Let's be very clear about something.

I got banned even though I qualify based on their subreddit rules

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Just for your FYI I have a four year criminal justice degree and have a security license in my state that qualifies by their rules but banned because I called them out on their bullshit statements.

Bullshit.

You got banned for the following comments:

Comment #1

So glad you see the public you serve as scumbags. That's how most if us feel about you guys. Go take some more steroids you psycho.

Comment #2

You're a cop and your online name is Residentstalker. I think I see the problem. Have fun fucking with the public scumbag. I look toward to see you up on corruption charges in the future.

Comment #3

So you see yourself as a Nazi. That's OK we do too.

Comment #4

Lol, you corrupt.

I don't know if that's what qualifies as witty repartee around here, but it certainly doesn't there.

Let's be very clear about something. If you want to shit in your own backyard, you're welcome to do so.

But if you go into your neighbor's backyard and shit, don't be surprised when he kicks your dumbass out and makes sure you can't come back.

In other words, keep your shit to yourself.

You are an idiot. Normally this isn't a problem, but you insisted on proving it over and over and over again, and are therefore not welcome at /r/ProtectAndServe.

Have a nice day.

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damn dude you got rekt. just stfu

nah i just like making fun of idiots like you.

"getting to you idiots" lol can you english?

Burned

Right? And your taxes pay our salaries, too!

But yeah, if you're looking for sympathy, check the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis'.

lol, rekt.

Lol as if that sub is some kind of fucking party.. It's a bunch of fascist assholes flexing their muscles. Fuck you and your subreddit of frat gangsters with guns.

Fucking moron.. Keep behaving that way and daddy (aka me) will stop filling your gas tank up. By the way, you're welcome. Bitch.

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Awwww, did someone hurt your wittle fee-fees?

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Nope.

This week I'm collecting usernames from /r/conspiracy to add to investigations for watch lists.

This comment needs more recognition.

What does it mean?

It means he's submitting peoples usernames and online ID's to three letter agencies to be tracked, watched and tagged for further surveillance.

WWE? Sign me up!

yuup!

Agent John Cen(I)A

Next post on /r/Conspiracy: Is John Cena CIA?

The Federal Bureau of Dank Memes is always on th job.

I don't know if that's what qualifies as witty repartee around here, but it certainly doesn't there.

Unless it's aimed at the public rather than cops... right?

Yep.

We made it that way. It's a joke, an inside joke, and one to which you're not privy.

No no, it's on the internet and on reddit. it must be 100% serious.

Well, it is well known that internets are serious business.

Better get back to work here at InternetXpress don't wanna get fired for being less than totally 110% serious!

And my forehead is very shiny.

This killed me.

Well, obviously not. It's rather glaringly shot right over your head.

Considering that joke is between myself, the user who holds the flair, and the mods of P&S and you have no idea of what it entails...

It is not obvious, and you missed it completely.... SO yes, dumbass...

💖I feel loved.💖

Shadddddup stalker.

Even with no context, that made me laugh

Here this might help you understand

Dude. Eat my boogers.

Because online usernames and flair is srsbsnss

Could you link me to the nazi imagery.

oh my god, holy shit he used a scene from a movie to portray eagerness at doing his job!

This man is clearly a rabid neo-nazi.

Come on dude that is reaching for thin thin straws and I think you know it.

So you really, truly believe that he used that .gif because he's eager to be a literal nazi. Rather than that it's a funny gif. Which shows someone with an eager face.

tell you what. find me some better .gifs to show off someone eager to do his job.

Have you watched the movie? He betrayed the nazis.

To save his own ass...nothing about betraying them was done for any good other than his own. But this guy's still reaching and this coming from a guy who dislikes law enforcement. Doesn't seem like the cops did anything wrong, at least on reddit :P

Dude. Eat my boogers.

Eat more of my boogers, you little bitch.

Is that better?

Poopy-head!

Your autism is showing.

I hate cops more than anyone, but people like you really give the cops a good reason to dismiss "cop haters" as immature douchebags who aren't worth listening to instead of reflecting on what is wrong about the police culture.

That's not even Nazi imagery. That's just 10 frames from a film made a few years ago.

It's actually a gif of an actor.

Your face right now.

You're 100% troll. Also correlation isn't causation.

