This thread should be on the front page after the Brussels bombings

You should know that's not how it works.

sad actually

Here's my guess.

This will become the latest in a long line of failed predictions made in this sub.

People here are clearly not anywhere near as clued in as they would like to think.

[Edit: Welp...]

Oops...

Brussels bombings

rekt

how did that guess go?

maybe just wait until the time passes next time if you're going to try to seem smart on the Internet

Well to be honest, this gets predicted every year. It finally came true, but when it didn't in past years people just moved on.

Can you show us the exact posts predicting this every year?

I'll wait.

OP said it in the thread... Something happens on every March 22... LOL

"the less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect" -Quentin Tarantino

haha love the edit. oops didnt mean to post in here. fuck now im on a list

You, like the rest of us were placed on that list at birth.

But yes, you may have move slightly higher up said list.

No fucks, however, shall be given.

haha word man. no stressing here !

I'll send you a tinfoil hat in the mail.

great guess shithead.

Kudos on the edit

This is a hilariously epic failure.

What - your comment?

No... Your mother.

Quality...

you shut the fuck fast didn't you(;

Sunday (march 20th) is the vernal equinox. The 22nd is only 2 days after that. For certain occult groups, this represents the beginning of the Season of Sacrifice.

If you're into Astrotheology, the vernal and autumnal equinoxes and the solstices are very important dates.

So if I wanted to speculate, I'd say some event will occur within a very narrow range of days (2 or 3 at most). Lots of lives will be lost and analysis of the date will be significant in a number of ways. It might seem like an accident or even a natural disaster, but something with a human cause (eg. act of "terrorism") is much more likely.

What's even more likely than any of this is that something will happen on or around this date. Some significant change will occur, but the rest of us won't realize or appreciate what it was until a lengthy period of time has passed.

That's the way it usually goes.

Wow you called that one...

the major satanic sacrifice day is 4/19...waco, oklahoma city, columbine

the biggest day for sacrifice in the occult community is actually beltane(may 1st)

;)

they said they wanted to do it on 4/19, but it was a sunday and school was closed

Ok. I hadn't heard that.

found this when I was searching...it happened around my birthday, so i have paid attention for decades...

"The plan was to do the shooting/bombing at 4/19, which is the anniversary of the Oklahoma City Bombing. They wanted their massacre to be bigger and better than the Oklahoma City Bombing. The Columbine High School massacre was supposed to be an event with “the most deaths in US history” according to the boys. However, the date changed to 4/20 - making people speculate over whether it was supposed to be on Hitler’s birthday since Eric was interested in nazi beliefs. This was not the case."

Thats really interesting. Thanks for sharing man. I was only a teenager when it happened so I haven't really researched it too much.

March madness?

Clearly the Illuminati are backing Duke to win it all

I'd win 30 bucks!

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perfect storm cascadia subduction zone earthquake that triggers nuclear meltdown at indian point on the east coast? paul giamatti said as much in san andreas and he's a skull and bones member. Northwest and Northeast destroyed.

Not to mention John Dies At The End which is a nanotechnology / black goo thang. Google chemtrails etc.

I think these peeps are probably hardcore Gnostics (3 genesis verse 22 is the garden of Eden thing). So yeah if you want me to get specific I think they're unbeknownst to them trying to create hell on earth, or at least incarnate lucifer or whatever. Though in their heads it might seem like a "golden dawn" or a great evolutionary purging to leave only the 'strongest' aka the people who willingly accept an evil system and choose to actively participate in it. The height of arrogance blablabla.

Or the people who can stay the course in a sphere of positivity and manifest a reality of abundance amid the theatrics.

yeah i wouldn't call skull and bones a sphere of positivity. those dudes are responsible for mad wars. also looks like there was a terrorist bombing in a brussels airport today.

yea not bad, scary as heck but kinda possible but with fuel becoming cheaper and cheaper and so many massive jumps in tech it would be a perfect reason to introduce free energy and having water take oil's place, hopefully with disclosure, but now im just reaching way out there.

I think it's gonna happen soon (like next 10 years soon), don't see any particular reason for it to happen in 2016 though. 2020 seems more likely.

