I'm going to need you to post a video of you bending a spoon with your mind. Until I see that, I can't take this post seriously. On the bright side, if you added a bullet point with the date the world is going to end, this thread would fire straight to the top of GLP.
I will test it with you. My powers, I mean. Think of a number between 1 and 10; this makes it easy on me. Screw it, think of a natural thing, and then it will enlighten you. Tell me when you're ready.
Remember the odds are against me, it's 99 to 1. I asked 3, what was the last word of his question, the word that was whispered into my ear was Heart. I siphoned from it, fart, art, start, mars, etc etc. Now you siphon from heart, remembering it's 99 to 1, and find your own answer within it. I can't resolve whole sentences, again, because it's 99 to 1. Try a 1 word attempt.
Unfortunately my powers run out when I've used them many times. Instead of whispering 99 to 1 answers in my ear, I get silent impulses. Look up brain zaps MDMA on google, it's similar to what my power consists of; I think of you, and then I ask "what is he thinking", then I locate the zap point in my brain ( it's a long story how this happens ), and wapow, I get a whisper in my ear. At the moment, just zaps and silent impulses. Unless it was actually Sunshine, or sunshine related, which I judged by the impulse alone. Try tomorrow. Be here or be queer.
Damn. I actually just told my brother sitting next to me that his backwards hat is stupid because the brim is designed to protect his face from sun damage. This was literally 15-20 minutes ago. I know it's just a coincidence, but damn, that is funny!
Lolz this is what happens when you make posts on lsd. Only bit that makes sense is China attacking Germany but they wont any time soon. And it would be joint between them & Russia.
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6 greenbergz 2015-09-28
Well, this is not that much crazier than 90% of the crap on here. Surprised it's not a sticky.
-1 shannon_green 2015-09-28
OMG UPVOTES
1 greenbergz 2015-09-28
I'd give you a hundred if I could, you magnificent bastard.
5 TTT_33333 2015-09-28
I'm going to need you to post a video of you bending a spoon with your mind. Until I see that, I can't take this post seriously. On the bright side, if you added a bullet point with the date the world is going to end, this thread would fire straight to the top of GLP.
I'll give you that one...
-7 shannon_green 2015-09-28
YEAH YOU ARE A FUCKING FUNNY CUNT M8
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0 TTT_33333 2015-09-28
I upvoted bruh.
-5 shannon_green 2015-09-28
I will test it with you. My powers, I mean. Think of a number between 1 and 10; this makes it easy on me. Screw it, think of a natural thing, and then it will enlighten you. Tell me when you're ready.
3 TTT_33333 2015-09-28
Ready
-2 shannon_green 2015-09-28
Bare in mind you know it's 99 to 1.
Salad Energy Flower
Tell me if any of these relate.
4 TTT_33333 2015-09-28
Yes, the number is between 99 and 1 (but I thought we said bewteen. And 10). "Salad energy flower" connects it via the Flower of Life shape.
1 BillionaireBob 2015-09-28
I am asking you a question in my mind right now. What was the question I asked?
-4 shannon_green 2015-09-28
Remember the odds are against me, it's 99 to 1. I asked 3, what was the last word of his question, the word that was whispered into my ear was Heart. I siphoned from it, fart, art, start, mars, etc etc. Now you siphon from heart, remembering it's 99 to 1, and find your own answer within it. I can't resolve whole sentences, again, because it's 99 to 1. Try a 1 word attempt.
6 BillionaireBob 2015-09-28
Wrong, I asked "Does /u/shannon_green bleach their asshole?"
-7 shannon_green 2015-09-28
Fart was close, Fart (99 to 1) art, arse. I did say etc etc. You're obviously a dis-info because you ignored half my post.
1 BillionaireBob 2015-09-28
You're obviously very smart.
-1 shannon_green 2015-09-28
No, wise.
1 BillionaireBob 2015-09-28
Lol
-1 shannon_green 2015-09-28
; )
4 ofsinope 2015-09-28
Mods please sticky this.
-2 shannon_green 2015-09-28
I implore this statement from the bottom of my heart.
1 DoctorBees69 2015-09-28
Seconded.
1 brainiac1200 2015-09-28
thirded.
1 TheGayMafia 2015-09-28
Do me next!!!
-1 shannon_green 2015-09-28
Unfortunately my powers run out when I've used them many times. Instead of whispering 99 to 1 answers in my ear, I get silent impulses. Look up brain zaps MDMA on google, it's similar to what my power consists of; I think of you, and then I ask "what is he thinking", then I locate the zap point in my brain ( it's a long story how this happens ), and wapow, I get a whisper in my ear. At the moment, just zaps and silent impulses. Unless it was actually Sunshine, or sunshine related, which I judged by the impulse alone. Try tomorrow. Be here or be queer.
EDIT: It could be Hat related too.
2 TheGayMafia 2015-09-28
Damn. I actually just told my brother sitting next to me that his backwards hat is stupid because the brim is designed to protect his face from sun damage. This was literally 15-20 minutes ago. I know it's just a coincidence, but damn, that is funny!
2 IntellisaurDinoAlien 2015-09-28
Nah, he's the racist timecube jesus, you should probably worship or something.
1 Ihopeitsround 2015-09-28
You reference the cube; are you speaking of Saturn? Lucifer being a representation of family seems like something a Liciferian would say.
-3 shannon_green 2015-09-28
I am not speaking gibberish. My apologies.
4 Ihopeitsround 2015-09-28
You are clearly the problem. Be gone from our place of collective growth, deceiver. We do not buy into your radical, fatalist view of man.
1 jasper1056 2015-09-28
What worm hole did I just enter?
1 Yougotshumped 2015-09-28
da faq is dis?
1 Lestat087 2015-09-28
Lolz this is what happens when you make posts on lsd. Only bit that makes sense is China attacking Germany but they wont any time soon. And it would be joint between them & Russia.
1 Reistall 2015-09-28
Unfortunately he's not on LSD, just insane: http://www.timecube.com/ - proof
1 DoctorBees69 2015-09-28
For those not yet enlightened: www.timecube.com
1 darkstar1031 2015-09-28
Wow... schizophrenia much?
1 theskepticalheretic 2015-09-28
Timecube...
1 brainiac1200 2015-09-28
hey can you tell me how long my penis is? theres an upvote in it for ya!
1 shannon_green 2015-09-28
4 or 7
1 brainiac1200 2015-09-28
well played. you receive one upvote.
0 mombassa1 2015-09-28
Sir/Madam how much popcorn will I need while assisting this drama unfolding?
-5 shannon_green 2015-09-28
Hehe
Now we're getting somewhere.
1 Browsondapoop 2015-09-28
I like what you are putting down.
-6 shannon_green 2015-09-28
I can also do it with imagery, and the natural world.
3 TTT_33333 2015-09-28
Ready