I may be a Nazi, but it's not because I'm a cop.

Yeah, after that, he bas to be a troll.

Damnit, you're right. I've never seen things this way before.

Actually, if you want to argue semantics, he used an image of an actor portraying a Nazi. That's a far cry from him finding a gif of an actual Nazi during the war making that same expression.

Stop looking for a problem where there isn't one.

Also eat my boogers.

That's like a really popular meme man...

I'm not trying to prove a point here, you are, present your evidence, show me more examples...

I don't have to, you've presented no evidence to prove that you are right. From my perspective, your lack of willingness to prove yourself right is proof enough for me.

I didn't admit to knowing anything about any alabama case, I think your mixing up who your talking to?

I think you're a very confused person...

No I'm just not American I'm just here for the 'Nazi' imagry

This needs more visibility

I agree there is a big issue and we need police reform but I think you're grasping at straws and making false logic connections. I think you're retarded, that movie was fantastic and hilarious, /r/protectandserve is a very tolerable police forum even if I don't agree with everything posted there. You can get some really good insight and you done ruined it for yourself. The gif needs more visibility BC it really shows your thought process. I don't see a conspiracy here, just someone who made an ass of himself and can't admit it.

You're making an ass of yourself in here just like you did there. And they don't make former Marines.

Not a Marine but I was in the service. I do have a profound respect for those that are Marines though. You seem to have a lot of hate and unregulated anger you need to work out. Maybe you should find someone proffesional to talk to.

You have a lot of hate period. The way you talk to people that disagree with you and how you continue to be an asshole shows you are either a troll, an idiot or someone that is just angry and cannot control it. Bad cops are a minority that needs to be found out and put in jail. But the key word is minority. You being the way you are towards all of them serves no purpose other than making you out to be well focused idiot that cannot wrap there head around not stereotyping people based on the actions of a few.

Yes go ahead? Please. I bet the.general public commit murder, theft, and assault at a greater rate than police officers. Not excusing committing crimes by anyone, especially domestic violence but you are grasping still as you try and state that all police are bad people. You can keep going as much as you want but you will never win the argument because it is simply not true. Yes there are bad police but there are bad people all over the world. It just isn't the majority of them, the majority are good people bent on keeping citizens safe, collecting there paychecks, and going home to spend time with family and relax from one of the most stressful jobs that there is while you try your damn hardest to demonize all of them. Focus your rage on the minority, maybe you can help do some good. You will do absolutly nothing trying to prove something that isn't true on the rest.

Proof please?

Dude. Eat my boogers.

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You guys are slacking I was off duty and I managed to oppress 3 people and that was just on my way to work!

Whats your take on the conversation linked? Just normal bro chat? Or disgusting?

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Ftp

It's a hate fuelled sub. Hate of how the world has changed and it forced law enforcement to be more accountable.

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Couldn't hack it as a cop

lol Stop sucking the govt tit before you call out the producers.

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You have the haircut, now you just need a real job.

Parroting typical cop hate and sterotypes. Please face the fact that you believe its US(you) against THEM (the people youre supposed to serve and protect).

The resentment that oozes out of so many cops these days is sickening and sad. I understand it sucks serving people that hate you but THATS the job! Turn the cheek and be a bigger human... not a bro.

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Sure sounds that way...

Without deflecting can you tell me if you truly believe its the cops against the public? Dont parrot the typical response youve heard over and over again... truly think about it.

I used to own a small game store and over the years i was jaded towards people because of thieves and treating me like crap in general. So i started to loathe people before they even walk in the door. When i realized that i actually hired a manager and got a new job. It was refreshing to have that mental reset.... i look at people different now...with respect.

I see that same look, as the one i had before i quit, on every cops face whenever I see them dealing with the public....they all assume we are scum.

Edit: interesting point about my store example was that all of my employees eventually became just like me and we all ripped on people constantly. It truly became us agaisnt them... in a microchasm sorta way.

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I agree it is that way... there are truly evil people in this country that will kill a cop on site and that's fucked up. But why treat us all like that...I understand always being prepared but to cast judgement is wrong.

Its a hard job.. i passed on it ONLY because i knew taking a life would change me forever and chose not too. i had a 20 yr detroit police officer as a mentor growing up and he actually explained to me what it was like. I wish i could thank him now...

