So The Tories Protect Paedophiles And Fuck Dead Pigs?
121 2015-09-21 by Quantumhead
Cool.
Nothing Orwellian to see here. Everybody can just move on. Obviously these are the best people to be running Great Britain.
Any thoughts?
121 2015-09-21 by Quantumhead
Cool.
Nothing Orwellian to see here. Everybody can just move on. Obviously these are the best people to be running Great Britain.
Any thoughts?
45 comments
19 LetsHackReality 2015-09-21
Vote Tory -- We Protect Paedophiles And Fuck Dead Pigs
You gotta admit, it's got a certain ring to it.
6 BigBrownBeav 2015-09-21
:)
4 ichoosejif 2015-09-21
Ican'ttellifthat'sfunny.
4 Quantumhead 2015-09-21
LOL
12 Love_And_Light33 2015-09-21
I'm not so shocked by the sexual act with the dead pig (I know some people personally who have done similar things in their fraternities), but rather think its important that the leaders of our countries have been a part of these secretive societies all their lives, and are very far removed from representation of the people (at a minimum).
The former, on the other hand, is a true conspiracy with a deep deep rabbit hole.
2 Quantumhead 2015-09-21
You can say that again.
9 ima-kitty 2015-09-21
imagine all the things we don't know.
7 Quantumhead 2015-09-21
The Tories are just sleazebuckets who make up the rules as they go along. Forget the dead pig. Cameron and his buddies smoked weed and then reclassified it as a class B drug. They still send people to prison for it. You don't get much more Janus-fucking-faced than that.
7 chemicalreality 2015-09-21
It was Gordon Brown that reclassified back to B.
3 Quantumhead 2015-09-21
Fair enough. But it makes no real difference because the Tories were the ones who made it a class B in the first place.
3 chemicalreality 2015-09-21
I'm with you man i fucking hate the Tories, just pointing out an inaccuracy.
1 Quantumhead 2015-09-21
Yeah, noted. Good spot.
2 BikeBison 2015-09-21
Does the pope's dick fit in a donut?
3 illGATESmusic 2015-09-21
I don't know... Maybe?
2 [deleted] 2015-09-21
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2 Quantumhead 2015-09-21
Couldn't agree more. I despise Blair, all the more because I bought into his bullshit at first.
2 blueweed908 2015-09-21
sounds like the brits pissed of someone(likely to the east) and they are data dumping all the dirty secrets.
2 thegr8rambino13 2015-09-21
Fuckin savages
1 Quantumhead 2015-09-21
Interestingly, when I was growing up there was a local tramp who was rumoured to have had sex with a dead pig for a bet. The story was enough to make him infamous in his local area, so I'm presuming this latest revelation is not Mr Cameron's idea of a good day.
And that's good enough to bring a smile to this old face.
1 facereplacer3 2015-09-21
I'm American. Please explain?
4 Quantumhead 2015-09-21
The Tories are like the British Republicans. Duplicitous, barefaced pig fuckers.
That's my summary.
2 facereplacer3 2015-09-21
Sorta sounds like all politicians to me.
1 Quantumhead 2015-09-21
I'm hoping this Corbyn guy is going to be the one who changes things.
2 snapper1971 2015-09-21
This is a pretty good explanation of the situation: http://theleveller.org/2015/09/british-really-laughing/
1 snapper1971 2015-09-21
This article covers pretty much all the bases:
http://theleveller.org/2015/09/british-really-laughing/
1 transcendReality 2015-09-21
Even Orwell couldn't have imagined the truth.
1 fuckthebbc 2015-09-21
It's the double standard that keeps them in their ivory towers. If anyone so much as breaks wind at work they can get fired, from their zero contract no rights job, but these bastards can literally do anything and there are no repercussions.
1 Quantumhead 2015-09-21
I know buddy. It's why I hate them so much. They're just sheer filth. One rule for us, another for you.
1 m0q 2015-09-21
you are talking about UK a former/still empire run by so called nobility/aristocracy with a german queen.
is what they protect
1 Bacore 2015-09-21
The way you say it makes it seem so perverted or something.
1 shemitahcometh 2015-09-21
oink
-5 kelvinmead 2015-09-21
Not all of them.
5 Quantumhead 2015-09-21
Are you sure about that?
6 hack_jealousy 2015-09-21
How could anyone fuck all the dead pigs? Sheesh.
-5 SkepticalFaceless 2015-09-21
Trying to govern the masses could drive anyone to fuck a pig. Face it, the world is stupid, crazy, and chaotic.
-9 2birds1bone 2015-09-21
The paedophile thing is definitely fucked but honestly, who cares about some guy putting his dick in a dead pig ages ago? And here I thought Americans were the prudes..
20 BigBrownBeav 2015-09-21
Seriously?, this sick fuck is running England. Is it normal for English lads to fuck dead animals?
2 IntellisaurDinoAlien 2015-09-21
Only when we're drunk. So yes. /s
11 Telenerd 2015-09-21
His government has installed a porn filter on their internet and required people to opt in to view porn. They've also banned some pretty tame sexual acts from being recorded in the UK. Here is a guy promoting the restriction of pornography, and there's a pornographic picture of him fucking a dead pig's face. So yeah, it matters.
6 ima-kitty 2015-09-21
and he condemns weed but did blow.
3 Telenerd 2015-09-21
The pig or Cameron?
1 snapper1971 2015-09-21
And was sent down from Eton for smoking cannabis.
9 Quantumhead 2015-09-21
Translation: the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
-10 2birds1bone 2015-09-21
And? You ever do anything you regret while in school?
13 Quantumhead 2015-09-21
A) I never fucked a dead pig.
B) I'm not the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
6 ima-kitty 2015-09-21
and he condemns weed but did blow.