Wetwork is a euphemism for murder or assassination, alluding to spilling blood. The expression "wet work", as well as the similar "wet job", "wet affair", or "wet operation", are all calques of the euphemism used by the KGB for such activities, mokroye delo (wet dealings). These operations are reputed to have been handled at the KGB by Spetsbureau 13, colorfully known as the "Department of wet affairs" (Otdel mokrykh del) - wiki
Your test is lunacy, man. Don't you have the self awareness to see that you're being paranoid? You have delusions of grandeur and delusions of persecution. No one is after you. I mean, who do you think you are? Do you think you're fucking Neo, or Jesus Christ? Newsflash: There are lunatic asylums full of people like you. Some of them think aliens are after them, and they truly believe it, to the same degree that you do. Some of them think the government is spying on them. Your thing is that you think demons are after you.
It's sad to see someone descend into madness. I got love for my fellow man. It's pathetic that I have to pepper in all the right answers to your insane witch hunt test designed to prove that everyone who disagrees with you is a demon.
Which is more likely? That you're the center of some vast conspiracy ran by demons? Or, that you're experiencing a psychotic break from reality?
When one of your criteria for someone being a demon is them telling you to get some help, you're just going to create an echo chamber of lunatics. You keep going down this road, you're gonna wind up in the looney bin.
Don't you have the self awareness to see that you're being paranoid?
What paranoid things have you seen me saying? I don't think anyone/ anything is after me, I'm just aware of how infested we are with a spiritual parasite.
Do you think you're fucking Neo, or Jesus Christ?
No and no. If I had to pick a fictional role model, it'd be the Muad'dib.
Which is more likely? That you're the center of some vast conspiracy ran by demons? Or, that you're experiencing a psychotic break from reality?
Neither of these things is likely at all. Neither is true. I'm playing god's game; we're all in the 'demon conspiracy'.
If so, why is there so much suffering in the world? Why did God create those wasps that lay eggs in caterpillars that eat them alive?
If God is all knowing, and all powerful, why do you think demons exist? Wouldn't an all loving, all knowing, all powerful creator know better than to create some sort of fucked up malevolent being?
I always thought the Gnostics were on to something. The god of the material world, which they called the Demiurge, lacked the perfection of the creator of the spiritual universe.
Nope. I believe in god, the force that made us something instead of nothing. The 'God' featured in le holy bible is a fictional character.
If so, why is there so much suffering in the world?
Because we slowly but surely allowed ourselves to be deceived by Evil. This existence is our test.
If God is all knowing, and all powerful, why do you think demons exist? Wouldn't an all loving, all knowing, all powerful creator know better than to create some sort of fucked up malevolent being?
Without Evil, man could not be. Our universe is one of balance. We (us actual-humans) are the balance between the Infinite Love of our creator and the Evil that exists in this reality.
I always thought the Gnostics were on to something.
Hey hey, I'm a gnostic! Thanks!
Also, do you believe in Jesus?
I believe Jesus was an entity that came back to this reality (according to the Law of One to help us with our spiritual development.
I also believe every religion that prays in his name has missed his most important of lessons: Don't make an idol of me.
Nice try but too obvious. There's a certain edge to these sorts of crazies that you just didn't match. You tried to make it too logical, but you needed to add stuff like "and for the reason that 39 is a variant of the Sigma Codex as described by Elroy Grunderson, you can be certain to encounter demons at the mall especially". Man you guys suck, at just everything you do.
Didn't you know? Shills try to discredit our community by posting bullshit theories like we all believe them, in this case that anyone who disagrees is a demon, but whoever wrote this one failed to capture the essence of a real crazy person.
When there is genuine brigading we want to know about it, but all this crying wolf because of a couple of downvotes is reaching epidemic proportions and it's not helpful.
The guy Podesta is talking to, Elmendorf, big time lobbyist and Monsanto guy. Ranked as one of the most powerful on capitol hill. Someone in the know, and someone every day Americans should be aware of.
Wait - wasn't Monsanto mentioned in that one anon FBI response on /pol/ in relation to Scalia's death? Anyone have a link to it? It's not really something I saved.