I respect any cop that avoids the bro code and treats all people equal until its necessary to do otherwise... i have yet to find one of those rare breeds in years and years.

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Ive never said illegal, or talked about the typical dirty cop. Thats a whole level i cant speak to. Im talking about your average cop that never smiles, never cuts breaks, never tells a joke, just your average pissed off cop that i see every where. I hope you truly are the rare nice friendly cop... but seeing is believing theae days.

I show respect to all...ive never argued with a cop ever.

I don't know if you live in a particularly shitty part of the world, but I am surrounded by officers with the exact opposite mindset of what you are describing. Maybe you are unlucky, or maybe you are suffering from a sort of self fulfilling prophecy where you expect to see that attitude so it's the only thing you see.

Can you link me to the one case from 1994 where a 40 year old male was rejected on the grounds that the dept thought he wouldn't stay with the force long enough to justify spending the money to train and equip him?

Ok but you admit that's the one you were gonna use? Right?

Too high an IQ huh? Is that why you got your security license then? Hopefully the food court is secure.

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Lol yes police departments require low IQs' for hiring....

Yours is not showing right now...

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If you come in contact with 20 people a day, you're going to run into a couple of these people a week who have been brainwashed by the MSM to think all police are terrible.

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I would do the same thing and give the worst ticket I could write.

Nice job proving their point.

You get what you give.

You go to literally any industry that has contact with the general public and act like an asshole and they will be a dick back to you, it's almost a given and the police are no different. I don't know how many times I have been given a break on things like speeding tickets and such for just being polite. But I bet if I was an asshole those 95s in 70s would have been written up as just that. Being an asshole to someone being an asshole to you does not make you a bad person. Being an asshole to someone just because makes you an asshole but still not a bad person.

You go to literally any industry that has contact with the general public and act like an asshole and they will be a dick back to you

Bullshit. Only employees that know they do not have to answer for their behaviour act like dicks to their customers. Of course they rarely have customers for long.

But we don't get to choose to use another police force...

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So it is ok to be an asshole to them just because they pulled you over?

Actually, yes.

Being an asshole is not against the law.

Your right. But neither is it stated in law that I must be gracious and nice while doing my job. If you're an asshole to me I'm totally 100% ok with being an asshole back. If you treat me respectfully I'll treat you respectfully.

Neither is giving you the biggest ticket I can for an offense you committed simply because you were an asshole.

That would depend on your definition of "being an asshole".

Where did invoking your rights come from. Which rights are you invoking? You are looking for reasons to call all police bad people and you are going to find them because that's what you want, and grasping at straws is the way to get it. Are you trying to get people to agree with you or something? You come off as a huge asshole and the kind of person that would be terrible police yourself.

What would make you a good police officer? Would it be how you treat those who disagree with you? Or how you generalize a group of people based on the terrible actions of the few? Or maybe it's how you cannot hold a conversation without trying to insult or demean others? I mean you have so many qualities that seem to portray integrity, honor, and the heartfelt need to serve others it's hard to choose. Which one do you think it is that really shows that you would be a good cop? I mean all of them are corrupt according to you so what do you bring to the table?

You need to stop reading sensationalist headlines and actually read articles. Just to state especially on the Alabama case a quick look up reveals not only was it at most only 12 people out of hundreds of thousands but it's unsubstantiated. But let's say it's true. Say it's 12 of 180000 which I'm guessing is low. That's .006 percent of them. I would say it's still the minority. Like I said in the fifty responses I have made, I am not arguing that there are not any bad cops, of course there are. But it is not the majority of them. I am tired of arguing with you. You are stuck in your incorrect and stubborn position that there are no good cops so enjoy wallowing in your hate and dislike. Have a nice life.

There are many issues that could be considered problematic in society today. Yours is not the most urgent. Your alleged degree was a waste of money if you didn't learn that everyone has different opinions and most of them don't match yours.

The circlejerk is startlingly strongly in the opposite direction that I'd expect from this subreddit.

Yup this is what we call a brigade.

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Is that like a buffet? I could go for some breakfast buffet. Does it have an omelet bar?

flexing their rights being purposely antagonistic

That sub is very indicative of the larger problem in our law enforcement community which is they are better educated on how to subdue their victim than they are of his rights.

