Was Adolf Hitler a female?

0  2015-07-24 by bot-bought-bot

So recently the historians released evidence that the skull of Hitler they have been studying was that of a woman. The recent Guardian Article source is here. Is it possible that Hitler was actually a very masculine looking and manly behaving woman, with a massive inferiority complex? This fact would explain why she/he kept enlisting into battle in WW1. If she/he wanted to prove something to the other men. This would also explain the weird facial hair setup. The mustache truly looks odd and could be a tape on or nose-clipped. If Hitler was a female this would also explain why Hitler kept her wife hidden away, because it was a lesbian relationship, which was very taboo at the time. All of this situation could also explain a lot of the self-hatred issues Hitler had and the drug issue. If you have ever seen some of the female stand-up comedians around the world today, they look very very convincing. Some you can not tell they are women. There have been people through the history of man that assumed the other gender roles, and were never discovered or published. Just look at some of the Pharaohs of ancient Egypt, until this day we don't know for sure.

44 comments

6  lord_empty 2015-07-24

I can't downvote you hard enough to show how stupid you are.

5  [deleted] 2015-07-24

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-5  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

Yup, apparently I fooled your mom enough though. That's why you came out the way you did.

2  BrewsterTheGreat 2015-07-24

Dang he got you bro /s

5  MrUnderhil 2015-07-24

I think its more likely the skulls got switched.

1  RMFN 2015-07-24

Please Occam save it for people who care.

0  MrUnderhil 2015-07-24

occam (programming language)???

0  RMFN 2015-07-24

Occams razor. An argument technique that calls extra complex situations fallacious based on the obvious easier explanations at hand.

0  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

I mean the theory is not that crazy. What is crazier is people say 6,000,000 people were killed in 4 years. It's actually illegal to argue about holocaust numbers in many countries. That is crazy too. So for your to say yeah "the skulls were switched" well that requires another layer of conspiracy amongst multiple people. If Hitler was a woman, he alone would carry that lie to his grave, and it would technically be less of a conspiracy.

-5  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

Think outside the box too on this one. Reality can be stranger than you can ever imagine/write.

7  LordMandrake_ 2015-07-24

Your theories are delusional.

7  MrUnderhil 2015-07-24

Hitler was in prison before ww2. It would be hard to hide your sex during strip searches.

2  BillionaireBob 2015-07-24

Lol. One day old account, and I've seen someone post this comment here very often...

-5  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

What are you insinuating (in sin you waiting)

0  BillionaireBob 2015-07-24

Ooh, spooky.

-5  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

I didn't create this post to troll, I sincerely want to know if anyone else considered this.

2  BillionaireBob 2015-07-24

I'll consider it now...

Considering...

Considering...

Nah, still garbage.

4  downtowne 2015-07-24

I had a girlfriend who had a little bit of a mustache but it didn't look like Hitler's.

3  FortHouston 2015-07-24

Or, Russia misidentified that skull fragment as belonging to Hitler.

After all, Hitler was 5'8". The average height of German women is 5'4".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Average_height_around_the_world

-5  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

You can go by height, but there are a lot more factors, like hip/should proportions, which were always stifled on him by the chub-and-tuck uniform setup.

2  IngeniousGentleman 2015-07-24

You dense fucker.

2  Vuckt 2015-07-24

You can't be serious...

2  mikevember 2015-07-24

Although this is not very likely, the hate of some posters is unnecessary. I like OP's theory, but I think it is more likely that he never committed suicide and ultimately fled.

2  yellowsnow2 2015-07-24

Upvote for an original theory. Maybe his worst times was when he was raggin.

2  poruss 2015-07-24

There's this:

"It was (Hitler's was) a very ladylike walk. Dainty little steps. Every few steps he cocked his right shoulder nervously, his left leg snapping up as he did so."

In height he is a little below average. His hips are wide and his shoulders relatively narrow

the apotheosis of the little man", funny looking, self-conscious and unsure of himself

the qualities of his voice are far from pleasant - many, in fact, find it distinctly unpleasant. It has a rasping-quality which often breaks into a shrill falsetto when he becomes aroused

http://www.nizkor.org/hweb/people/h/hitler-adolf/oss-papers/text/oss-profile-02.html

2  poruss 2015-07-24

Hitler had feminine handwriting, was enamoured of US cheerleaders, was a very feminine man, had a very ladylike walk, loved sweets, hated the dentist, suffered from flatulence. His first girlfriend was a jew and had injections of bull testicle extracts. So claims http://listverse.com/2013/11/01/10-intriguing-facts-about-hitler/

0  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

It's refreshing to see that people are actually connecting with this theory and thinking outside the box, and I don't know why people think it's so terribly hard to fathom that Hitler may have been transgender. It's not the craziest theory out there.

