Prediction: Bill Clinton will pass away due to failed health in October, launching Hillary back up in the polls.

219  2016-07-26 by Willllyum

This is my prediction for the October surprise. If it happens, don't let it sway you.

76 comments

He's already dead…they'll just announce it in Oct.

p.s. we dumped his body in the ocean. He deserved a proper Muslim burial

Funny that Bill Clinton is the one is getting the "Weekend at Bernie's" treatment. They've probably got a high altitude drone pulling marionette strings.

Oh the 80s, Weekend at Bernies was one of my favourite movies.

Who do they intend to get to make his speech tonight at the DNC?

I haven't seen this theory here before.

Regardless, it'll be a prostate cancer revelation, not death.

It popped up like 4 months ago, but i forget who posted it

The supposed "insider" from 4chan.

No Agenda Show has been predicting this for at least 5 years as Hillary's October Surprise. Maybe even 8- but she never made it to october last cycle.

I came here to mention this. In the morning brother.

How do you know..?

Bill couldn't get it up for him.

I'm sorry for whoever downvoted you, but I thought that was funny.

This has been said numerous times already. I fail to see how his death would even be useful in the current climate.

In House of Cards season 4, a certain character euthanizes her mother in order to gain the public's sympathy while running for representative. That said, I also fail to see how death of a relative translates into higher ratings.

Because normal people feel bad when other normal people are down. Except the Clinton's are not normal so no one would feel bad I would assume.

I banned that show midway through season four. It really died somewhere in season three. It wasn't going anywhere interesting. I must've missed that part. I stopped at the convention when I realized their direction.

I felt betrayed when season 4 ended on a cliff-hanger, since the producers wanted to drag on the story to earn more money. Thus, I might not watch season 5 when it comes.

Yeah you will.................

It's a fucken TV show man

He does look deathly ill. Maybe it's just all the years of corruption and having to deal with Hillary that finally caught up to him

Neither Bill or Hillary look that great. When you see photos of them that haven't been posed correctly, photoshopped or whatever they both kinda look like they are in poor health.

They'll try but Bill reads Reddit, so he'll be ready. He'll turn the tables and take out Hillary and survive. he'll be incognito after that and travel America solving crimes and giving high priced speeches, one step ahead of the Illuminati.

That actually sounds pretty tight.

It'd be nice if the elite fought themselves.

Like a weathered old Horseman. Maybe he can replace Morgan Freeman.

No, August, and it'll backfire like the previous attempts at sympathy and distraction.

And her polls will drop, but her per will somehow increase...maybe by being written in as the queen of the Seven Kingdoms too? Oh wait, if you look at her similarities with Cersei, already done.

So that's why the next book is taking so long. Martin was really done with it but had to replace "Cersei" with "Hillary".

This was already predicted by the anonymous FBI agent who did the AMA on 4chan last month. That was the first time I saw this speculation. Hard to say if there's any substance to it, but that agent also predicted 'no indictment' for HC and was correct.

that agent also predicted 'no indictment' for HC and was correct.

anybody with 1 ounce of common sense could have predicted that one....

Didn't he predict the Dallas attack as well?

Not specifically or that I recall. Dallas was sketchy though.

At this stage, it'd take much more than Bill passing, even if it was dramatic... for Hillarious to win. You can press the flusher button on her and the DNC.

Until trump has back to back October terror attacks

I say Hillary dies off before Bill--she's very unhealthy. well, mentally as well.

Your october surprise started a while back, it's the strategy of tension style random terrorist attacks that'll continue happening up until the elections, all the time pushing trump up in the polls.

Probably a fake death with a dead lookalike taking his place while he flies around the world with underage prostitutes for the rest of his life.

Sympathy vote MY ASS.

I am still voting for Trump.

FUCK SCHILLARY CLINTON

It's interesting, but a lot of the low-info (read: Hillary-supporting) voters think that they're a tag-team, "2 for the price of 1!", and that they should vote for Hillary so that Bill can have his 3rd term of awesome policies. If Bill dies, more people will be disappointed and walk from the Clinton ticket than will vote for just Hillary.

Hillary voter is low info, trump voter is no info.

Hillary voter is no info, Trump voter is high feelz

Better to work on a hunch, than nothing at all.

Hilarious. Remind me later on to make fun of you once you ve changed your mind after he s elected.

Unless of course your plan all along is to elect a nazi to be president of the us.

Bill is featured prominently on The Economist's "The World in 2016" cover. It wouldn't surprise me if something happens to him this year given how their "The World In..." covers tend to "predict" events months in advance.

Bill won't die in October, he just needs some chocolate. That's what they usually use to counteract Hilary dementors after they've tried to suck the life out of you

They have been saying this on No Agenda for a while. Great show btw.

He does look like ass

What is the source of your delusion?

All those satanic rituals and pedophilia catch up eventually.

I believed that this would happen in the 2nd week of November, just immediately before the elections.

you mean fake his death?

We'll probably, now that you've given them the idea

JFC, thanks for the laugh!

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aids maybe from the lolita express

Source from friend in the DNC - He has had seveal forms of bone marrow cancer and AIDS/HIV for several years. Cocktails of meds and good amounts of non-public activity can keep even the most evil men alive in the dark Underwood.

I guess it's Bill's turn to suicide himself for Hillary...

I've seen something like this before.

People were predicting a major illness to excuse her recent absence from the public eye.

Nothing to do with her being a corrupt bitch.

It's because any time she is seen, the people hate her more Bs more She can't be in pubiic, saying anything, dong anything, else she just increase the widespread, prevalent hate for her.

Prediction: Bill Clinton won't die in October. The people agreeing with OP's prediction won't reevaluate what made them make the wrong prediction back in July.

No they will announce his illness publically.

I buy it. In to see it unfold.

I heard he'll be diagnosed with something, probably aids

That's a bold prediction, but I like your creativity.

Hillary feeds on Bill's soul.

He has HIV.

I believe the FBI insider on 4 chan said that he would pass away this year

Rapin' Bill is looking pretty ragged...

The pedohile rapist has died. Feel bad. Vote Hillary.

I could see this happening because First Gentlemen or First Man just doesn't have that ring to it.

I agree with the OP, it'll be like a double cross-double cross. Im sure there is a name for that. But when he crossed the tarmac at the airport to threaten the AG & the Complete Democratic Party with all of the skeletons in there closet, he crossed the line.

Hilary or as i have named her 'The Hilderbeest' will agree to his murder as she IS a PSYCHOPATH.

For Anyone not getting the joke about my pet name see.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildebeest

Good - I hope he does die. Maybe she'll be a better president without slimy ass Bill by her side. Fuck that guy.

The amount of combined mental energy in this comment section couldn't power a 25 watt bulb.

Hillary voter is low info, trump voter is no info.

So that's why the next book is taking so long. Martin was really done with it but had to replace "Cersei" with "Hillary".