I know right? We should just be robots and say yes sir and no sir while you come into OUR subreddit and insult us. Makes perfect sense.

Bingo... 'bro code' behavior needs to be squashed and helpful moral police need to be rewarded and promoted. The worst 'bro code' cops are the ones at the top. They train new cops to hate not love. They respect this tough attitude not loath it =(

cops reading this: please wake up and stop working for the rich

They view the hate of police officers the same way you view them. Perspective. Either way a human is a human at the end of the day

State thugs are subhuman

That's pure hate/fear you're speaking with. Nobody is subhuman

Ever met a state thug? They are the worst thing to happen to the human race. They are most certainly subhuman.

All the time I find myself on the other aide of the law but that doesn't mean I consider another human being as lesser than. That's how we got slaves. That's how the rich view the poor. That's how bad guys think not good guys

And the bad guys nowadays are the police.

Are people on this sub so ignorant that they don't understand sweeping generalizations are simply ridiculous? Just because there are a lot of bad cops doesn't mean all cops are inhuman and inherently evil as suggested...just because one man is a cheater doesn't make all men cheaters. Just because there are a ton of green apples doesn't mean all apples are green. Don't be so ignorant.

Claims to have a very large IQ. Misspells they're.

Humans beings are in the animal kingdom

Wow... this is EXACTLY how i imagined they were amongst themselves. How many steps away from pure nazi style policing are we??

Exactly zero steps away, I promise you

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r/protectandserve

Sure seems to be a lot of police in this thread. I enjoy your obnoxious efforts at gaslighting people, fits in with a lot of sub visitors!

Pigs like to jack each other off...literally and figuratively. That's why they are part of the problem. Beyond this bait thread being a great place to CSS tag pigfucks, its a perfect example of the gay blue line.

You're an angry little man. Don't worry though. I'm sure you can find another tin foil hat wearing conspiracy nut that will jack you off.

Yup. There's so many of us you're literally pissing in your boots.

Enjoy the comfort of the cool steel of your Beretta under your pillow. We won't bust down your door in the middle of the night with incendiaries in your toddler's crib over a pan of illegal brownies.

There's so many of us you're literally pissing in your boots.

Literally?

No need to project your weak emotional state into my words. You easily triggered low IQ queens just can't handle reality. I'm really sorry.

People that repeatedly bring up a subject tend to have some insecurities with that issue. Sorry about your IQ issues dude. I'm sure you are really really smart.

The main point of our interaction is the fact that tiny minded pigfucks are hired under a strict low IQ requirements. Remember...the reason you were triggered? Weak comprehension... Another red flag of a low IQ. Maybe you should retreat to your safe place and regroup with support? "Dude."

Still obsessed with IQs? It's cool bro. It's obvious you are a smart guy. This knuckle dragged is very impressed with you. I especially like how you provided proof of this low IQ requirement.

Oh wait...you didn't.

You are still trying? /cringe

r/noproof

/toostupidtousegoogle

r/doesntunderstandconceptofburdenofproof

This isn't a debate or court of law, child. I'm sorry you aren't bright enough to understand words and their meanings.

This isn't a debate or court of law, child

LOL

You don't even realize how stupid you are making yourself look. You fit in perfectly in this sub.

"The whole good cop/bad cop question can be disposed of much more decisively. We need not enumerate what proportion of cops appears to be good or listen to someone's anecdote about his Uncle Charlie, an allegedly good cop. We need only consider the following: (1) a cop's job is to enforce the laws, all of them; (2) many of the laws are manifestly unjust, and some are even cruel and wicked; (3) therefore every cop has agreed to act as an enforcer for laws that are manifestly unjust or even cruel and wicked. There are no good cops." - Dr Robert Higgs

The police attitudes in this thread and in that sub scare the hell out of me. I remember in the 70s knowing the cops by name and trusting them and they would HELP us and not assume we were all bad. When i see a cop now im literally worried about how things are gonna go down and im as atraight as they come... not a speeding ticket or police record ever. Oh and im a white male in oregon... thier derision is for all noncops these days it seems. I have lost all respect for most cops now... and its from personal experiences. I haven't met a truly respectful happy nice cop in 10+ yrs.... anectotal but its my truth.

