I am so glad i'm not an american

3  2015-09-19 by [deleted]

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It's all the same shit the veil up north is just darker.

I hope you're right. I hope you guys don't get sucked down the same hole as us.

Canada has it just as bad, it's just more quiet.

By what stretch of imagination do you think it is better in Canada?

They do have an enormous chunk of land, lots of resources, a tiny population, and modern 1st world cities. Their culture isn't as cut throat as ours, and their government is not as involved in hypothetical wars against drugs and terrorists. I'd say they're sitting pretty good aside from the cold.

The sad part is you're naive enough to think that any country has it better than any other. Save for Iceland, because they gave their last fuck a few years ago and are currently showing everyone what can happen for your country when you stop bending over and taking the proverbial fist in the ass.

The rabbit hole encompasses the whole world my friend, Canada included, and if you believe any differently, then I suggest you spend some more time doing research. I lived in Canada for a good portion of my life, and once you remove the blinders, it's much the same puppet show as it is down here.

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Ur head is flapping.

With all their beady little eyes And flappin' heads so full of lies

American politicians call Canada Americas back yard for a reason. Same rich elites are the puppet masters.

Dont worry, my cheese eating maple glazed friend, when we fall, you wont be ignored.

Fuckin Canadians lol. The queen of england can disband your government at her whim. I hope the dumbest of our dumb mass immigrate up there when shit hits the fan down here. How long do you think Canada will stay Canadian when our retards start flooding in OP?

The queen of england can disband your government at her whim.

Sorry, but it doesn't actually work that way. The actions are purely ceremonial and part of tradition.

They would say that!

Keep telling yourself that. Australia did...

The Queen disbanded the Australian government on a whim recently?

All you crown colony fools have a very strong illusion of owning your government ha-ha. Just like us in the united States the peons don't control govt. Your monarch obfuscates through language her power over her country. Phrases like "purely ceremonial" in reality means she has control. Since 1707 no crown colony has ignored a monarchs wishes. Take a shot of maple syrup and let that sink in.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/government-shutdown-some-global-perspective/

Your lack of understanding of how Commonwealth countries function is quite astounding and shows what little you know. If you really want to know how it works and you are not being a troll, I suggest you take a look at the Letters Patent, 1947, for an understanding of how the Governor General position works in Canada. James Bowden's Parliamentum also has a good write-up on this exact situation.

The link you provided is in regards to a very different situation in Australia forty years ago and has no bearing on the discussion if you actually bothered to research the topic. Personally, I am betting you are a troll due to your lack of decorum in this conversation. I'm absolutely sure if you respond to this comment it will prove me correct. Prove me wrong.

You seem to be too naive to help. You either don't understand how the real world works or you genuinely believe your rulers are true to their words and have your best interests at heart. I think you're a naive person clinging to the hope that those people who claim authority over your life are decent and we'll meaning. Prove me wrong.

And there it is. You are a troll.

Thank you for proving me right. See ya kid.

Tough to have your world view challenged huh? Go ahead and dig in like a tick, your children will be fine with your lack of foresight.

Sure thing, kid. Get back to me when you get out of high school and your edginess wears off.

You presumptive anonymous dipshit.

Whatever you say, kid. I have children older than you and it's obvious you have very little real world experience. Go troll your high school buddies and get back to me when you have a few years under your belt.

You don't realize it but you're continuing to make assumptions that are comically incorrect.

You continue to bold the word kid as if it is upsetting. It's not, you are talking to someone you don't know anything about yet feel comfortable drawing conclusions about.

You continue to do it, which shows your maturity is not fully developed. If you truly do have kids I can only imagine they are indifferent to your monthly visits. You should worry because when you really need them, they'll resent you and just ignore you.

Just like I will be doing from now on.

My assumptions are proven again and again by every response you make. I might consider anything you say to be worth listening to when you no longer have your parents paying your way in the world. Until then, anything you say is pure /r/cringe material.

http://i.imgur.com/G9hTTO8.gifv

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I'm not so sure you even are Canadian.... You're awful hostile.... You sound like a jaded Wisconsonian, maybe a Vermonster. And you didn't eve say aboot eh?

Ok we will just invade you an take it whenever we please USA USA USA

Be prepared to take a lot of snow. Lots and lots of snow.

I think the maple syrup and Molson has gotten to your brain, little brother. Learn from what your big brother is doing and do it differently. As far as I can see, you guys are acting just like us (big brothers ;) ).

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I'll drink to that. Happy bloodmoon and peace out, fucker!

And there it is. You are a troll.

Thank you for proving me right. See ya kid.