My berenstein/berenstain shift life

0  2015-12-22 by happiness_isawarmgun

Additions? Comments?

Berenstein Bears is now BERENSTAIN Bears

Interview with a/the vampire

sex in/and the city

mirror mirror on the wall/magic mirror

chic-fil-a/chick (some remember chik)

luke/no, I am your father

If you build it they/he will come

Smokey the Bear/Smokey Bear

beautiful day in the/this neighborhood

we're gonna need a bigger/you're gonna need

daylight savings/daylight saving time

cruella Deville/De vil

book of isiah-the lion shall lay down with the lamb/the wolf shall lay down with the lamb

sketchers/skechers (shoes)

Proctor & Gamble/Procter & Gamble

“Hello clarice”/”Good evening, clarice”

Life is/was like a box of chocolates

dilemna/dilemma

new zealand moved from above to below australia

Panama Canal is now north to south not east to west

nsync/nsync

Reba Mcintyre/McEntire

puce changed from yellowish to pinkish

Chartreuse changed from burgundy/purplish to neon yellow/green (almost as if they switched)

JC Penny/JC Penney

Charles Shultz/Charles shulz

looney toons/looney tunes

52 states, not 50 states and 2 territories. Flag still had 50 stars

Madagascar did not have 22 million people living there

Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down In THE most delightful way/In A most delightful way

VW logo didnt have a line through it separating the V and W

Home Depot/The Home Depot

Picture of Henry the VIII with a turkey leg??

Dr. Doolittle/Dolittle

Fruit Loops/Froot Loops

Publically/Seperate

MLK assassination was fairly close, multiple shots, handgun not sniped with a single shot with a rifle

“Go home, walter” was mike not the black guy

Jiffy/Jif peanut butter

Barbara Streisand/Barbra Streisand

Svalbard? Norway seed bank is now Svalbard Seed Bank

North Pole ice land mass and explorer Edmundson never existed

Japan is next to Russia and Korea instead of China

Fidel Castro died around 2008

41 comments

wait ... what does this prove? except bad memory?

time travel? multiverse?

i never even watched sex and the city and i know there is no "in" in there. also, interview has also always been with the vampire.

i don't know about these bears, cause apparently it's an American literature and I never heard of it before a few days ago in some video some guy was claiming idon'tevenknowhat ...

so what exactly does this prove?

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It's were a happy family correct?!?!

Isn't it a spoonful of sugar helps? From Mary Poppins

I looked it up and found were a happy family can I get a source on that one? That would be fucking crazy

I can guarantee NZ has always been paralell-below Australia, and anyone who says otherwise probably just either got confused, or needs to real a map better.

This is exactly how I came to terms with the multiverse reality. This is irrefutable no matter how silly it sounds this shit means something .

What's irrefutable? That people don't have perfect memories?

Yeah I mean I remember that whole list, and while some shill can definitely cast doubt on a few of those, thats a long list....

by the way, reddit must have some formatting html with *

N * sync, changed to * Nsync

It doesn't even make sense anymore, it's suppoed to be like in sync....

Cruella DeVille like the car i now Cruella De Vil like devil, what the fuck

I'm only going to pick out a few.

I remember Smokey the bear, "Go home Walter" definitely was said by Mike when Walt goes on his little rampage in an attempt to kill Gus, Fruit Loops became Froot Loops in the last 10 years at some point, it's always been "publicly" and "separate", chartreuse is a vomit green color, puce is like off salmon, and Jiffy (at least used to be) the Southern equivalent to Jif.

Also, maybe I'm in a minority here, but I've always remembered it as "Bearenstain Bears".

Which is which? Or is it which is witch? Your list is interesting but not clear.

If you can't tell instantly, you're not from the berenstein timeline. That sucks for you.

HAHA. I actually always thought is was Bernstein. I first heard of this theory a few months ago, I have to say i find my self confused because I also watch the Simpsons religiously and they have said Bernstain twice. Ironically spell check does not recognize the latter.

That's cause "Berenstain" is not a name. Berenstein is.

I sure as fuck would remember if it was pronounced and spelled "stain"

mirror mirror on the wall/magic mirror - I don't think I've ever watched the Disney movie, but I've read the fairy tale, and I'm pretty certain it's 'mirror mirror'. It seems to be that way for every retell except for the Disney movie.

If you build it they/he will come - Probably caused by confusion between Angels in the Outfield(they) and Field of Dreams(he). Both about baseball and angels.

Smokey the Bear/Smokey Bear - Smokey Bear is also called Smokey the Bear.

“Hello clarice”/”Good evening, clarice” - He does say Hello Clarice. I believe that he says both. http://www.hark.com/clips/nbcqdcjbkc-hello-clarice

Home Depot/The Home Depot - Both are used.

Jiffy/Jif peanut butter - Probably caused by confusion between Skippy and Jif.

Barbara Streisand/Barbra Streisand - Barbra Streisand's real name is Barbara Streisand. She refused to change her last name, but did drop one “A” out of Barbara because she hates the name Barbara.

Ok, I took out Home Depot and Hello Clarice because you seem to be right. One of the things is though, regarding Smokey Bear and Barbra Streisand, is back in berenstein, there was no alternate version. It was never 'Barbra' or 'Smokey Bear', I know it was 'they will come', disney's snow white said "mirror mirror" like the fairy tale, and it switched to Jif, I remember when it happened, I thought it was a legitimate corporate rebranding, but now I guess not. Those ones you'll never convince me otherwise but thank you for pointing out two that I was wrong about, I appreciate it

Hey no problem <3! It's all very interesting and I really just like to help figure things out.