I doubt many of those circlejerking sycophants are actual law enforcement. Besides, what do you expect from people in a failure career that has an IQ cap?

What IQ cap?

There is no IQ cap for law enforcement.

There most certainly is...

No, no there is not dude. You THINK there is, because once ten years ago, some guy did not get hired because his testing results determined that he would get bored and he was not hired.

that DOES NOT mean there are IQ limits.

Apparently your development did however, have an IQ limit.

I'm sorry that the truth hurts your feelings. Not everyone can be smart enough to have a real job. Don't beat yourself up about it...the world needs garbagemen, ditch diggers and police.

You do not have any bearing on my feelings, but you are still wrong. Further you have no idea what I do for work.

You'll be okay. Go to your safe place.

Lol.

What sandwich shop do you work at?

Lol no

Your types inability to google the fact sort of proves it. Sorry if reality triggers you.

The one article from 10 years ago about some small department xD

Lol yeah, totally proof

Edit: 20 years ago

I'm sorry you can't handle reality.

There is no reality, show proof to your claim.

You really are a very silly person.

You and I know it's reality. That's all that matters. Your clan protesting this uncomfortable reality is pure comedy.

Ok kiddo.

Prove it dude. That is all anyone asks. Unless you can prove it you are just another moron in a conspiratard forum with no basis or fact.

You know its fact. That's all that matters. I'm sorry if that simple reality chaffs your ass. No amount of proof is going to soothe the angst of those who fail into a career. If low IQ jobs didn't exist, what would you people do? There are only so many Walmart security positions.

How's your job as a brain surgeon?

LOL.

I only graduated from the Colorado School of Mines....I'm not qualified to work in a sandwich shop. Those jobs are reserved for retard pigs in training...which explains why there is so much shit in chipolte's food.

*interesting side note, brain surgery isn't the most complicated of surgeries and is really more of an identifier of people who don't know shit about the medical industry....like someone with an IQ around 80, aka the ideal pig IQ range.

r/iamverysmart

LOL

/easilytriggeredlowiqpigsycophant

lul

You forgot the "r" in front. It's okay. You were probably too busy doing smart things to proofread it.

That's what you got? I forgot the 'r' in the punchline that is you? Good one...

It's cool bro. You still have a high IQ. I got you.

Unlike pigs who fail into their profession, I didn't need to suckle on the government's teet for employment. So, I didn't have to jack off policy guidelines like ensuring piggy applicants have little to no intellect. Can't have your thugs thinking for themselves...otherwise they would have real jobs. "Bro."

I am sure your job is very satisfying. Is it hard to get the gum out from under the tables in the food court?

You seem very familiar with custodial activities. Yet another low IQ red flag... /cringe

Again with the low IQ obsession.

Take your big brain and look up "psychological projecting". Do that right after you do research about the burden of proof.

Again, just pointing out the obvious. Sorry you are still in denial. I understand that your ego is psychologically projecting your idiocy, you can't help it. It's not your fault. Your low IQ comes with certain intellectual restraints. When I was in law school many many years ago we covered the basics of law. Maybe it's you that needs to do research... Oh, wait...you already projected that..../cringe

r/iamaverysmartwannabelawyer

Is this what you tell your buddies at the watering hole when you bring up law school?

I never practiced law, child. I merely got my JD to further my career. I know its hard for you to understand with such a low IQ. Have a normal adult explain it to you, slowly. Bring your crayons in case they have a coloring book.

Too smart to be a lawyer as well? Damn impressive sir. I bet you excel at your job. What was your job again?

Please send moar crayons. I ate them.

I've got a S.O. and I'm not into low IQ pigs. Sorry, troll for a date elsewhere...or just stay back behind the gay blue line.

Projecting that homo-erotic tendency too?

Now you are coming out to me? Gross.

Maybe. Would you like that? I am attracted to smart men like yourself. I mean, yeah you probably have a shit job and drive a 96 Accord but you sure are entertaining.

Ok kiddo. Good day.

You're hilarious

You prove yourself wrong and are still beating yourself up about it. Could that possibly be a low IQ red flag? Have you thought about a career in law enforcement?

How have you come to the conclusion that I've proved myself wrong?

Because he's (u/ilovetunatacos) an idiot.

