"I'm super high up on the political chain bro, trust me. Satan is controlling this nation, bro I've set foot in the white house. Bro I deal with the Illuminati on a daily basis man, they're for real. They wanna rule the world and reduce the population man."
And with 0 proof, as usual. Fucking hell dude, come on. Not everyone in this subreddit just swallows what they're told, hell I'd say that the majority are here because they're sick of people who do.
This part cracks me up the most though hahah
" I have had very little dealings with the Illuminati until recently, when I was approached to be put on track for a highly successful career eventually leading to the Presidency of the United States. But I have declined their offer."
Like wow, just wow. Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.
What you are saying has been said in this sub numerous times. I'd like to believe that you are an insider but you haven't brought anything to the table that we haven't already discussed ourselves.
Tell us something that we can use to vet your statements.
/r/WilliamCooper (murdered in 2001) talks about how they killed JFK Jr bc he was planning to get into politics officially by running for the same senate seat /r/HillaryClinton eventually ran for when they left the White House..Cooper also has an excellent recording from one of his radio shows about how the US was planning something big and was going to blame it on Osama Bin Laden to scare people into giving up our liberties..this is BEFORE 2001 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JLT-bEPBed4
do you remember all the predictions that he made that didn't come though. Maybe I should start making pridctions and whne something close comes true I'll be famous.
1) there will be another mass shooting before obama leaves office.
2) there will be another terrorist attack in europe or the mideast
3) a team that is a longshot will come close to wining a major league sporting event.
4) some unknown will win a little known sporting event in the olympics.
lets see how many I get right in the next year or more.
William Cooper has something Alex Jones or David Icke does not have: "Street Credibility". Milton William Cooper had a federal-level target on his head!
"Milton William Cooper is the most dangerous man in America because of the issues he addresses on his radio show."
- Bill Clinton, 42nd U.S. President
"We are in an information war and we are losing that war."
- Hilary Clinton
I see now, she gave up being president so she can become Secretary of State and go through a whole election cycle again. I'm now seeing that being Secretary of State is helping her get elected president.
She had no problem getting "fluffed" for eight years. She just dug in with her rich donors/handlers, ran a charity/slush fund, and bought off/appointed the DNC chair and VP nom.
I guess that makes more sense then getting elected 8 years sooner and then retiring to do what you want. If elected and serves 2 terms she'll have a lot more life and quality life when she finally retires. I guess the next few years of drinking the blood of virgins and injections of alien DNA will allow that.
Thanks for coming back but not answering any of the legit questions that might actually reveal you're not some lying narcissist merely trying to jerk us around.
What do this "Illuminati" actually call themselves, pal? How about putting something NEW on the table for us, instead of regurgitating a bunch of stuff all of us already know?
If what you have written is true, and I accept it as truthful, then rest assured that you have done your job. I am grateful to you without qualification for your comments here and I hope that you will continue to be forthcoming in some fashion. If they know who you are because you are disclosing that you have been approached then you may have crossed a line. I hope this isn't the case. Again, thank you.
Satan, as is also the case with God, exists, but only in the minds of men. Satan is real because people are evil. God exists for the same reason, because people are evil.
Except for the fact you're wrong about Obama. He was made into the shill he is through careful manipulation. Surely you must know that. He's 100% manufactured.
She had no problem getting "fluffed" for eight years. She just dug in with her rich donors/handlers, ran a charity/slush fund, and bought off/appointed the DNC chair and VP nom.
I guess that makes more sense then getting elected 8 years sooner and then retiring to do what you want. If elected and serves 2 terms she'll have a lot more life and quality life when she finally retires. I guess the next few years of drinking the blood of virgins and injections of alien DNA will allow that.
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20 SwordofGondor 2016-07-30
Hahahha, oh my god.
"I'm super high up on the political chain bro, trust me. Satan is controlling this nation, bro I've set foot in the white house. Bro I deal with the Illuminati on a daily basis man, they're for real. They wanna rule the world and reduce the population man."
And with 0 proof, as usual. Fucking hell dude, come on. Not everyone in this subreddit just swallows what they're told, hell I'd say that the majority are here because they're sick of people who do.
This part cracks me up the most though hahah
" I have had very little dealings with the Illuminati until recently, when I was approached to be put on track for a highly successful career eventually leading to the Presidency of the United States. But I have declined their offer."
Like wow, just wow. Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.
1 -INFOWARS- 2016-07-30
Lmao. This guy is full of shit. Like all these "insiders"
16 Balthanos 2016-07-30
What you are saying has been said in this sub numerous times. I'd like to believe that you are an insider but you haven't brought anything to the table that we haven't already discussed ourselves.
Tell us something that we can use to vet your statements.
11 Putin_loves_cats 2016-07-30
/r/creativewriting, really. That's basically all this is, and the wrong crowd to post to, tbh....
7 Balthanos 2016-07-30
It reminds me more of one of those nosleep posts.
1 -INFOWARS- 2016-07-30
Lol. Anyone actually believe this shit. No wonder everyone thinks we are crackpots.
7 IanPhlegming 2016-07-30
So what's the name they use? The Illuminati, I mean?
Not telling us is the "tell" that this is a scam, IMHO.
6 smokinbluebear 2016-07-30
Well, hope the NSA doesn't catch you hanging out in conspiracy forums...
