Amy Schumer

2  2015-09-23 by [deleted]

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Don't forget her gun control agenda where she stands next to her cousin/uncle?....Chuck Schumer.

"i don't know why the shooter chose MY moive.." bihhhhhh

Critical information. Thank you for the reminder.

I brought up a similar sentiment to my usually open-minded friend and they scoffed at me.. But you're not alone. I'm noticing this pattern as well.

Good to know I'm not alone.
What's with so many of the other comments here?
It's like they just read the title and started turning the thread into a celebrity gossip column.
Didn't expect to see that happen on /r/conspiracy.

Your post history is revealing, miteinschtein.

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All of them on this thread. That's it.

So how much did Amy Schumer pay you to wave those pom poms?

Ah, so you are trying to be funny.
I make a new reddit account every day goofball. Sometimes two.

And would you like to divulge the agency you work for which pays you to create new reddit accounts daily? Goofball?

Yeah, expensive these reddit accounts. Someone's gotta be paying for em right?
Let's go with Trump. I'm working for Donald Trump.

You must be ruffling some serious feathers out there! Keep up the good work!

Funny. She's pretty unknown in The Netherlands. Yet a few weeks ago several printed media had large interviews with or articles about her.

Same here in Denmark, she seems to be everywhere all of a sudden, although I am not entirely convinced about op's analysis, it did strike me as strange

Schumer is just a Hollywood puppet. Another celebrity put out to encourage people to be fat, drunk, stupid, and slutty. And of course to promote any other agenda that her handlers tell her to. I don't see how she's any different from Lisa Lampanelli and that woman wasn't funny either. People just eat this shit up.

WTF is clown entertainment like Amy Shumer doing in r/conspiracy??

The distraction level here belongs in Hailcorporate.

If you had bothered to read the actual post, rather than just the title, you'd know that the topic is Amy Schumer's role in an apparent conspiracy to condition/prime the public to vote for Hillary.

Fuck Amy Schumer and whatever shtick she's got going on with Hilary Clinton.

Why would I read crap like that? Holy shit, that's just stupid.

Meanwhile the bankers are looting the place, you'll never again get a job that pays your bills, and you want to worry about Amy Schumer?

The Exit sign is flashing at you, follow it. Seriously, get out of here with that piffle.

Please tell me you're trying to be funny.

dude doesn't want to think about stuff objectively

Yea i was lost at "MSM outlets...". I don't follow that so I don't care.

Congrats on not monitoring the activities of the mechanism used to control 80% of the population.

Just 80%?

Such optimism!

Amy Schumer's cousin is New York Senator Chuck Schumer who is one of the most vile persons to have featured in the Waco hearings as documented in the excellent Waco rules of engagement documentary. Amy teamed up with him recently after the trainwreck shootings to support guncontrol.

Yes. Biggest indicator is her anti-gun agenda and the fact she isn't funny

Terribly terribly unfunny human being. But everyone just keeps it up, "oh she is a girl and said vagina!" "girl making raunchy joke lolollol". Everyone has their own opinions but she is objectively unfunny.

I didn't know who she was, but kept hearing her name in relation to pop cultural something or another. The other day while in the check out line at the grocer's, her picture glared back at me from the cover of some tabloid.

She's a fatty. No joke. Pretty shocking considering she was apparently in a movie about being "oversexed" iirc. Wtf is wrong with people these days?!

She is a size 6...that makes her a fatty? You need help

She's a fatty. Call her big-boned if you must.

I think you're onto something re:specific comics being shoved in our faces, but I don't think it's about Hillary.

It appears to be a massive campaign to inject into the public mind the idea that there's a gender inequality crisis in the U.S., and to make one of the primary political discussion topics (in general) that of gender inequality.
The campaign really kicked into gear around mid 2014; exactly the point in time when you'd expect the public conditioning to begin for ensuring the election of the next puppet president (Hillary).
They're catapulting many people, in many fields, into the spotlight who would normally receive little-to-no media attention. The most recent blatant example is Ronda Rousey but I chose to focus on Schumer in my OP because of how widespread and in-synch the effort is to jam her down everyone's throats. I was hoping to find at least one other person here who noticed the Schumer part of the campaign.

There are a lot of inequality issues in the United States. To be unable to admit that is to walk around with your eyes closed.

I don't know what you're referring to re:Ronda Rousey. Isn't she a conspiracy theorist and an MMA star? Why wouldn't she be famous?

It has nothing to do with whether or not there are actually inequality issues (obviously there are). It's about massively exaggerating the seriousness of gender inequality in the U.S. and making sure the issue is occupying everyone's minds at a time when they're trying to ensure the election of a female president.
A female president would be lovely by the way; just not a corrupt puppet president who happens to not have a penis.

Ronda Rousey. Isn't she a conspiracy theorist and an MMA star? Why wouldn't she be famous?

It's not an issue of being famous; it's an issue of suddenly and inexplicably receiving far more media coverage than she ever normally would, and that coverage being crafted in a way that ideally fits the aforementioned gender inequality campaign.