Try harder...with that low IQ, you really need to...

r/projecting

Yes your are...and its refreshing to know that even a self professed low IQ pig wannabe can learn something new. Good for you.

Jesus dude, every comment of yours is "Low IQ" blahblahblahblahblah. You need some new bait.

Facts are facts. If you are easily triggered by it, that's on you, not me. Sorry snowflake, go back to your heavily edited safe space if you can deal with the truth/reality.

Yup.

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Google it....or do you need someone to wipe your ass for you too? Or just read the comments, other questioning morons took it upon themselves to look it up and reference it as well...do likewise.

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Yup. Look it up or don't. If your IQ is pig low, ask a functioning adult to do it for you.

It's exactly what you'd expect of authoritian bullies. Abusing their power and then complaining about it. Being racist. Being happy that people are going to jail "perp lied, felony sticks--successkid meme" (instead of being happy they are protecting society by removing dangerous elements from society, which is actually their intended purpose)

I walked by a few cops this morning when I was stoned out of my mind, and they were talking amongst themselves about some guy that had walked past them before that smelled like weed, and how the one cop should have said something "to fuck with him." Even in my blunted state I wanted to puke.

These are the kind of comments that make me laugh, you got sick because the cops were gonna mess with a stoner instead of arrest them? Seems like a pretty good deal to me if I was wandering around outside high and met an officer. Jail or some banter? I'm sure I'd choose banter. You are a too paranoid to be outside and smoking.

You think people should feel relief at getting messed with over nothing rather than getting kidnapped and harmed over nothing.

you, sir, are a bully.

Them standing around in a circle with boners laughing to each other about how awesome it is to be able to make people bow down and kiss their asses was nauseating to me, yes.

Haha, man that is some edgy teen logic... Messing with someone who is breaking the law instead of arresting them is obviously a huge misuse of power. /s

Are you sure you weren't just nauseous from being paranoid and nervious that those mean uniformed men were gonna get you for being high? you are just afraid of the man while trying to act like a cool rebel.

Walking by smelling like weed is "breaking the law?" Not so. For having such "edgy teen logic," I seem to have more of a grasp on my rights than you do.

Is weed illegal to possess in your state? Yes? Then you are breaking the law for possessing it and if they have probable cause to search you they can. Smelling like weed is probable cause... It really isn't a hard concept to grasp. And in no way are cops abusing power by choosing to give someone a pass after talking with them.

You just need a reason to legitimize your perceived paranoia. I bet you are one of those guys who gives cops shit but then calls 911 when someone steals your stach.

Edit: you have no grasp of your rights if you think the cops did something wrong in your story! I hope you can survive in the real world but I'm starting to get concerned. You might need a helmet.

Again- a cop can't stop someone walking by, accuse them of smelling like weed, and search them. Obviously these jackboots knew this, hence their plan to "fuck with him" instead of detain them and search them, which would be illegal. Not sure what you don't understand about that.

Uh yeah they can.

That's why cops are considered lowlife pieces of shit to civilized people.

Because the Supreme Court ruled the odor of marijuana gives us probable cause to search a person?

Damn us for following the law!

Yes. Damn you for ENFORCING unjust laws.

When did cannabis ever break a man's jaw?

How many jaws have been broken by cops enforcing unjust laws? I know of at least one.

Just because you disagree with someone doesn't make it unjust.

Relevant

Victimless crimes aren't just.

Debtors prison isn't just.

My buddy's jaw was broken for passively protesting an illegal incarceration which he got out of on a writ of habeus corpus. It was illegal and unjust and now he's on probation because resisting illegal actions by cops is illegal in this state.

Am I the only one around here who cares about the goddamn rules?

Yup

They can... It's called probable cause..

But, don't take my word for it, try smelling like weed and walking by an officer. Do you also think cops can't search your car if they smell the substance?

You are ignorant and will probably end up in jail if you truly believe that a cop can't stop you for smelling like an illegal product. But hey, I really don't care if that happens to you, I did my good deed and told you how the real world works, if you wanna stick your head in the sand then go for it. But don't be surprised when you wake up one day in a 9x9 with your boyfriend Raul.

"Cops can't find probable cause and then use that probable cause to affect an arrest or search!"

Reddit lawyering 101

Where did all these bootlickers come from?