Wetwork is a euphemism for murder or assassination, alluding to spilling blood. The expression "wet work", as well as the similar "wet job", "wet affair", or "wet operation", are all calques of the euphemism used by the KGB for such activities, mokroye delo (wet dealings).[1] These operations are reputed to have been handled at the KGB by Spetsbureau 13, colorfully known as the "Department of wet affairs" (Otdel mokrykh del).[2][3]
The Russian expression "wet job" (мокрое дело) can be traced to at least the 19th century[4][5] from Russian criminal slang (fenya, muzyka) and originally meant robbery that involved murder, i.e., spilling blood.
A slippery slope. A government official says or does something illegal or immoral. Then, more officials do it. Repeadtly. Kinda like one kid being allowed to eat cake so the other thinks that means them too. Something like Watergate is the aftermath of a slippery slope
Because the only time I've heard the term used was to refer to a military operation involving target assassination, or a mission that is likely to accumulate a large body count.
Didn't think wet works meant pool parties at the Vineyard.
This sentence appears alone, without context. Elmendorf's email contains nothing else. It's sensible to assume that this is a reply.
Here, Elmendorf is stating that he is aware of the nature of the "wet works" which are to occur, and verifying that he and Podesta both know it. "Wet works" had already been entered into the context of the discussion, probably by Podesta, who may have then asked for confirmation from Elmendorf that he understood the meaning.
Elmendorf is making clear that he understands that the "wet works" to come are not "pool parties at the Vineyard". Whether or not Podesta and Elmendorf have engaged in pool parties at a vineyard together is not important. Maybe they move in circles where pool parties at a vineyard are common. The meaning in Elmendorf's message is that he is aware that what is coming on the "bad night" in question is not "fun and games", but rather serious business.
Podesta replies to Elmendorf's acknowledgement with:
I am all in
Sounds like it will be a bad nite , we all need to buckle up and double down
Podesta here acknowledges that he is aware of the serious nature of the upcoming event.
spot on. It's a reply to a previous conversation where the term was used. He was stating "yes I know what it means and it doesn't mean "pool parties at the Vineyard"
the word "meant" is past tense in that sentence showing it's a reply to a previous convo.
Is he saying that he's confirming that wet works are not something to do with getting wet/being in a pool but is instead the covert term that we are all thinking it means, i.e. to murder someone/take someone out.
It really sucks that this isn't getting any second glances from the mainstream media. Maybe we need to create T-shirts and go to some rallies. No shit guys. If anything, surely the anons in the cities these fucks visit can put on something that points people to this Wikileak.
So if we think logically, then Podesta is discussing operational planning of the assassination of a Supreme Court justice over his email? Why, that's completely illogical!
hey guys, i got my tinfoil hat on here
so i was interested in the
"pool parties"
so i went into wikileaks and nothing, so "vineyard" was a hit, nothing special, just mentioned marthas vineyard.... okay so go with me here, get your hats too!
so, i googled marthas vineyard pool party (do it too! its fun!) and got a hit on Malia (obamas kid) getting into trouble at a party there....
i was like okay, thats cool but it was in august, lets see if i can glean anything from the article anyways..
turns out obama has a summer retreat in marthas vineyard
pool parties?!?!
actually though, this guy could be saying to the other, "who woulda thought we would be pool partying with the president cause of this?" marthas vineyard mansion
If you read the preceding email, it makes sense that podesta is making a pun, a joke, in reference to the term bed-wetter. This is a distraction, probably planted by CTR to make us look stupid.
Sometimes wet works means assassination and sometimes pool party at the vineyard means hanging out with a bunch of rich ducks shooting quail. But interesting enough- Scalia supposedly died in his bed. A bed-wetter?
Wet works at the pool party. All puns, coded speak for their blood sacrifices.
Your test is lunacy, man. Don't you have the self awareness to see that you're being paranoid? You have delusions of grandeur and delusions of persecution. No one is after you. I mean, who do you think you are? Do you think you're fucking Neo, or Jesus Christ? Newsflash: There are lunatic asylums full of people like you. Some of them think aliens are after them, and they truly believe it, to the same degree that you do. Some of them think the government is spying on them. Your thing is that you think demons are after you.