Any info on the Rockefellers or 9/11 ???
6 DrDougExeter 2016-07-30
oh good more fanfics from wanna be "insiders"
5 SageeDuzit 2016-07-30
/r/WilliamCooper (murdered in 2001) talks about how they killed JFK Jr bc he was planning to get into politics officially by running for the same senate seat /r/HillaryClinton eventually ran for when they left the White House..Cooper also has an excellent recording from one of his radio shows about how the US was planning something big and was going to blame it on Osama Bin Laden to scare people into giving up our liberties..this is BEFORE 2001 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JLT-bEPBed4
5 agentf90 2016-07-30
This was part of the PNAC agreement. It was thoroughly discussed and agreed that America needed "another Pearl Harbor" to get their agenda in motion
1 jeffinRTP 2016-07-30
do you remember all the predictions that he made that didn't come though. Maybe I should start making pridctions and whne something close comes true I'll be famous. 1) there will be another mass shooting before obama leaves office. 2) there will be another terrorist attack in europe or the mideast 3) a team that is a longshot will come close to wining a major league sporting event. 4) some unknown will win a little known sporting event in the olympics.
lets see how many I get right in the next year or more.
2 SageeDuzit 2016-07-30
William Cooper has something Alex Jones or David Icke does not have: "Street Credibility". Milton William Cooper had a federal-level target on his head!
"Milton William Cooper is the most dangerous man in America because of the issues he addresses on his radio show." - Bill Clinton, 42nd U.S. President
"We are in an information war and we are losing that war." - Hilary Clinton
4 jeffinRTP 2016-07-30
So she conspired to lose the election in 2008 so she can spend 8 years waiting? Boy she is smart.
5 Dhylan 2016-07-30
She was Secretary of State. That's not exactly 'waiting'.
0 jeffinRTP 2016-07-30
I see now, she gave up being president so she can become Secretary of State and go through a whole election cycle again. I'm now seeing that being Secretary of State is helping her get elected president.
2 [deleted] 2016-07-30
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2 jeffinRTP 2016-07-30
wouldn't they want an orange man first?
1 WaitTilUSeeMyDick 2016-07-30
1/10. Try harder.
She had no problem getting "fluffed" for eight years. She just dug in with her rich donors/handlers, ran a charity/slush fund, and bought off/appointed the DNC chair and VP nom.
1 jeffinRTP 2016-07-30
I guess that makes more sense then getting elected 8 years sooner and then retiring to do what you want. If elected and serves 2 terms she'll have a lot more life and quality life when she finally retires. I guess the next few years of drinking the blood of virgins and injections of alien DNA will allow that.
1 jeffinRTP 2016-07-30
Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded on May 1, 1776. Never thought they would be equal opportunity conspiracy group.
1 IanPhlegming 2016-07-30
Thanks for coming back but not answering any of the legit questions that might actually reveal you're not some lying narcissist merely trying to jerk us around.
What do this "Illuminati" actually call themselves, pal? How about putting something NEW on the table for us, instead of regurgitating a bunch of stuff all of us already know?
1 Gomzey 2016-07-30
She was playing some of that 4d Chess I keep hearing about
4 indexbill 2016-07-30
Yeah, shut the fuck up.
3 Dhylan 2016-07-30
If what you have written is true, and I accept it as truthful, then rest assured that you have done your job. I am grateful to you without qualification for your comments here and I hope that you will continue to be forthcoming in some fashion. If they know who you are because you are disclosing that you have been approached then you may have crossed a line. I hope this isn't the case. Again, thank you.
3 Hokoganbrother 2016-07-30
Talk to somebody about your delusions of grandeur.
2 cutol 2016-07-30
Satan, you say? You seem like a reasonable chap.
1 agentf90 2016-07-30
Santa is real mate.
1 cutol 2016-07-30
What about Sanka?
2 NSmith1624 2016-07-30
He ded, mon.
1 agentf90 2016-07-30
Paul Sanka is real too
-1 Dhylan 2016-07-30
Satan, as is also the case with God, exists, but only in the minds of men. Satan is real because people are evil. God exists for the same reason, because people are evil.
1 LightBringerFlex 2016-07-30
I actually believe God is real and Satan is fiction.
1 LightBringerFlex 2016-07-30
Who's at the top of illuminati?
1 titsandwich 2016-07-30
Black pope
1 -INFOWARS- 2016-07-30
Load of dogshit.
1 showmeurboobsplznthx 2016-07-30
Ben Carson, is that you??
0 thesarl 2016-07-30
Except for the fact you're wrong about Obama. He was made into the shill he is through careful manipulation. Surely you must know that. He's 100% manufactured.
1 cutol 2016-07-30
What about Sanka?
1 WaitTilUSeeMyDick 2016-07-30
1/10. Try harder.
She had no problem getting "fluffed" for eight years. She just dug in with her rich donors/handlers, ran a charity/slush fund, and bought off/appointed the DNC chair and VP nom.
1 jeffinRTP 2016-07-30
I guess that makes more sense then getting elected 8 years sooner and then retiring to do what you want. If elected and serves 2 terms she'll have a lot more life and quality life when she finally retires. I guess the next few years of drinking the blood of virgins and injections of alien DNA will allow that.
1 -INFOWARS- 2016-07-30
Lmao. This guy is full of shit. Like all these "insiders"