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I guess dimwitted fascists gotta eat too

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PEPSI what kind of fascist are you!? You KNOW we only drink Coca-Cola.

Pepsi is red, white, and blue. Pepsi is 'MURICA. Coke is red. Commie red. Coke starts with C, China starts with C. Coke is communist.

I thought we were in cahoots with the chinese to oppress the peoples of the world. Did that get cancelled? I missed last weeks meeting on account of kangaroo court to convict a driver of victimless DUI!

We haven't evolved to China-level of oppression, remember we are still at Nazi-level oppression.

Ugh, Jahowl mein Feldwebel............ugh.

Oh god that's fucking hysterical! Totally saving this comment!

Yes sir! I'll make it quick so you don't "fear for your life" and kill me

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whatever you say officer, i love the downvotes btw you and all your little gang follow eachother around online too huh? Don't you have a baby's crib to flashbang or something? Can't wait to hear the next shitty joke you'll reply with

I cut myself on all that edge🔪🔪🔪🔪

Wow that was fast and your not even who i was responding to, this is definitely coordinated, yall some creepy fucks

Haha, I was just cruising the comments and found your tears to be so hilarious that I couldn't help but comment. You guys really are special snowflakes. ;)

The cops in here are making the r/conspiracy crowd look like even bigger fools than usual. So much whining from a mall cop and a bunch of edgy teens while the cops make jokes and light banter. I guess you can't handle disagreement?

Doughnuts for me!

Question, if I'm a cop is this insult supposed to mean I lick my own boots or someone elses?

Cops lick each other's boots kinda like a circle jerk

Worst circle jerk ever. Didn't get off AND my boots are smeared now.

Maybe they mean we shine each other's boots with spit?

Could be but I mean that's what explorers are for

Instructions not clear, jizzed in my boots :(

That's why we go to academy. So we don't make rookie mistakes like that.

I thought they were called bootlickers because after the circlejerk they licked the semen off each others boots, like pigs are prone to do.

That's what internal affairs is for.

Nobody outside the piglet community cares about the different flavors of pig. Shit is shit is shit...regardless of what your owner ate.

3edgy5me bro

Aww..poor thing, you aren't even smart enough to come up with an original retort. Have you considered a career in law enforcement? You definitely aren't going over the IQ cap.

"Not smart enough to come up with an original retort" Uses pig insult.

Hi Pot. Meet Kettle <3

What else are you supposed to call filthy animals that eat and wallow in their own shit? Look at this comment section or at the sub in question Pure trash. Failures who couldn't find real jobs...now wearing costumes for a living...armed meter maids. It's sad that your type of sycophant gets off on low class glamorization. I bet you are a sports fan and really into the Kardashians too...

-I'm just gonna ignore that wicked comment that struck my soul and instead refocus on being a douchebag!-

Nice attempt there Mr Pot.

I didn't realize meter maids did the same job as me. They should probably get a pay raise.

I enjoy watching a game now or then. But I totally understand the idea of competition and trying is frightening to you. So I won't invade your safe space with that kind of stuff.

Poor little triggered thing projecting your weak emotional state, I wonder if you are even aware of it?(considering you are a self confessed low IQ failure, I doubt it.)...you and your group of glorified metermaids are here because your gay little safe space was bruised by reality. You'll be okay when you return to your safe circlejerk zone, child.

r/iamverysmart

Dude you are fucking deadset on that IQ thing. Did you score like a 32 an online IQ test and just never get over it?

Seriously. The guy is sooooo smart. It intimidates me.

/r/iamverysmart material for sure

Also happy cake day

Reality is really a trigger for you. Maybe subs outside your safe space aren't healthy for you...or is it just that your low IQ mixed with your infantile ego cause you to be a glutton for gnat worthy punishment? You job has an IQ quota(one you obviously didn't break). Sorry that hurts your feels. Reality can have that effect on the emotionally unstable. So maybe talk to someone before you rage out and hurt others or yourself.(that should be tattooed on every pig's forehead)

r/basementgenius

At least you can recognize genius when you see it. You might be the brightest pig sycophant around these parts... I know, i know. That's not really saying much...I would guess, based on you poor vocabulary alone, upper 80's...low 90's IQ, at best...maybe one day I'll trepannate myself and see how your half lives. Hell if I knocked my IQ in half maybe I could get a job as a pig fuck failure too?