3/22: The date that Trump declares that he's leaving the RNC to run as independent to ensure Hillary's election to the white house. AZ and Utah have primaries on that day.

to ensure Hillary's election to the white house

That's already mission accomplished for Trump. He has destroyed the republican brand with his rhetoric and bringing out the the extremists in the party. Maybe it's just temporary but I doubt they can restore it by November.

Well, it doesn't look like Trump's meeting with RNC leaders yesterday led to him dumping the RNC today. Maybe the attacks in Belgium has put him off for a while...

I don't think he has to drop out and run independent. He has already scared off many of the moderate independents and most of the Hispanic vote, and made a large group of regular republican voters hate the republican establishment enough to stay home in November if Trump is not the nominee. It's difficult to see how Hillary loses. A ham sandwich with a (D) beside it would probably win at this point.

Brussels attack just happened today :(

How specifically did they warn us prior in The Simpsons and The Matrix?

Secondly, why would they even do that at all?

I want to learn so much more.

They "warn" us because they need consent. Even if it's implicit and indirect. For them, these happenings are rituals based on free will and chaos magick. To make a ritual even more powerful, you need more buy in. This is magick 101 right here. By manipulating our free will, not only is their ritual more powerful, but it also gives them plausible deniability.

Possibly because they've done it in the past, got away with it, and now it's a game to toy with citizens? Not sure man I want to learn more too!

Obama is in Cuba.

DC just had a curious subway shutdown mid week.

The fake movements are preparing to clash- BLM v Trump in NY.

The SPRING EQUINOX is March 21

Prediction??

The beginning of what may come to be known as ' the American spring'.

Parts of the DC metro are seemingly always shutting down due to construction, so that's not really something new (somehow we got voted to have the best metro system in the US, which is, honestly, pretty laughable)

The Equinox was the 20th

In general, masonic "master numbers" like 11 and 22

Just a small point: neither 11 nor 22 have any particular significance to Freemasonry.

Who knows?

BTW A possible origin of Yale Secret Society Skull and Crossbones' 322: The 3/22 Stamp Act of 1765,

Happy 251st anniversary!

On March 22 1765, Brits levied direct stamp tax on thirteen colonies that would become America. And "taxation without representation" (which you may recall from childhood history class) was the slogan, here is the stamp. This event was a major event that led to the formation of america. EDIT: Newpapers posted their reaction to the stamp as a skull and crossbones.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamp_Act_1765#/media/File:O!_the_fatal_Stamp.jpg

A new study by geologist Julian Lozos suggests a massive double fault earthquake is possible in California along the San Andreas and San Jacinto faults. This study was released just as Lucy Jones aka "earthquake lady" steps down from USGS. So giant earthquake in CA?

the prediction is that mt vesuvius will erupt, then the LA quake

You might have some government "friends" show up at your house now. This calls for brutal retribution.

The formal signing of the Paris Agreement occurs at the UN in NYC on 4/22.

Just sayin' ;)

You might get a better idea if you do the astrology of Skull And Bones.

They unveiled the Georgia Guidestones on that date, they signed the Obamacare Act

I always love the spooky, unspecified "they."

Are you seriously suggesting that the people who erected the George Guidestones are the same people who signed Obamacare into law?

You know that 3/22 was a day on which king george levied an illegitimate tax on the 13 colonies and that started the revolutionary war, leading to america?

If anything, it's a holiday

And what we're celebrating is the future state sponsored terrorism 9/11 false flag event that will lead to the new dark ages by the skull and bones secret society of american ruling class cryptofascists.

hence, my moniker

When nothing happens on March 22 then what?

What now?

Damnit. Not everything is a skull and bones conspiracy.

Cut your losses already.

Now what?

Celebratory beer.

Then nothing happens. It is just a theory after all.

Yikes

aaaand brussels

Listen, don't use that 'they' thing. Everyone knows that the "They" is referring to the illuminati / the american establishment. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle

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Wat

Archived

wow lad

Well, R.I.P. Sir, and may you never be forgotten. :(

Will we all die?

Ah, a happy ending. Thank you!

They're blowing up that dam in Iraq

fulford said something was going to happen on 3/24

the usual

source

Hi

o_O

WHEW

Duuuuuuuuude

Are you a wizard?!

even a broken clock is right 2 times a day.

Keep telling yourself that.

Interdimensional tech? Cmon dude. You either work for them or you're a legitimate crazy person.

