If you were going to assassinate Obama, how would you do it? /s

0  2014-12-19 by [deleted]

26 comments

Go home NSA, you're drunk....

In reference to the askreddit thread currently on the frontpage: http://np.reddit.com/r/askreddit/comments/2psi7i/_/

Oh my god. Homicidal psychopaths on the swarm...

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Ta

I would put G.W. Bush into a giant crossbow and fire him at Obama, this could form a mutant super-fascist dictator though so keep a Cheney nearby to beat it with.

That's a good one. Demands to be made into a political cartoon.

Feel free to do that if you like, I can't draw for shit though.

Nor can I.

Pop rocks and coke.

Hydrated rectally.

putin wiped out an opponent with a crooked sushi chef.

What would be the point? Just wait 2 years and someone else will get to take all the blame for Americans voting like the fucktards they are.

Depends, if you do it repeatedly, eventually no one will have the balls to play puppet. That's how they took power themselves, killing leaders refusing the private central bank schemes. But i agree there are more efficient targets than a fake president.

Now now. He's the real President. It's just that the position means that other hands are shoved up his ass playing him like a puppet.

Are you f****** retarded?

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Interesting how you self-censor the profanity but not the bigoted slur. ಠ_ಠ

I wouldn't bother. Obama isn't the problem, he is just a fancy pawn. If you're gonna do something crazy like that, hit a bank or petrol company or defense contractor.

I think this is a parody thread bro... We deserve a laugh occasionally I think.

So hard to tell these days. I figured the /s was just him trying to cover his ass incase he gets his door busted open.

Well that would just be wise, looks to be a parody of the disgusting shitpost he mentions to me though.

Completely overlooked the link there. You're right.

Make him President of the United States of America. Once someone's President, the odds are close to 1/20 of it happening. It's not surefire, but worth a try.