We create nicknames all the time. I haven't even heard of Smokey the Bear since I was a child, until it started coming up again in these theories. And I haven't been keeping tabs on them. I'm not so certain that this is one to keep. Probably the Barbara one though. I never ate Jif peanut butter, so I don't really know well enough to convince you. I feel that way about most of these. I wasn't really too aware of any of them to be so sure of myself, except for Smokey, but I can easily see why they would drop the 'the'.

I'm curious about when you remember Jif rebranding? And why would it be 'they will come' when it was only his father? Wasn't it?

I grew up in CA, where we have a lot of fire, and I have never once heard anybody say "Smokey bear" in my entire life. That one definitely changed, there was no alternate to "Smokey the Bear" back in berenstein.

The Jif thing, I remember noticing it changed, just like Looney Toons, but I assumed it was just a corporate thing where they changed the name because of some focus group or copyright lawsuit, but there is no records of these changes. That's the crazy part, it's apparently always been this way, for all of these.

As far as Field of Dreams goes, I haven't even seen the movie, but I have heard that quote a thousand times. It was famous, almost as famous as "Luke....I am your father" was.

If you build it, they will come. I used it not 6 months ago when i was talking to my boss about opening a new building for her business, because it's always been "they". Except apparently not

Yea, I've never heard the alternate for Smokey the Bear either. I wonder what they name him in schools now.

I've heard multiple people say 'they', but that could just be people misquoting it, picking it from other people, or changing it to fit the situation. I remember even choosing to use 'they' instead of 'he' when making jokes because it would be 'they' when talking about customers and stuff.

It changed from "you say" to "you like" huh?

Added that to the list

Merely the frailty of human memory.

Nope, I can 100% guarantee you those books were not called berenstain for at least the first ten years of my life.

Not to mention the rest of the list, and the fact that many others remember the same specific things. There is more at play here.

Yet when people dig up their old collections, it's spelled stain.

Same with all of your other examples, if you have copies of the original movie, song, show, book etc. It's just a wrong memory.

I feel truly sorry for you berenstain natives. And I say that with all sincerity, this place fucking sucks. No wonder you all are such bitter faggots

im a bernstein native too. how do you know this place sucks as bad as our home? imagine how much weve forgotten about our home. anyway, strap on your tinfoil hat because i have a silly, and i mean SILLY theory about how this all came about:

in the far future, maybe around the year 2278, time travel technology has been invented, but is still classified. america is ruled by a tyrant dictator, who has instituted the near worship of himself and his lineage (much like todays kim jong-un). the cabal of state funded scientists who discovered time travel conspired with another cabal of operatives much like todays CIA. together they decided to rid history of the scourge of their ruthless dictator. i order to do this in the most humane way possible, they decided to go back in time to the early 1800's. one (or perhaps many) operatives took jobs as customs officials, watching for the ancestors of their modern day leader. when the ancestors came through new york (probably), they were diverted to haiti. thus ensuring that the kingdom they were so familiar with and hated so much never came to be. in the process however, these time traveling, now customs officals, took other actions that had an unforeseeable outcomes. when the author of the bernstein bears' relatives came through customs, their name was changed to berenstain instead.

I'm not gonna dignify that last paragraph of word vomit with a response, but I know this fucked up berenstain universe is worse because I remember the 90's when good people still existed, life was still kind of funny and awesome, and "evidence" and "the constitution" still existed as concepts.

why cant you just acknowledge my word vomit. what you dont say hurts more than what you do say.

Haha ok well I did actually read it, it was very creative. In reality, if you want to know who did this and how, look into the fact that CERN and Bilderberg were both founded in 1954, and what exactly the antimatter they produce in those particle accelerator experiments at the LHC does.

yes im familiar. this is the first time ive heard about CERN having any kind of connection to the mandela effect though. why would they change all these things?

I think it was either an accident from when it blew up in 2008, or they are using the antimatter to tear holes in the fabric of space and time to manifest Satan himself.

http://press.web.cern.ch/press-releases/2008/10/cern-releases-analysis-lhc-incident

http://angelsanddemons.web.cern.ch/antimatter/making-antimatter

"angelsanddemons.web.cern"

Also, im sure you are aware of the 666 logo and Shiva the destroyer statue

yeah they say it was a gift from india and all that. ive always taken it as appropriate given the meaning behind shiva.

I should be the one feeling sorry, living with mental illness is a terrible thing.

It's just a false memory, get over it.

You're so cute.

Oh hey sexy

Hey :)

Text me ;)

Haha you text me first....

Supposed to be 'list' in the title, 'life' has a nice ring to it too though

I think it was either an accident from when it blew up in 2008, or they are using the antimatter to tear holes in the fabric of space and time to manifest Satan himself.

http://press.web.cern.ch/press-releases/2008/10/cern-releases-analysis-lhc-incident

http://angelsanddemons.web.cern.ch/antimatter/making-antimatter

"angelsanddemons.web.cern"

Also, im sure you are aware of the 666 logo and Shiva the destroyer statue

yeah they say it was a gift from india and all that. ive always taken it as appropriate given the meaning behind shiva.