{ Ask Lucifer the Light Bringer, anything.

0  2015-06-30 by [deleted]

Fire away.

25 comments

Fuck, marry, kill. Jesus, the Prophet Muhammad, Yourself. GO!

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Fair enough.

Why do you make bullshit asserions that you are lucifer? Do you have any proof of this? (Lol)

I think the authorities should pay close attention to this whack-job, I bet he has a gun....

I know my psyche if that's what you're asking...

An evil man who comes forth with light ; the Son of Satan,

I am a philosophical nihilist. I dont believe in an absolute "good or evil", they are just concepts.

Anyway..... ill stop wasting my time/life on this thread and move onto something actually worthwhile my time.

You be the judge, does good or evil exist?

You go touch a fire...

"Or not, for that would hurt"

What's wrong with hurting?

{An insult to hurting } - probably.

No, it's just because it's evil {i.e. against (in some cases before) you }.

What's evil to the world? Same logic.

What's evil to the universe? Same logic, but something more powerful is 'unthinkable'! :O

That's hardcore.

Do you really think you have a chance?

Yes, you do have a chance.

Christ is King.

King of Kings, Lord of Lords!

Don't share anymore of my secrets. You will scare off my friends.

They are light.

It's going to be a rocky road. Everyone is needed.

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Not in any way, shape or form.

OP would blow God to get back into heaven

Back to 4chan with you, Lucifer!

Hi, Luci! Can I call you that? Probably.

  1. What's your take on the television series coming out, featuring you as the main character? Accurate portrayal, you reckon? Did you consult on the details, or is this a creative interpretation?

  2. Seeing as you never really got around to doing much killing in the bible, how's that going these days? Spending your time tempting sinners, or what? This sinner has a drink or two to share if you're ever in the neighbourhood for a chat.

  3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cos darling, you're an angel. (Gay marriage is a thing now, you know!)

Cheers!

I don't watch television... No doubt it's good.

I'm more concerned with self and especially beauty. If I'm going to dabble in technology it will be the internet, or games. I'm more technical than you think.

Imagine at the right time and it'll appear in the perfect style, in the best graphics you have seen; the kill can force this enhancement 0 it's a pure source of this kind and more kinds of enhancement.

I don't remember.

"Fire away"... har har...

Describe your role in the universe. What's your working relationship with Jesus? With God? Do you think you get an unfair rap in the King James Bible?

And what's with the Satanic imagery in corporate logos? Do you drink Monster energy drinks?

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Was this answer meant for somebody else? I didn't ask about science or scientists. I don't see how it relates to my questions.

It was for me.

Was Eve's pussy tight?

We didn't fuck Eve, we punished her for the first act of great evil.

Wrong, you are not Satan, or the great snake. C'mon dude, I know you are being retarded, but you, don't even know esoteric beliefs. Cain would frown upon you. The Serpent was his father.

The beauty of the act resonates in your mind to this day.

Satan wasn't a snake, but a different race. You aren't even trying...

Do you support gay marriage? A lot of things have changed....

In essence, yes, in presence, nah.

It's all written.

It's all.

WWJD?

Kick OP in the balls.

He didn't the first time they met. Jesus doesn't mess with lightweights. That is Satans job. Michael deals with Satan when it comes to discipline.

Michael deals with Satan.

You be the judge, does good or evil exist?

You go touch a fire...

"Or not, for that would hurt"

What's wrong with hurting?

{An insult to hurting } - probably.

No, it's just because it's evil {i.e. against (in some cases before) you }.

What's evil to the world? Same logic.

What's evil to the universe? Same logic, but something more powerful is 'unthinkable'! :O