug after being put into market.

regardless of whether or not what they are saying is real.

It is not about me and you sure better read my links you mouthy twah-tingle. I am going to call you Upgrayyed from now on - and here's to hoping that you do not ever have a leemp.

i had chicken for lunch.

This aught the be interesting...

How you become a member

Really? You are born into it, you don't "become" one. It's a bloodline.

Aliens

Are not real.

You want an audience for your soap box? That's kinda dangerous if you say this sub is ran by people who kill you for leaking their secrets.

Debunked. Better luck next time.

Unless you are a qualified mental health care provider, please refrain from giving mental health care advice.

Also note: being a mental health care consumer doesnt qualify someone to be a mental health care provider.

So I can only help people if I have a doctorate?

A guy wants to jump off a bridge, but I shouldn't tell him not to because I'm not a PHD?

That's pretty ridiculous.

Maybe you do not realise are using classic (and unfair) propaganda technique of disabling your opponent by calling them a head case. This is routinely done by government police and political establishments around the world. Known technique to stop political dissent. So really, fuck you and go piss up a rope you asshole have no right to pull this bullshit "take your medicine?" etc. to some person rightfully expressing themselves. What you really want is censorship. At least be honest about it next time.

I hate to be the first one to tell you this, so don't be mad.

LIFE KILLS PEOPLE!

Oxygen is toxic at certain levels, too much or too little movement in life can lead to detrimental effects which will lead to death.

TL;DR Life will kill you.

You have replied to me a lot, and have managed to say exactly nothing of consequence. Personal anecdotes and paranoid ravings, sure, but nothing that actually means anything.