It's sad to see someone descend into madness. I got love for my fellow man. It's pathetic that I have to pepper in all the right answers to your insane witch hunt test designed to prove that everyone who disagrees with you is a demon.
Which is more likely? That you're the center of some vast conspiracy ran by demons? Or, that you're experiencing a psychotic break from reality?
When one of your criteria for someone being a demon is them telling you to get some help, you're just going to create an echo chamber of lunatics. You keep going down this road, you're gonna wind up in the looney bin.
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60 YourMomsaHoax 2016-10-13
The only time I've heard the phrase wet work it meant contract killing. This message may be code.
5 publicpretender69 2016-10-13
I had never heard of this before but apparently it's in urban dictionary, Wikipedia and it's autosuggested by Google as a definition
2 Callioperising 2016-10-13
Is there any more context to this message? Is the email that it's a reply to available?
39 Tha_Dude_Abidez 2016-10-13
It is absolutely amazing to me how quickly things get downvoted
29 [deleted] 2016-10-13
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16 Tha_Dude_Abidez 2016-10-13
Yep, proven time and time again.
2 Sabremesh 2016-10-13
Removed & warning. Rule 10.
9 chrisolivertimes 2016-10-13
Demons run amok on the internet and vote/ reply far faster than any human could. Also:
3 Tha_Dude_Abidez 2016-10-13
Jesus man. I can't tell you how much I'm hoping you're half crazy. Regardless, you spent alot of time on this. Great dedication!
4 chrisolivertimes 2016-10-13
It's all true, my good man. At least, to the best of my knowledge.
The good news? It's all a fear-deception and nothing to worry about. Only what you fear can hurt you.
5 Grifter42 2016-10-13
Dude, you're a bit nuts, you know that? Also, I'm a human.
1 chrisolivertimes 2016-10-13
Are you completely human?
1 Grifter42 2016-10-13
I'm completely human.
1 chrisolivertimes 2016-10-13
And yet you have the same 'advice' as the demons. Funny how that works.
2 Grifter42 2016-10-13
Your test is lunacy, man. Don't you have the self awareness to see that you're being paranoid? You have delusions of grandeur and delusions of persecution. No one is after you. I mean, who do you think you are? Do you think you're fucking Neo, or Jesus Christ? Newsflash: There are lunatic asylums full of people like you. Some of them think aliens are after them, and they truly believe it, to the same degree that you do. Some of them think the government is spying on them. Your thing is that you think demons are after you.
It's sad to see someone descend into madness. I got love for my fellow man. It's pathetic that I have to pepper in all the right answers to your insane witch hunt test designed to prove that everyone who disagrees with you is a demon.
Which is more likely? That you're the center of some vast conspiracy ran by demons? Or, that you're experiencing a psychotic break from reality?
When one of your criteria for someone being a demon is them telling you to get some help, you're just going to create an echo chamber of lunatics. You keep going down this road, you're gonna wind up in the looney bin.
1 chrisolivertimes 2016-10-13
What paranoid things have you seen me saying? I don't think anyone/ anything is after me, I'm just aware of how infested we are with a spiritual parasite.
No and no. If I had to pick a fictional role model, it'd be the Muad'dib.
Neither of these things is likely at all. Neither is true. I'm playing god's game; we're all in the 'demon conspiracy'.
1 Grifter42 2016-10-13
You believe in God?
Which one? The Christian one?
If so, why is there so much suffering in the world? Why did God create those wasps that lay eggs in caterpillars that eat them alive?
If God is all knowing, and all powerful, why do you think demons exist? Wouldn't an all loving, all knowing, all powerful creator know better than to create some sort of fucked up malevolent being?
I always thought the Gnostics were on to something. The god of the material world, which they called the Demiurge, lacked the perfection of the creator of the spiritual universe.
Also, do you believe in Jesus?
1 chrisolivertimes 2016-10-13
Nope. I believe in god, the force that made us something instead of nothing. The 'God' featured in le holy bible is a fictional character.
Because we slowly but surely allowed ourselves to be deceived by Evil. This existence is our test.
Without Evil, man could not be. Our universe is one of balance. We (us actual-humans) are the balance between the Infinite Love of our creator and the Evil that exists in this reality.