Oh no, I'm in the right place. It's when people start talking about interdimensional tech and galactic space lizards, I know I'm reading either a crazy person or someone who works for them. No 2 ways about it. So what are you?

To try and offer a more substantive answer: going off the axiomatic truth of the principles of causation and contradiction, it seems that the laws derived therefrom are absolutely present in all things and at all times. To not be governed by them is to say that one doesn't conform to the laws of nature, or to rationality. I believe reality to be a fundamentally causal thing, with purpose and uniformity, so to deviate from this uniformity means that the thing deviating must be fictional. Interdimensional 'places' are characterized as metaphysically, or just physically, different, and therefore contradictory to reality, hence my denial of the possibility of their existence.

To offer a plausible excuse for evidence to the contrary: the evidence is either a mischaracterization of reality (just as general relativity and quantum mechanics offer descriptions of reality, but are outmoded at any time by a better explanation) or, more probably imo, they're straight up disinformation. I'm partial to unified field theory ala Steinmetz, Heaviside, Faraday, Maxwell, Tesla, Eric P Dollard, and Kenneth L Wheeler, and the metaphysical methodology of Aquinas and Aristotle. As an aside, because it's my favorite, the works of Mises and Rothbard represented in the Austrian School of Economics follow this line of epistemology.

To possibly sway your opinion on what is possible, I suggest taking a healthy amount of acid at a Grateful Dead / Tool concert, or something of the like. When the arena turns into an alien spacecraft and takes off during the crescendo, you may begin thinking about multiple dimensions. I am kind of joking here, but to furthur explain, check out "Rhythms of the Universe" with Mickey Hart and George Smoot. The question / answer sessions in this video are very interesting with a bit of reading between the lines.
https://vimeo.com/103386292

"The universe is controlled by vibration"

Field perturbation. Explained very well by unified field theory. :D
Tesla said something to the effect that, if you wanted to understand the universe you should think in wavelength, electricity, vibration, those things.

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Care to give any specific stylistic criticisms?
I'd love to learn if I'm doing something wrong.

Is there a specific reason you do? I'm wondering because I was thinking of renting you my time machine.

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Strange, I just read your comment history and you seem to be the one acting like a child and getting nothing done around here. You comments on 'how to take a shit accurately' are really doing a lot for the adults and the movement there man. Thank you for your service :/
This sub is for discussing theories however out there you might find them, if you think they're silly just move on, and as you have just received your official final warning from me right now you can either decide to carry on being a dick or participate in good faith from now on.

Did a mod just threaten me and call me a dick? In case you didn't notice, I was discussing the chuckle theory, if not in your very sensitive and PC way. Who the fuck are you to threaten me? Nobody.

I didn't threaten you, I just pointed out that you are now on a final warning and modtagged as such so the other mods will be watching your behaviour as it was completely unacceptable. I didn't call you a dick, I stated that you were being a dick. I stand by that.

Well then, you're being a pussy for attempting to censor and restrict my freedom of speech. "Completely unacceptable". What are you, my 3rd grade teacher?

Conspiracy theory is a very broad term. You don't have to get involved with everyone here on this sub. Pick and choose which you wish to learn about. But don't go shit on other people having discussions about theories they enjoy talking about. No matter how out there it seems to you. This should be rule fucking 1 in any public forum.

If you wish to debate the definition of conspiracy theory be my guest. But shitting on someone else's theory (that someone has put a lot of time into) is lame.

Uh, no it's not. That's how people shed their delusions. Quit being a pussy, don't tolerate ignorance.

Area 51. Try to go there. You'll get stopped. It's not just be cause its a military base, it's because it's a top secret base, where they hide secret military technology. There are plenty of bases you can visit as citizen by walking straight through the front door. But Area 51, you're greeted only by M16s and K-9 units. This is just one base. There are probably hundreds in the high desert mountains of the western united states. All with the same kind of security.

It's to a strategic advantage to hide the most powerful technology from the general populous so that you can keep your enemies in the dark.

If interdenominational tech exists it's at a place like this.

The technological growth we have is too steady to not be planned, they obviously have a release date for technology to the general public just like they do with all the mass media distractions movies, tv, etc. This is why mores law is true. It's how computers made the initial huge leaps they did. Secret technology made by reverse engineering alien technology.

