To be honest it's not really that big of a problem for me to look for any expert help. The worst that will happen is that there will be recordings of me making noodles on a database somewhere. I don't have the money or real need to get a professional to look at them.
You do realize that microchips are only if you lose your pet, right? They only contain contact information and contain only a unique ID that's tied to the owner's address/phone number. There are no microphones
Leave the damn dogs alone, lol. Those are for location and ID if the dog is lost. Now, if your landlord starts surgically attaching go pro's (or lazers), that when I'd find a new place to live....
If you have some proof to back up your hysteria, I'm all ears, and tail and slobbery licks!
Just last week my roommate and I saved a pitty from potential death. He wasn't chipped. The local police scanned the little bugger. Nope!
He walked me around and around until the owner saw us...he showed me pictures of his beloved pet that proved the dog was his. He was shaking, with tears in his eyes that we had gone to such lengths.
I asked him about getting the bugger chipped. He didn't respond. Just thanked me and drove off.
Those are nothing but identification is numbers. If they don't even register the chip it's useless. And most dogs in some areas are by law needed to have them but u don't need to register it. And it's not gps. It's like a dog tag collar they can't lose only good if they are found and brought to a vet or something that can read the chip
No, these are real people. I am a real person. I think you might be having a bout with psychosis. Serious question, have you been taking drugs recently? Weed? Adderall? Anything?
People on this sub pound refresh and 'new'. it is not weird that you have so many responses, especially since you asked about performing surgery on a dog. People love dogs.
Well I don't think I'd go through with a surgery I don't have the skill for that. I was hoping someone would tell me another solution like dressing them up in doggy clothes to muffle the noise or magnets or something.
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12 Fathersjustice 2016-10-13
Dude... Go see someone. You need help. Leave your landlords dog alone.
1 TracyTre3 2016-10-13
To be honest it's not really that big of a problem for me to look for any expert help. The worst that will happen is that there will be recordings of me making noodles on a database somewhere. I don't have the money or real need to get a professional to look at them.
5 SharpieInThePooper 2016-10-13
You do realize that microchips are only if you lose your pet, right? They only contain contact information and contain only a unique ID that's tied to the owner's address/phone number. There are no microphones
3 titwrench 2016-10-13
WTF?
3 Putin_loves_cats 2016-10-13
Leave the damn dogs alone, lol. Those are for location and ID if the dog is lost. Now, if your landlord starts surgically attaching go pro's (or lazers), that when I'd find a new place to live....
2 BigBuck1620 2016-10-13
RFID chips they put in dogs don't work like that, they just give a bit of programmed information when scanned.
2 CollatrlDamage 2016-10-13
This isn't a real conspiracy theory right? People don't actually think this happens... Right?
-1 TracyTre3 2016-10-13
The government spying on it's people? Yeah I'm sure that's never happened before.
2 CollatrlDamage 2016-10-13
Dude, youre an idiot. Go get some help.
2 dofuntoothers 2016-10-13
you can mind your own business.
edit: sorry, i actually thought you were serious
2 pev002 2016-10-13
He's in the basket of deplorables
2 yellowstone_R 2016-10-13
I sure hope you are trolling.
1 TracyTre3 2016-10-13
Yeah I was. Peace.
1 DoYouEvenBrewBro 2016-10-13
LOLZ
1 DoYouEvenBrewBro 2016-10-13
/r/conspiratard
1 TracyTre3 2016-10-13
Did the bot reply to itself?
1 DoYouEvenBrewBro 2016-10-13
no i was just directing him to a better sub, though of it after the fact
1 ridestraight 2016-10-13
If you have some proof to back up your hysteria, I'm all ears, and tail and slobbery licks!
Just last week my roommate and I saved a pitty from potential death. He wasn't chipped. The local police scanned the little bugger. Nope!
He walked me around and around until the owner saw us...he showed me pictures of his beloved pet that proved the dog was his. He was shaking, with tears in his eyes that we had gone to such lengths.
I asked him about getting the bugger chipped. He didn't respond. Just thanked me and drove off.
1 star_particles 2016-10-13
Those are nothing but identification is numbers. If they don't even register the chip it's useless. And most dogs in some areas are by law needed to have them but u don't need to register it. And it's not gps. It's like a dog tag collar they can't lose only good if they are found and brought to a vet or something that can read the chip
1 TracyTre3 2016-10-13
Thanks for the advice everyone gonna buy clothes for the dogs.
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2 kmordic 2016-10-13
Google how RFID chips work. The chip is not recording your voice.
-1 TracyTre3 2016-10-13
All these comments came in exactly 1 minute ago on a 3 minute old post are these bots? Mods?
1 andredawson 2016-10-13
No, these are real people. I am a real person. I think you might be having a bout with psychosis. Serious question, have you been taking drugs recently? Weed? Adderall? Anything?
1 dz2buku 2016-10-13
People on this sub pound refresh and 'new'. it is not weird that you have so many responses, especially since you asked about performing surgery on a dog. People love dogs.
1 TracyTre3 2016-10-13
Well I don't think I'd go through with a surgery I don't have the skill for that. I was hoping someone would tell me another solution like dressing them up in doggy clothes to muffle the noise or magnets or something.
1 kmordic 2016-10-13
Stop... please stop..
1 TracyTre3 2016-10-13
It wouldn't be that bad I had a cat once and dressed him up in a elf costume when it got cold on Halloween.
1 kmordic 2016-10-13
Good idea you should dress them up. Make sure they wear a suite and tie so you can identify them as government officials.
1 TracyTre3 2016-10-13
Haha pretty funny. Sounds cute. I'll probably just buy doggie jackets it is getting cold this time of year.
1 kmordic 2016-10-13
I think everyone was concerned for the dogs. Most people on r/conspiracy rummage on the new setting
-1 TracyTre3 2016-10-13
The government spying on it's people? Yeah I'm sure that's never happened before.