1  LordMandrake_ 2015-07-24

Adolf Hitler was most certainly not a female.

I am honestly astonished you would even entertain such a notion.

I think it's more plausible that the supposed "Hitlers" skull is obviously not his.

There is a ton of information on the Internet, as well as declassified documents, illustrating how Hitler fled, as well as many other Nazis, to South America.

Perhaps you should look in that direction.

0  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

Adolf Hitler was most certainly not a female.

Dude you may be "certain" but your reddit comment is merely hearsay. You have no other proof other than you can not flex your world view to contemplate this theory is very plausible.

0  LordMandrake_ 2015-07-24

I do not have to waste my time in order to spoon feed your delusions.

You want proof he was a male, read about it yourself. Stop replying back to me with your stupid theories.

I tried to be nice with you but you're obviously incapable of reason.

I mean, you think Hitler was a woman. No offense, but that's just stupid. And you're telling me to bend over and spend time proving he wasn't?

Fuck off.

-2  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

I am honestly astonished you would even entertain such a notion.

Oh I'm sorry, were you there in the 50's performing Hitler's physicals? I'm glad you are telling me you are honest. Thanks. Also I am glad my long post "astonished" you... It astonished you I am thinking outside the box? Scientists are saying the skull was female. Is it that huge of a jump to speculate Hitler may have been female? I am not entertaining a notion, I am asking to engage in open discussion of the possibility.

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-2  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

You have offered no credible rebuttal to my theory... which has proof. My proof is female skull fragments. You are just spouting off insults. Offer some real proof, or you are the loser.

0  [deleted] 2015-07-24

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1  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

I don't need to offer any credible proof for my view.

Ok this is where I stop reading and this is where you vernacular hurts you. If you don't want to offer credible proof, don't post in big boy conversations with your rubbish.

1  maverickLI 2015-07-24

He was probably strip searched at least once in prison

1  showmeurboobsplznthx 2015-07-24

Ask a question, collect evidence, build a hypothesis. This is a good one. Image search hitler with women. We would need to look at his medical records to determine chromosomes. You can't disprove this, but the evidence isn't sold to prove it either. Good theory.

-4  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

Thanks for the support. Many of the "users" comments were right away a barage of hatred, so it sounded like a lot of users were really uncomfortable with shifting their thinking or world views to even consider this. Or they were pro-white power shills and were very offended by this suggestion.

3  showmeurboobsplznthx 2015-07-24

Yea, some people claim to be open minded free thinkers, yet are incapable of having an evidence/ fact/ idea based debate. It's why I use conspiracy, to search all angles

3  Putin_loves_cats 2015-07-24

You guys talking to yourself?

3  star_particles 2015-07-24

I got blocked by someone like this online earlier.

Was a flat earth guy on Instagram that I tried talking to about how I don't know it's round. But he doesn't know just like I don't know 100 percent that it's flat. Wanted to talk about it and he attacked me about being close minded and blocked me before we could even have a debate.

I even told him. I'm with him on I don't know it's a sphere. But we don't know 100 percent that it's flat. Really stupid guy.

People thing they are open minded yet they don't have any real thoughts of their own still. Just subscribe to a different view that is handed to them. Sad really and hard to deal with.

0  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

Oh no, people are brining flat earth into the conversation. We most be onto something with the female hitler theory.

-2  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

Yeah this is the one subreddit when you post something instantly 100s of people start hating on the theory. It's truly remarkable.

-1  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

A lot of sexist storm frap users down voting because they don't want to think about the possibility that their furer was female.

5  BillionaireBob 2015-07-24

Yeah, that's it.

2  mrsj74 2015-07-24

While I disagree with the unnecessary barrage of hateful comments you've received, aren't you also doing the same thing with the above comment?

0  bot-bought-bot 2015-07-24

I mean the theory is not that crazy. What is crazier is people say 6,000,000 people were killed in 4 years. It's actually illegal to argue about holocaust numbers in many countries. That is crazy too. So for your to say yeah "the skulls were switched" well that requires another layer of conspiracy amongst multiple people. If Hitler was a woman, he alone would carry that lie to his grave, and it would technically be less of a conspiracy.