Would you join The Illuminati?

2  2016-02-24 by BrotherSpartacus

Is /r/Conspiracy ran by The Illuminati?

32 comments

You don't join the lluminati, the illuminati joins you.

Yes. This is it exactly.

I think.

Correct.

Tell me more.

Once your soul has been sold to the highest bidder, can I only tell you more.

I am a buyer. Not a seller.

Lol, I came here to say the same thing.

No, we're backed by the Reverse Vampires.

. . . filing my fangs., getting ready for battle.

Do you think this is all fun and games?

Do you think accusing r/conspiracy of being 'run by the illuminati' deserves a serious answer? It doesn't.

There only has to be one of you affiliated with us to be in the mix. An outlet this big has eyes on it.

Pretty sure one mod couldn't do much without the rest of us noticing, I've certainly never seen an anti-illuminati post deleted so far, unless it was a meme. This post was nearly deleted for attacking the mods though but it was decided to leave it up as you're a decent enough user. So there's that.

One mod removed everyone a few years ago. Right before someone important arrived on the scene.

What shall it profit a man, to gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

Fuck no I wouldn't join them.

Things are going to get weird in the next 20 years. /u/BrotherSpartacus, I know you're hip to psychotronic weapons.

Check this out:

Putin targets foes with 'zombie' gun which attack victims' central nervous system

Mr Serdyukov said: ‘The development of weaponry based on new physics principles – direct-energy weapons, geophysical weapons, wave-energy weapons, genetic weapons, psychotronic weapons, and so on – is part of the state arms procurement programme for 2011-2020.

This begs, what to me seems, an important and logical question. What happens in 2020? Why stop there?

One of the head engineers at Google, Ray Kurzweil, says consciousness or "mind" uploading is right around the corner, and with it immortality.

I don't want eternal life in a supercomputer built by the illuminati- if they exist.

I don't want eternal life in a supercomputer built by the illuminati- if they exist.

Two things. Christianity is Transhumanism. We exist.

Almost anyone can join the Freemasons, which according to my research is like the first step to becoming Illuminati. Just befriend a Freemason and ask to join. It's pretty simple. I would never do it because the biggest requirement to join is you have to admit to belief in a higher power (can be any higher power BTW), and I am steadfast atheist. However I do have friends that are currently lower level Freemasons.

Silly toads, Bitcoin is an Illuminati creation, they are the good guys, no.....really

Hells Yes! Everybody knows that ain't not party like a illuminati party!!!

Woot woot, twenty second street masons represent! Out!

no, not knowing what i know i now & if i didn't have the info; i'm sure i would think twice, as much as i liked having "things", i never got to the point of being obsessed with having possessions, or felt the need to prove anything (e.g., need to impress).

imo, a person would have to:

have shown they were back stabbing & greedy, or

be in a position to be blackmailed.

from what i've read, those that have bloodline have no choice, unless they find a way to get out.

from what i've read, the "bottom of the pyramid" doesn't have a clue what the real plan is.

Yes, I want to Rule the World.

Pledge your soul to Christ. He will not be so nice this time around.

It is the Return of Christ. And this Time he has Brought Bigger guns.

It is glorious.

They're fucking Satanists. No chance. Every fiber of my being is the opposite of them.

Lol fuck yes I would, I don't believe in souls or anything so if I have to sell my soul or sacrifice something to get in lets go then.

A soul can be created for you.

omg yes

I'm all the way down man take me away

Do something truly terrible, or be exploited to a severe degree, you might find the soul for you.

If you can bargain with a supernatural entity for worldly gain, don't you think that's evidence that you have a soul to sell?