Well known limited hang out made famous on a hidden track of a album:

"I, I don't have a whole lot of time. Um, OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51. I, I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, and... [chokes] I've kind of been running across the country. Damn, I don't know where to start, they're, they're gonna, um, they'll triangulate on this position really soon.

OK, um, um, OK, what we're thinking of as, as aliens, they're extradimensional beings, that, an earlier precursor of the, um, space program they made contact with. They are not what they claim to be. Uh, they've infiltrated a, a lot of aspects of, of, of the military establishment, particularly the Area 51.

The disasters that are coming, they, the military, I'm sorry, the government knows about them. And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving the population to now. They are not! They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few that are left will be more easily controllable."

This was a call to a radio show. They did some digging and the call was made from a pay phone. Only the pay phone had been removed shorty after this call was made.

If aliens are real it makes sense that they would be extradimensional beings. How else could anything move through the universe's vast distance when light speed isn't even fast enough. They don't need to move fast, they teleport.

If you don't like the discussions here you should leave now because this is just the tip of the 'crazy' iceberg.

One time I said, in a radio interview, I open mouth kissed a horse. It doesn't make it true. Once again, you are either a fool or working for them

Once again, you're still the fool here calling fools fools. You have one point: We're all fools. We disagree. Get over it.

If you want to eliminate ignorance you have to bring something to the table other than insults.

What?

Also I just read the "reference" cited. You really are grasping at straws aren't ya fella. Christ, I'm glad I'm not you

You're spending your time with us so you're in the same boat. I may sound completely ridiculous but you're here doing even less than me.

Maybe I'm a brick wall but you're the one talking to me.

I'm glad I'm not you.

Second and final warning for attacking other users. Your next offense is a ban. Please read the rules.

Like whatever turned the Twin Towers into dust in mid air?

Is it really that far fetched? Open your mind dude, you live in society and you know technology keeps advancing so nothing is out of the realm of possibility. You sound like the people who told Magellan if he sailed too far he'd fall off the earth.

I never suggested it wasn't a possibility. Just saying it's borderline insane to suggest tptb have control of "interdimensional ". Why would they cause sovmuch human suffering if they had a teleporter or whatever the hell y'all are talking about?

I'm not claiming that I know, I'm saying it's silly to say that's insane. History shows us time and again, that we don't know anything, so to say somethings crazy is keeping your mind closed.

It is pretty far fetched. I'm not saying impossible, bit there is so much more believable explanations for disasters than interdimensional technology.

HAIL ZORP

Sometimes I wonder if this subreddit purely satire, or just mostly.

Moistly

You do know what conspiracy theories are, right?

This is more wild hypothetical speculation than theory. Theories require evidence.

brussels?

There are different definitions of "theory." You seem to be confusing the science definition with the colloquial definition.

Well I would think speculation is a necessity for formulating a theory.

Then science ain't for you.

How do you feel about this post now?

Intrigued.

This got awkward real quick did it not?

Wheeeelp..

That's just what the space lizards want you to think.

Only time will tell. You gotta be skeptical in this day and age.

How much satire now?

Still mostly. But I admit this one is weird.

You know what a theory is right?

Problem is if you look at the past 100 years the date 3/22 doesn't really have any more attacks than any other random date.

But as they say a broken clock is still correct twice per day.

I'll be ordering the new iPad?

so millions of brainwashed people will be worshipping their dark overlords that day? satan is pleased

To possibly sway your opinion on what is possible, I suggest taking a healthy amount of acid at a Grateful Dead / Tool concert, or something of the like. When the arena turns into an alien spacecraft and takes off during the crescendo, you may begin thinking about multiple dimensions. I am kind of joking here, but to furthur explain, check out "Rhythms of the Universe" with Mickey Hart and George Smoot. The question / answer sessions in this video are very interesting with a bit of reading between the lines.
https://vimeo.com/103386292

I didn't threaten you, I just pointed out that you are now on a final warning and modtagged as such so the other mods will be watching your behaviour as it was completely unacceptable. I didn't call you a dick, I stated that you were being a dick. I stand by that.

I don't think he has to drop out and run independent. He has already scared off many of the moderate independents and most of the Hispanic vote, and made a large group of regular republican voters hate the republican establishment enough to stay home in November if Trump is not the nominee. It's difficult to see how Hillary loses. A ham sandwich with a (D) beside it would probably win at this point.

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