I would guess, based on from your attempt to use big words, you broke out a dictionary. Very impressive. I am sure that makes you a big deal at the local tin foil hat meetings.

Now if you only understood the concept of burden of proof...

r/iamverysmart

You think the millisecond it takes to respond to your idiocy requires research? That low IQ is showing. Did I use too many big words for you that time too? I wish I had the ability to talk down on your level. I'm trying as hard as I can...but, I guess I'll just never be retarded enough to communicate with pigs. Thank god I have my CWL and lawyers on retainer.

How am I not surprised you would need a lawyer?

When society is guarded by the armed retarded, one would be a fool not to have a lawyer on retainer.

God damn still on that IQ crusade? Can you show me some proof of this IQ "quota"? (I don't think that's the right word by the way. That would imply there's a minimum IQ that needs to be reached) Actually emotionally unstable is like the absolute opposite of what people usually tag us as "unfeeling robots". You guys have to get together and decide what stereotype you wanna have. Let me know when you do so we can all be on the same page.

The minimum IQ is obviously functioning retardation. Your inability to discern that fact might be a HUGE red flag. I'm not familiar with your self labelling. The long known stereotype of police is they are failures/losers...appropriately so. You know it, are triggered by it, and are in denial. If you were smart enough you would be able to recognize it...alas, IQ cap.

So you just gonna ignore that whole proof part?

Is it cool if we do that for our job too. Or is this a ok for me not for thee type scenario?

If you are too feeble to Google it on your own, maybe ask an adult or you adult caregiver to do it for you. I'm not paid to look shit up for the retarded. Sorry...try that protect and serve subreddit, I hear they are all about coddling retards in a safe place.

Oh man wait, isn't this like that burden or proof thing.

Paging /u/biohazardforlunch

This is how I imagine u/ilovetunatacos after each of his posts.

I don't think he waits for a post. I feel like the reason he's so angry is that he has to take a break from constantly celebrating his intellect to communicate with us lesser beings.

It's good to know retards of a feather flock together....you pigs, and pig wannabes just can't handle the reality of your loser status...when you deal with pigs, its trash in, trash out, trash through and through. Maybe they'll come out with a smart drug and you guys will be able to find real jobs where you don't have to wear a costume.

Could you amend that retards of a feather flock comment it doesn't make any sense when you use the pig insult after. A man of your intellect should be able to figure out a different term.

Pigs and birds are equally trash food in my book. I'm glad you feel the need to regale me with praise. Some might think you merely have a low IQ and are being passive aggressive... Instead of just recognizing someone superior to yourself...which isn't really saying much, if anything... I do have tendency to be too modest. Thanks nonetheless...

Oh I recognize people who are superior to me at work all the time, my Sgt, Lt, Capt, Assistant Chief, Chief.

It doesn't surprise me that you cannot differentiate between intellectual superiority and office protocol. Must be that low IQ cap. /wince

You didn't state intellectual superiority. Could you stick to what you've already put down instead of omitting things purposefully to try and strengthen your arguments.

Res ipsa loquitur

Someone used Google translate color me impressed

It also doesn't apply here except to you

It gets tiring licking boots all day long. Sometimes I need a Reddit break.

Pigfucks are a gang just like any gang. The only difference is they wear costumes.

You know its fact. That's all that matters. I'm sorry if that simple reality chaffs your ass. No amount of proof is going to soothe the angst of those who fail into a career. If low IQ jobs didn't exist, what would you people do? There are only so many Walmart security positions.

This comment needs more recognition.

You seem very familiar with custodial activities. Yet another low IQ red flag... /cringe

r/projecting

What would make you a good police officer? Would it be how you treat those who disagree with you? Or how you generalize a group of people based on the terrible actions of the few? Or maybe it's how you cannot hold a conversation without trying to insult or demean others? I mean you have so many qualities that seem to portray integrity, honor, and the heartfelt need to serve others it's hard to choose. Which one do you think it is that really shows that you would be a good cop? I mean all of them are corrupt according to you so what do you bring to the table?

Yeah, after that, he bas to be a troll.

Just because you disagree with someone doesn't make it unjust.

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Ever met a state thug? They are the worst thing to happen to the human race. They are most certainly subhuman.