Hey hey, I'm a gnostic! Thanks!
I believe Jesus was an entity that came back to this reality (according to the Law of One to help us with our spiritual development.
I also believe every religion that prays in his name has missed his most important of lessons: Don't make an idol of me.
3 Tha_Dude_Abidez 2016-10-13
Well then to be completely honest, I'm golden man. I'm not one that fears much.
2 chrisolivertimes 2016-10-13
March on, quirky soldier.
2 Tha_Dude_Abidez 2016-10-13
You too my friend!
Edit: added this:
"The people you meet who're friendly and welcoming? Human."
That would be me dude :)
-1 Ferfrendongles 2016-10-13
Nice try but too obvious. There's a certain edge to these sorts of crazies that you just didn't match. You tried to make it too logical, but you needed to add stuff like "and for the reason that 39 is a variant of the Sigma Codex as described by Elroy Grunderson, you can be certain to encounter demons at the mall especially". Man you guys suck, at just everything you do.
2 1tepa1 2016-10-13
What are you rambling about?
2 Ferfrendongles 2016-10-13
Didn't you know? Shills try to discredit our community by posting bullshit theories like we all believe them, in this case that anyone who disagrees is a demon, but whoever wrote this one failed to capture the essence of a real crazy person.
4 Patzer111 2016-10-13
You wanna get downvotes fast? Go to /r/writing and say negative things about TS Eliot. Woo boy, they don't take kindly to that...
1 Sabremesh 2016-10-13
That's a pretty misguided comment, seeing as your post has a 96% upvote rate.
2 Tha_Dude_Abidez 2016-10-13
Yeah, it's risen now but when I first posted this it was downvoted tremendously twice.
2 Sabremesh 2016-10-13
When there is genuine brigading we want to know about it, but all this crying wolf because of a couple of downvotes is reaching epidemic proportions and it's not helpful.
13 ermahgerddon 2016-10-13
Watch Kay Griggs videos. It's covert military term for killing, but without the 's'.
6 perfect_pickles 2016-10-13
the s is likely somebody not 100% up on covert lingo.
or PLURAL as in a series of planned 'accidental' and 'natural' deaths...
Rich, Lucas, Scalia and the others.
the Godmother wished it and Podesta Elmendorf and Brock obliged.
2 Conspiranut 2016-10-13
link?
4 ermahgerddon 2016-10-13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8ly0c0_Rnk
The interview is about 8 hours long, but she talks about it at least a couple of times.
2 Conspiranut 2016-10-13
Thank you
4 ermahgerddon 2016-10-13
No problem.
11 Putin_loves_cats 2016-10-13
I think there definitely might be something to it, and it needs to be looked into further. This thread is looking for info on the Judge who declared Scalia dead without seeing the body - over the phone: https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/57cscf/does_anyone_know_anything_about_cinderela_guevara/. She's a ghost, could be a spook.
11 andredawson 2016-10-13
It's right there on Wikipedia.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetwork
11 thetruthhurts2016 2016-10-13
Anyone else remember about Nixon's "Plumbers" who "fixed leaks"
Re: Watergate, Kennedy's Assassination , Jack Ruby.
2 HAESisAMyth 2016-10-13
I'd never heard of "Nixon's Plumbers", but it does roll off the tongue nicely...
More/sources?
4 thetruthhurts2016 2016-10-13
http://forbiddenjoy.com/plumbers.htm
They have also been referred to as "The Whitehouse Plumbers. " https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Plumbers
10 amoebassassian 2016-10-13
It's used every few days if you're a corrupt government official!
8 Beneficial1 2016-10-13
The guy Podesta is talking to, Elmendorf, big time lobbyist and Monsanto guy. Ranked as one of the most powerful on capitol hill. Someone in the know, and someone every day Americans should be aware of.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gail-sullivan/steve-elmendorf-monsanto_b_7724814.html
3 c0nsp1ratard 2016-10-13
wasnt there a monsanto related case before the court?
3 vivling 2016-10-13
Wait - wasn't Monsanto mentioned in that one anon FBI response on /pol/ in relation to Scalia's death? Anyone have a link to it? It's not really something I saved.
2 RooLoL 2016-10-13
Thank you.
