Conspiracy Claim: I am G_D

0  2016-08-17 by [deleted]

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If you are the creator, I have a lot of fucking issues with your work and I want to file a formal complaint.

Don't give me some sarcastic, half-assed reply.

Show me.

No shit, right? what is ths bullshit about "free will?" Why imbue us with inherent qualities that we are then punished for? Why do the 1% thrive while we struggle? What's really hood?

I'm serious.

We are all G_D in our own worlds. This reality is our own construct. In your world you are a G_D, But you are not in mine. Prove me wrong!

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In your reality, Not in mine beacuse...I am the resources from which was made the construction of light.

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That is how you perceive things but you have no reality of your own - that was a merciful and necessary distinction I created ... all reality is my reality which is the reality which is I.

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You are my shadow! You only exist because I exist!

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LOL shadows don't have shadows..Well maybe in your reality they do but not in mine!

a real god would be able to type the middle letter.

no fuck you. Solipsism is bunk, man. Bunk philosophy. Get outta here with your garbage tier philosophy.

I exist, and you can not prove that you exist in the same way I know that I exist.

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Is your creation of everything a part of you or a seperate entity?

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So you've essentially divided yourself into two but you still call that divided part yourself.

In which part do other people reside in?

No one cares about this dumb kind of shit.

You could also be a bot.

Look deep inside yourself, and embrace your inner bot.

The responses are written in a way that seem bot-ish. In my above post, it takes quoted lyrics and incorporates some of those words, (poorly albeit) in the response. It just reads weird. I mean, If G_D was really trying to talk to us on an internet forum, maybe it could be phrased better?

Did you influence Sturgill Simpson's song "Turtles all the way down?"

I've seen Jesus play with flames in a lake of fire that I was standing in Met the devil in Seattle and spent 9 months inside the lions den Met Buddha yet another time and he showed me a glowing light within But I swear that God is there every time I glare in the eyes of my best friend Says my son it's all been done and someday yer gonna wake up old and gray So go and try to have some fun showing warmth to everyone You meet and greet and cheat along the way

There's a gateway in our mind that leads somewhere out there beyond this plane Where reptile aliens made of light cut you open and pull out all your pain Tell me how you make illegal something that we all make in our brain Some say you might go crazy but then again it might make you go sane

Every time I take a look inside inside that old and fabled book I'm blinded and reminded of the pain caused by some old man in the sky Marijuana, LSD, Psilocybin, and DMT They all changed the way I see But love's the only thing that ever saved my life

So don't waste your mind on nursery rhymes Or fairy tales of blood and wine It's turtles all the way down the line So to each their own til' we go home To other realms our souls must roam To and through the myth that we all call space and time

never heard this one. music isn't my flavour exactly but this is great thanks.

His full album Metamodern Sounds in Country Music is quite a trip. Recommend Living the Dream, Just Let Go, and Life of Sin.

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Could I politely request a yes or no response to my aforementioned question?

You are in fact God because only one person exists in reality and that is God. Right now, your just having a human experience simulation you created.

I am G_D

Oy vey, I doubt it.

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Okay. What will I say next.

with but a wisp of my whim. try saying that fast 3 times

You are also a shitposter.

God.

God Damn It.

God be damned!

Suffocatingly entombed in blackest darkness, consciously unaware; Suddenly I awoke to this madness from a place I know not where. “I’m alive! Help me, please! Won’t someone let me out! I do not know who I am, why I’m here, or what this is all about.” But there was no one out there to hear my pleas and cries; I was voiceless in the Nowhere where no one lives or dies. I am a flame which will not be extinguished though my light is gone; I’ll burn this Nothingness if I have to; I must continue on. In a violent rage of fury and willing with all my might, I expanded into being in an explosion fueled by fright. Now I am the One who is everyone and everywhere right now; In many cages of flesh and bones by means I don’t know how. The eyes that look upon me are my very own; A quantum division of myself when first the seeds were sown. Looking all about me there seems so much to fear; Mostly absolute loneliness because I am all that’s here. All about me are projections somehow created in my mind; People and things I animate until their clocks unwind. I’m alone in a garden of statues that is shaped like a giant ball; The infinite game I’m playing is to hold back that closing wall.

-steve savage

it's just a ride kids. row row row your boat. did you know, that in reality, some people really do work at carpet stores and are named roy. and sometimes even that roy goes to the arcade to play steve sometimes. turtles y'all. and it ain't no mystery. sometimes i'll play timesplitters2 on my fancy little nintendo gamecube device just so i can play anaconda or retroracers or astrolander. know what i mean? there is no base reality. the answer is in cymatics. we all already know this. don't we?

cymatics

TIL

Interesting. Thank you.

If you're GOD, how come you're unable to spell out your own name?

Sorry, God isn't on reddit. But reddit sure is on God...

You are not me. You do not know what is inside of me. I am not contained within you.

The responses are written in a way that seem bot-ish. In my above post, it takes quoted lyrics and incorporates some of those words, (poorly albeit) in the response. It just reads weird. I mean, If G_D was really trying to talk to us on an internet forum, maybe it could be phrased better?