I doubt they're satanic. I think they're simply incredibly greedy, and very shortsighted. Otherwise, they would work towards the betterment of society and the world, instead of simply the almighty dollar.
You know nothing. Unless you have an assist from spiritual forces in your life, you get nowhere. What do you think makes that personal miracle in your life, the one you've dreamed of and planned for over decades, actually happen? Why do you think some people are in the right place at the right time, and others lose out? Ask Oprah about spirit intervention. Ask Bob Dylan about making a deal with spirits. These people and others like them know what's going on, even if they don't often talk about it.
There. I've just taught you the single most important, most valuable lesson you will learn throughout your entire life. And I bet you won't learn anything.
Scientology works. Religions are just the very distorted treasure maps of spirituality. They all lead to the same treasure but some of the maps have lots of dead ends and traps.
If you haven't experienced the feeling of being in sync with the universe then I understand the skepticism.
Well, technically the lesson is completely useless because there's nothing in it that can be used. You just told me to cross my fingers and hope Jesus blesses me with his divine spirit juice so my life stops being shit.
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8 SnickersFiFan 2016-01-24
I thought most satanists weren't even really religious, and just preached it more like a self improvement thing.
3 Lo0seR 2016-01-24
Soon Religion will be outlawed, you'll get your answer then.
3 owlpole 2016-01-24
Posting to regularly check back on this claim
3 flyyyyyyyyy 2016-01-24
google 'elite worship'. and then ask yourself why the most common result wasn't catholic... christian... muslim... morman...
0 Koitenshin 2016-01-24
I doubt they're satanic. I think they're simply incredibly greedy, and very shortsighted. Otherwise, they would work towards the betterment of society and the world, instead of simply the almighty dollar.
-7 Thrice_Baked_Ham 2016-01-24
Do you not understand what satanic behaviors are?
-1 DAREdidnotwork 2016-01-24
Anyone that high up knows Jesus and Satan aren't real
1 Thrice_Baked_Ham 2016-01-24
Boy oh boy, you’re wrong.
-3 DAREdidnotwork 2016-01-24
Do you think the gods of all the religions out there are real?
2 Thrice_Baked_Ham 2016-01-24
Oh, of course not.
1 DAREdidnotwork 2016-01-24
But you think Satan is?
-2 Thrice_Baked_Ham 2016-01-24
Here’s the scary thing: Satan doesn’t have to be real as long as his supporters believe in him and act on his behalf.
-2 DAREdidnotwork 2016-01-24
And you think the higher ups believe in Satan?
2 Thrice_Baked_Ham 2016-01-24
Quite a few do, yes.
3 Zeydon 2016-01-24
What about worshipping a literal Satan makes people successful in your mind?
0 soulrecycler 2016-01-24
a good place to learn about such things is mark passio. I have learned so much from him over time. easily found youtubeage
-3 RMFN 2016-01-24
Anyone who warships themselves before others is a Satanist weather they know it or not.
-6 luckinator 2016-01-24
You know nothing. Unless you have an assist from spiritual forces in your life, you get nowhere. What do you think makes that personal miracle in your life, the one you've dreamed of and planned for over decades, actually happen? Why do you think some people are in the right place at the right time, and others lose out? Ask Oprah about spirit intervention. Ask Bob Dylan about making a deal with spirits. These people and others like them know what's going on, even if they don't often talk about it.
There. I've just taught you the single most important, most valuable lesson you will learn throughout your entire life. And I bet you won't learn anything.
11 DAREdidnotwork 2016-01-24
There's no proof of spirit intervention. Do you believe in Tom Cruise and his Scientology?
-10 Keklogob 2016-01-24
Scientology works. Religions are just the very distorted treasure maps of spirituality. They all lead to the same treasure but some of the maps have lots of dead ends and traps.
If you haven't experienced the feeling of being in sync with the universe then I understand the skepticism.
16 racqq 2016-01-24
most lol thing I've read all day, cheers
1 jumpforge 2016-01-24
lmfao
8 cowboys_fan2 2016-01-24
Well you are not a good teacher if the failure of your student is that predictable.
7 SnickersFiFan 2016-01-24
Well, technically the lesson is completely useless because there's nothing in it that can be used. You just told me to cross my fingers and hope Jesus blesses me with his divine spirit juice so my life stops being shit.
So yeah, I'm pretty sure I didn't learn anything.
5 Rockran 2016-01-24
Oprah...
Lol you serious?