ELI5 How to Time Travel
0 2016-08-21 by AccurateLinguist
Calling all time travellers! Rotation, magnets, ??? = Profit! Tell us your secrets.
0 2016-08-21 by AccurateLinguist
Calling all time travellers! Rotation, magnets, ??? = Profit! Tell us your secrets.
33 comments
23 mmp 2016-08-21
Take a nap and you will wake up in the future.
9 Noxton 2016-08-21
There is no past, there is no future. They're constructs that you don't even remember correctly and can't plan for correctly (respectively).
There is only the eternal now.
3 Akouo-ola 2016-08-21
But by then, it'll be now already..
3 AccurateLinguist 2016-08-21
http://www.owl232.net/stevenwr.htm
2 uncertainty3000 2016-08-21
Wow. It's like you and me are in some synchronized wavelength. I'm interested in time travel, have made posts about it as research for a story I'm going to write, and then as soon as I get online to Reddit after being offline for the past few days your post appears in one of the few sub links I visit.
I would think it was a coincidence, if I was stupid. Nice try. This only reinforces my convictions that I am under heavy surveillance. I am unable to function as a normally under this over watch, so I only act weirder, which you only project more of your own assumptions onto, which only feeds a toxic cycle.
I wish we could stop this loop, but I don't have a time machine with a plasma array that can
2 AccurateLinguist 2016-08-21
I also tend to act weirder under stress, but usually for personal amusement reasons. When you say plasma array do you mean something like this -http://www.lps.cornell.edu/arrays or perhaps this - http://www.muegge.de/en/products/plasma-components/plasma-array/ ?
2 flyyyyyyyyy 2016-08-21
Freeze yourself, have yourself revived later. It might work.
1 livealivelive 2016-08-21
Firstly, have you discovered crystalic fusion yet?
0 AccurateLinguist 2016-08-21
Just now! http://acoustics-research.physics.ucla.edu/crystallic-fusion/
1 polkadotgirl 2016-08-21
The only way to time travel is through parallel universes.
1 AccurateLinguist 2016-08-21
don't the experiments show that the parallel universe model is incorrect?
-1 ifltrdby 2016-08-21
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CFsbAuX9P4w
There ya go. Einsteins ripple in time was apparently confirmed earlier this year, my best guess is we need to make more ripples. But I did just take you back thirty some years. It's ok, we will be right here when you come back,working on them ripples
2 AccurateLinguist 2016-08-21
hahahahahahahah!!!!!! trolly and educational!! my fav combo. so static it is. that has all sorts of weird consequences.
1 ifltrdby 2016-08-21
Not tryin to troll the song actually fits, in an odd way. Seriously if Einsteins space time ripples observable then it is a matter of time until some genius figures out how to make it happen at will. A straight line from a to b on ona flat piece of paper take more ink to connect than if they are folded so as to be closer together. Easier to just go through a door way than to have to pave the road.
1 ifltrdby 2016-08-21
If the video didnt show up it was supposed to be the dead doing ripple live <3
2 AccurateLinguist 2016-08-21
yeah great vid. I interpret validation of this prediction to indicate that timespace is mutable in the same way space is mutable.
0 ifltrdby 2016-08-21
Works for me, I am inclined to think that if we can remember back, then we should be able to remember forward, just another buried skill,bred out of humanity, for now.
1 whipnil 2016-08-21
Ever had creative inspiration or intuition? That's you remembering forward.
1 ifltrdby 2016-08-21
;-) deja vu all over again.
1 uncertainty3000 2016-08-21
Before we can even create the machine, we would need to create a computer model for q.c. Models are seductive, because they seem to offer you all the answers in a miniature universe form. But that's wrong. All the information in the universe can never be collected, no matter how advanced your machines are. (See Hawking Radiation)
Let's say you're observing a group of persons for data collection/behavior shifting. Even with an information model that accepts gps tracking/metadata/etal you still don't know thoughts and other externals. This can lead to confusion, possible unneeded conflict.
I'm not telling you how my time machine works. If you've already read my crime conspiracy comic then you know I'm serious about storytelling
1 AccurateLinguist 2016-08-21
With a time-machine you can do some storyliving.
1 ElGeneral1230 2016-08-21
Comic name? Just started watching Utopia
1 uncertainty3000 2016-08-21
I would have to find the real time machine in Area 51 which would mean going to Area 12
1 Xenoglossy 2016-08-21
It cost more money to go back to a more recent time.
0 tetrabrahmaton 2016-08-21
Cycling has a effect on time
Edit... come to think of it, it seems being around centrifuges or spinning things can lead to phenomena
-1 jacks1000 2016-08-21
By posting Steven Wright jokes, you're giving yourself away.
2 AccurateLinguist 2016-08-21
this seems a bit judgey
0 jacks1000 2016-08-21
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?"
-1 uncertainty3000 2016-08-21
ElGeneral1230 You're utopia comment out of the blue was intended to get a response. Here it is. So you've compromised my phone. I assume you're a hacker or have a stingray device. Either way, you are invading my life to some extent. I don't know what you want or how far you want to take this.
Here's what I'm prepared to do. If you invade my living space I will use lethal force to defend myself. Castle Law. If you continue fucking with me and I see you planting bombs or whatever other devices you have on my car I will have to take you down and sort out the context afterwards
1 FORKinmyDICK 2016-08-21
You're joking right? I mean holy shit this sub is hopeless now.
0 AccurateLinguist 2016-08-21
relaxsauce. you realize that it's likely that EM tech exists to cause changes in mood and behaviour, right? if you're being targeted in that gangstalking kinda way, by whomever, i'd imagine it would be important to not let your emotional perceptions drive your overall behaviour, as tech could be employed to make you agitated or whatever. the first rule of gangstalkingclub is to relax and not get too bothered by stuff.
-1 uncertainty3000 2016-08-21
Thanks for the tip, agent. I also appreciate your conspiracy song lyrics. (I don't have a wife) What's your angle? Suss out conspiracy users who may be dangerous? Must get boring. A real agent would break up them corners like in "the wire." .34-3sbxa
2 AccurateLinguist 2016-08-21
I'm no agent. I don't watch TV. I write code for a living and smoke lots of herb. It's not boring at all. Wives aren't for everyone. phi3-666-derpface.walken.99hut.idaho.idaho.break!
-1 uncertainty3000 2016-08-21
Thanks for the tip, agent. I also appreciate your conspiracy song lyrics. (I don't have a wife) What's your angle? Suss out conspiracy users who may be dangerous? Must get boring. A real agent would break up them corners like in "the wire." .34-3sbxa