6 sydewayzsoundz 2016-10-13
It means exactly what it's supposed to mean...Remember they never did an autopsy....
6 Tha_Dude_Abidez 2016-10-13
And here comes the second wave of downvoting
5 SirSirob 2016-10-13
Reminds me of the scene in Horrible Bosses
5 nut_conspiracy_nut 2016-10-13
Perhaps they allude to [NSFW] /r/gonewild ?
Or ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetwork
Wetwork is a euphemism for murder or assassination, alluding to spilling blood. The expression "wet work", as well as the similar "wet job", "wet affair", or "wet operation", are all calques of the euphemism used by the KGB for such activities, mokroye delo (wet dealings).[1] These operations are reputed to have been handled at the KGB by Spetsbureau 13, colorfully known as the "Department of wet affairs" (Otdel mokrykh del).[2][3]
The Russian expression "wet job" (мокрое дело) can be traced to at least the 19th century[4][5] from Russian criminal slang (fenya, muzyka) and originally meant robbery that involved murder, i.e., spilling blood.
5 jimmyb207 2016-10-13
Kind of like Larry Silverstein's "Pull it". It's really only used in specific "industries". They think people are stupid.
4 TheScrubjay__ 2016-10-13
Slippery slope
2 Tha_Dude_Abidez 2016-10-13
What do you mean man?
2 TheScrubjay__ 2016-10-13
A slippery slope. A government official says or does something illegal or immoral. Then, more officials do it. Repeadtly. Kinda like one kid being allowed to eat cake so the other thinks that means them too. Something like Watergate is the aftermath of a slippery slope
3 Chasingtheimprobable 2016-10-13
I thought wet-works was cia soeak for assassinations
3 0ccidentalist 2016-10-13
This podcast from 1998 cites the only usage of "wet works" in its usual context. It refers to a clandestine political assassination:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggazSsQpTFE
3 avohec 2016-10-13
Assassination. I'm not a storm trooper, the Jedi mind trick doesn't work on me. I'm not "confused" on what the term "wet work" means.
3 zotakul 2016-10-13
We sometimes use the phrase at work, in my steel making plant. But i doubt hes doing any sort in quench tanks.
2 [deleted] 2016-10-13
https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=%22Wet+works%22&case_insensitive=on&year_start=1800&year_end=2008&corpus=15&smoothing=3&share=&direct_url=
Google maybe erased it. Or it isn't a term in any book they scanned.
2 NZ_NZ 2016-10-13
"wet" means blood AFAIK. the term was originally used by thugs and assassins to describe a type of job involving murdering people?
2 Blake7160 2016-10-13
Are you asking what it means, OP?
Because the only time I've heard the term used was to refer to a military operation involving target assassination, or a mission that is likely to accumulate a large body count.
2 pompitous_of_love 2016-10-13
This sentence appears alone, without context. Elmendorf's email contains nothing else. It's sensible to assume that this is a reply.
Here, Elmendorf is stating that he is aware of the nature of the "wet works" which are to occur, and verifying that he and Podesta both know it. "Wet works" had already been entered into the context of the discussion, probably by Podesta, who may have then asked for confirmation from Elmendorf that he understood the meaning.
Elmendorf is making clear that he understands that the "wet works" to come are not "pool parties at the Vineyard". Whether or not Podesta and Elmendorf have engaged in pool parties at a vineyard together is not important. Maybe they move in circles where pool parties at a vineyard are common. The meaning in Elmendorf's message is that he is aware that what is coming on the "bad night" in question is not "fun and games", but rather serious business.
Podesta replies to Elmendorf's acknowledgement with:
Podesta here acknowledges that he is aware of the serious nature of the upcoming event.
Three days later, Scalia was dead.
2 Sumner67 2016-10-13
spot on. It's a reply to a previous conversation where the term was used. He was stating "yes I know what it means and it doesn't mean "pool parties at the Vineyard"
the word "meant" is past tense in that sentence showing it's a reply to a previous convo.
2 dutchbob1 2016-10-13
mokroye delo (Russian for 'wet jobs', meaning KGB-murder) was used in many cold war stories, books, movies and newspapers as far back as the 1980's.