No one gets famous by accident...

Never understood her appeal

Sarah Silverman was played out, so they needed a new, younger one. She's a contemporary media "archetype." She will flare for a couple years, then be washed up.

She's actually pretty funny sometimes, though, like Silverman, her schtick wears out fast.

I hate how much of a slut and explicitly brings up her vag.

It's almost all her comedy is.

I doubt the other comments were made by any women...maybe you guys just don't 'get' her..I think she's hysterical.

Great. And how does your comment relate the point made by the OP?

Maybe men and women like different things? I personally hate tons of celebrities in Hollywood and don't find them funny, but I think there is more a problem with the Kardashians than there is with some vulgar actress.

I'm a woman and I've found Schumer amusing in the last few months that I keep seeing her. But it is interesting that she keeps coming up... I guess it's time to become mindful of the messages she's conveying instead of simply being amused.

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Actually, a response like the one you just made says a lot more about you than the person you were replying to, whose comment was very reasonable.

Why so emotional?

This is why this sub is such a fucking joke.

Please read the rules on the side bar. This is your warning.

I think she's hilarious, too. (Disclosure: Also a woman.) Internet dudes have an issue because she's not hot enough for their tastes and it's distasteful to them that women exist without their gaze.

However, OP has a fantastic point that there's something really weird about how the media's shoving her in our faces...like, yeah, she's funny, but the Broad City gals are even funnier, why isn't the media telling me I'm an asshole for not watching more of them?

The media did the same thing with Lena Dunham...I tried to watch Girls but stopped during that "you're a 14 year old" sex scene. GTFO w/that pedo crap, seriously.

Someone on here used to post a lot about a Nick Kroll conspiracy (his Dad owns a giant defense/investigative conglomerate, I often wonder if there's a tie to the Schumer thing.

An israeli comic with an agenda...You must be joking...

cismale here...

she's not funny. the only thing funny about her is the fact that she is a self proclaimed feminist yet achieved fame / popularity solely by oversexualizing herself under the disguise of 'feminine freedom' or whatnot. yeah she's a powerful woman but if your shtick is only sex and talking about your vagina that seems counter productive to the cause...

I had to look up the word "cismale". Why did you start your comment with that?

just to give context of where I'm coming from.

Oh ok thanks. I read the word but couldn't connect the dots because I've never seen it.

It means you are content with how you were born and do not need validation through changing genders or something like that. It didn't exist until the transgender explosion as far as I know but now it's used in a derogatory way by those who are way up high riding the clouds of morality. Example: "I'm happy to have been born a man" The retort: "Die you cis scum! How dare you be happy how you were born!" Again Im pretty sure its a veiled insult.

Damn I'm way out of the loop on this subject.

She's jewish

Ok I guess that settles it. Not funny because you said so. Thanks. What should I have for lunch today?

a pizza with cheese and black olives

Something kosher obviously.

She's jewish

You guys are strange. Really.

"Someone is popular AND Jewish so it MUST be some sort of diabolical conspiracy"

Senator's niece, gun control agenda, and mostly, she's not funny but somehow successful

I think she's pretty funny. Her shows all sell out quickly so I'm assuming others do as well. Movie did pretty well. Seems like one hell of a stretch to claim some conspiracy tying her success to gun control.

Do you think the same of someone like Nugent, who is anti-gun control and hasnt been relevant since the 70s but suddenly because the face of anti-gun control? Surely there is something there, yes?

Senator's niece, gun control agenda, yes, be suspicious.

But just because men are put off by her comedy doesn't mean she's not funny to the rest of us.

I think she's hilarious. I'm still suspicious about her being pushed on us all the time, she's not funnier than Broad City and they're rarely lauded by the media.

She is about 6. Would bang, would not listen.

Edit: Ok, i give her seven if she blows.

It appears the PTB are looking to establish a strong, no-nonsense, unapologetic, chubby, comedic female icon to further advance their effort to mold the public mind into believing that there's a gender equality crisis so that they'll be primed to vote for Hillary next year.

Maybe Hollywood is just leveling the chubby comedian field that was forged by famous tubby comics like Jackie Gleason, John Candy, and Chris Farley.

Don't see anything here but entertainment companies cashing in on a woman who's the flavor of the week. I also happen to think she's quite funny. I don't think it has anything to do with an upcoming election, I think it has to do with making truckloads of money.

It seems a lot of Jews seem to get an 'easy pass' into the tv & film industry spotlight.

Anyone else keeping an eye on this Amy Schumer thing?

What thing would that be? Her existence and popularity?

Probably the thing that I further described in the rest of my post.

Her cousin us senator chuck Schumer

Maybe men and women like different things? I personally hate tons of celebrities in Hollywood and don't find them funny, but I think there is more a problem with the Kardashians than there is with some vulgar actress.

just to give context of where I'm coming from.

Same here in Denmark, she seems to be everywhere all of a sudden, although I am not entirely convinced about op's analysis, it did strike me as strange