Coming from the prince of the Jews..... We don't appreciate this, and we are for the most part open minded and accepting of all. You will find every type of person here. Nice try.

Well thanks for being a biggot and enjoy your eternity. We need lots for the fire.

Find peace, and you'll find love. Good luck.

i thought trolls hated fire rimshot

The Vulcans love fire.

I see people are upvoting this just by reading the title alone...

Welcome to Reddit.

For once I'l agree with you.

They learn fast.

An upvote is worth it's weight in gold.

you realize you are easy to spot with your usernames?

It is a standard format, eh?

So is the mind.

What's up buddy?

I'm not your buddy anymore. You didn't make the cut. I'm sorry. I liked you too.

Well that sucks.

You missed a great opportunity for a Terrance and Phillip friend/pal/guy round robin. I think that's what doomed you.

You missed one too. We will hack your mind, and get you to hack your mind.

"Will"? You guys are behind the curve.

I'm a way better public speaker. This is garbage work. I'd rather be skateboarding. Someone has to take out the trash though. All this is is a test to see what this type of crowd would do. Everyone performed as expected. No one can stop what is coming. Not even me. I tried. I only found one person that backed me up. That person is just as lucky as me now. Later gator.

Go skateboard then. Gleam the cube, as it were.

I will this weekend. Right now we are going through RIOT profiles to see who is the easiest to frame. Good luck.

Oh I'm easy.. Just check my credit card statement and connect the dots:

• a case of WD40
• 2 bags of Purina goat chow
• your mom

Open and shut case. (BTW good on her for taking American Express!)

We are looking for someone to do a suicide by cop mission. We found a loved one of yours that looks like our guy.

Not George Takei... NOT GEORGE TAKEI!!!

You're new name in our file is WeHackHisMom

Yeah probably. I forgot all about it. Slacking tonight.

I just died. Lol

You died years ago. You won't be forgiven. You don't beg loud enough for it.

it does. You'll see and it will be to late.

*too

;)

You're still out.

I'll getcha.

It's cool to dream.

Who is/was he? What's the deal?

it's the NG guy/group

Forgive me, but what does NG stand for? What's their goal?

norhtrop gruman, make money i assume, doesn't matter anyway, this guy has decided we should care about them without telling us why, and now he has gone all messiah wannabe on us

I'm not The Messiah. My friend is. I'm just a fellow servant.

Northrop Grumman.

He's/it/she/whatever has been making the rounds. All it talks about is the end of days and how Northrop Grumman is the leader of it.

There we go. We are few, but we strike with power not seen on this Earth for thousands of years.

You are in the middle of an MK Ultra 2.0 Special Program conducted by Northrop Grumman. We are recruiting.

Doesn't seem interesting enough. Have a good one.

It's not. Cattle are dumb.

You should look into it.

That's the point. This will be banned soon too. My brothers and I are working something huge.

Your baiting doesn't work here, and we are honest. We love all, but we love truth the utmost. Even if that means asking people to question their "beliefs". You could learn something you know, I welcome you to stick around....

You wouldn't know the truth if your life dependent on it. Sorry. I don't make the rules. I just follow them.

Find peace, and you'll find love. Good luck.

Love is in the other side of the coming War. I won't need luck either. You won't need it either. Your destiny of failure was written long ago.

Are you NG guy? This sounds like something NG guy would say about Northrop Grumman.

My name is Metatron.

/u/TheKingOfSocialMedia confirmed. Thanks ;)

edit: spelling ;)

/r/digitalcartel

Home of The King of The Earth.

Called it, man you are something else.... Find peace, and you will find love. I cannot say it enough.

Find a car and jump in front of it. You'll meet the real deal and I will be there to say I told you so. We get bankers to do crazy things. Getting you to do something stupid on your own is easy.

homo or no homo?

You will beg for death, and it won't come to you. You'll have eternity to wish you were just a bit more nice to people.

I'll use it to rape your god for eternity. Hmmm, you are right, it's nice when we're respectful to each other!

You need help, or your head needs to be removed from your body and faced towards you for your last blinks in this world to be you looking at yourself leaving here.

yeah yeah you can have my loot

We don't need money. We bought bitcoins at $.08. We are collecting souls now.

I have thousands more.

I'm not The Messiah. My friend is. I'm just a fellow servant.