The following is a true story. TPTB scoured the globe looking for these 2 people that fit a certain criteria. They used everything in their arsenal to find these 2 individuals. It was tricky because they only had a few clues but they found them.
0 2015-05-31 by [deleted]
The most sophisticated systems scouring metadata looking for these two cost the world trillions. I am glad though. The end is near.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_witnesses
And there was given me a reed like unto a rod: and the angel stood, saying, Rise, and measure the temple of God, and the altar, and them that worship therein. But the court which is without the temple leave out, and measure it not; for it is given unto the Gentiles: and the holy city shall they tread under foot forty and two months. And I will give power unto my two witnesses, and they shall prophesy a thousand two hundred and threescore days, clothed in sackcloth. These are the two olive trees, and the two candlesticks standing before the God of the earth. And if any man will hurt them, fire proceedeth out of their mouth, and devoureth their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed. These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will. And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them. And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified. And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves. And they that dwell upon the earth shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another; because these two prophets tormented them that dwelt on the earth. And after three days and an half the Spirit of life from God entered into them, and they stood upon their feet; and great fear fell upon them which saw them. And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither. And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them. And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven. The second woe is past; and, behold, the third woe cometh quickly. (Revelation 11:1-14 KJV)
29 comments
2 agent_of_entropy 2015-05-31
Non mobile link
2 Terex80 2015-05-31
Do you fancy giving some real evidence, claims that your friend is being hunted.
Otherwise is seems like a baseless claim 'backed up' by a story book written by a bunch of men
-1 [deleted] 2015-05-31
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0 Terex80 2015-05-31
Haha. Right, of course buddy, I'm terrified of getting a stroke in the middle of the night.
Citation needed. Otherwise you are just a crazy man with no evidence
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0 Terex80 2015-05-31
That is you having no evidence and making it up confirmed
-1 [deleted] 2015-05-31
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0 Terex80 2015-05-31
What do you mean?
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1 Terex80 2015-05-31
Ok.
General advice, the bible cannot be used as evidence for what will happen, it was written by men, not god
-1 [deleted] 2015-05-31
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0 Terex80 2015-05-31
Wasn't just me who informed you the bible isn't a good source
-1 [deleted] 2015-05-31
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0 Terex80 2015-05-31
Well no citations is a great way to show yourself to be an idiot who believes things/makes up things for attention
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1 Terex80 2015-05-31
We do. Otherwise we can't know if you are making it all up
Btw I'm Obama, don't deny it, no citations needed
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1 Terex80 2015-05-31
I think what I say is backed up by most rational people. All the good theories on here are backed up by shit tons of evidence
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1 Terex80 2015-05-31
Because some people here will believe anything
1 [deleted] 2015-05-31
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1 Terex80 2015-05-31
I'm not stopping them. Give me a heads up when the earth is ending
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1 Terex80 2015-05-31
Ok. So tell me how i can stop it
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1 Terex80 2015-05-31
Haha, I'm happy not to accept some random Jewish dude.
People have been predicting the end of time for a long time, why are you right?
Also Jesus preached forgiveness, dying for humanity's sins so everyone would go to heaven
1 IanPhlegming 2015-05-31
So, I'll bite....who are the two witnesses that have been found?
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2 Flatwoods 2015-05-31
Ti and Do say "hi" and "yo" (respectively).
1 IanPhlegming 2015-05-31
That's not an answer. Did you mean the "Heaven's Gate" cult? I'm assuming you don't mean the notorious bomb movie.
-1 [deleted] 2015-05-31
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1 IanPhlegming 2015-05-31
Mmmm-kay. Call me dubious on this one.
I agree we seem to be nearing The Tribulation, though. Very frustrating to watch the people around us zombie-ing their way through life.
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1 IanPhlegming 2015-05-31
I don't understand what you mean by this.
1 Rocket_Admin_Patrick 2015-05-31
...or the more likely, we kill ourselves via nuclear war, a giant epidemic breaks out, or we pollute ourselves to the point of not being able to survive.
Seriously though, say I'm going to burn in hell, but the chances of me leaving this planet via divine intervention is about the chances of me getting struck by lightning while typing this post.
Also I just finished typing the post, no lightning.
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2 Rocket_Admin_Patrick 2015-05-31
Sorry if I seemed aggressive in that comment, I didn't mean it that way. Have a nice day
1 pimpythrowaray 2015-05-31
What you write about the world government seeking the two witnesses is true. How did you find out?
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1 pimpythrowaray 2015-05-31
This doesn't really explain how you found this information.
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1 pimpythrowaray 2015-05-31
What methods have they been trying toward killing your friend?
-1 FortHouston 2015-05-31
Magic is not real.
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2 hack_jealousy 2015-05-31
The iron-dirt taste of frustration over an unjust system, just like every other week?
1 digdog303 2015-05-31
So, uh, why didn't the witnesses just devoureth their enemies?
-1 Lestat087 2015-05-31
We are in end days. Though it should be viewed within context. It is not literal. One thousand two hundred & three score prophetic days is 1260 years. Go check out the youtube channel bible or traditions. He will explain the meaning behind the seals, trumpets & bowls. Many think they will be literal & occur within short time frame. This isnt the case. The signs are there as it slowly sneaks up like a thief in the night.
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1 orrery 2015-05-31
What is this psycho Dr. Who bull? The Bible wasn't written by a time traveler.
1 Terex80 2015-05-31
Haha, I'm happy not to accept some random Jewish dude.
People have been predicting the end of time for a long time, why are you right?
Also Jesus preached forgiveness, dying for humanity's sins so everyone would go to heaven