It became quite popular for a while after the 'umbrella with poisoned tip'-murder of Georgi Markov in 1978
2 satisfyinghump 2016-10-13
Is he saying that he's confirming that wet works are not something to do with getting wet/being in a pool but is instead the covert term that we are all thinking it means, i.e. to murder someone/take someone out.
1 FormerSuperstar 2016-10-13
They are talking about the primary where Bernie murdered Hillary.
Hence the previous email where he mentions bedwetters, or the people who were afraid Hillary was losing.
http://www.independent.ie/opinion/comment/clintons-try-to-calm-bedwetters-as-hillary-maintains-her-lead-31478985.html
1 Tha_Dude_Abidez 2016-10-13
It really sucks that this isn't getting any second glances from the mainstream media. Maybe we need to create T-shirts and go to some rallies. No shit guys. If anything, surely the anons in the cities these fucks visit can put on something that points people to this Wikileak.
0 BottomlessPete 2016-10-13
So if we think logically, then Podesta is discussing operational planning of the assassination of a Supreme Court justice over his email? Why, that's completely illogical!
-1 jamisonglory 2016-10-13
hey guys, i got my tinfoil hat on here
so i was interested in the
"pool parties"
so i went into wikileaks and nothing, so "vineyard" was a hit, nothing special, just mentioned marthas vineyard.... okay so go with me here, get your hats too!
so, i googled marthas vineyard pool party (do it too! its fun!) and got a hit on Malia (obamas kid) getting into trouble at a party there....
i was like okay, thats cool but it was in august, lets see if i can glean anything from the article anyways..
turns out obama has a summer retreat in marthas vineyard
pool parties?!?!
actually though, this guy could be saying to the other, "who woulda thought we would be pool partying with the president cause of this?"
marthas vineyard mansion
-5 thxll38 2016-10-13
Wet works may be referring to the computer chip in Clinton's brain or the chips preventing her from stroking out
-7 SloppySniper 2016-10-13
If you read the preceding email, it makes sense that podesta is making a pun, a joke, in reference to the term bed-wetter. This is a distraction, probably planted by CTR to make us look stupid.
7 kingofthemonsters 2016-10-13
...is exactly what someone who works for CTR would say!
4 HAESisAMyth 2016-10-13
Link to the preceding email?
2 Beneficial1 2016-10-13
Sometimes wet works means assassination and sometimes pool party at the vineyard means hanging out with a bunch of rich ducks shooting quail. But interesting enough- Scalia supposedly died in his bed. A bed-wetter?
Wet works at the pool party. All puns, coded speak for their blood sacrifices.
-2 SloppySniper 2016-10-13
You have to read the email that precedes it. Do some digging.
3 jamisonglory 2016-10-13
theres no email preceding that, itd be relatively easy for you to win the argument with a link
3 Tha_Dude_Abidez 2016-10-13
Link to the email you're referencing?
0 SloppySniper 2016-10-13
I don't know how to search it. It's out there. The guy talks about bed-wetters, meaning weak supporters.
-13 Meigou_pengyou 2016-10-13
What?
I got wet at work today.
Shrug.
1 Not_Joking 2016-10-13
Yes, but you are an assassin.
1 Grifter42 2016-10-13
I'm completely human.
2 Grifter42 2016-10-13
Your test is lunacy, man. Don't you have the self awareness to see that you're being paranoid? You have delusions of grandeur and delusions of persecution. No one is after you. I mean, who do you think you are? Do you think you're fucking Neo, or Jesus Christ? Newsflash: There are lunatic asylums full of people like you. Some of them think aliens are after them, and they truly believe it, to the same degree that you do. Some of them think the government is spying on them. Your thing is that you think demons are after you.
It's sad to see someone descend into madness. I got love for my fellow man. It's pathetic that I have to pepper in all the right answers to your insane witch hunt test designed to prove that everyone who disagrees with you is a demon.
Which is more likely? That you're the center of some vast conspiracy ran by demons? Or, that you're experiencing a psychotic break from reality?
When one of your criteria for someone being a demon is them telling you to get some help, you're just going to create an echo chamber of lunatics. You keep going down this road, you're gonna wind up in the looney bin.