Do not let them call this thing something cute like "PizzaGate" or it will disappear from the public consciousness. Call it SatanGate. Or PedoGate. Something with teeth.

415  2016-11-08 by wile_e_chicken

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I got a good one. Government officials like to fuck little kids. Lets call it what it is

GovernmentOfficialsLikeToFuckLittleKidsGate

It could work.

Its official, spread it.

It's already been spreading. We're trying to STOP IT

That's got my vote.

Carlin would appreciate this name.

I was watching Dogma the other day and it hit me like a ton of bricks... I wonder how different this all could have been if George Carlin was here to talk about it. He would have been the voice of truth and reason in all of this.

I think he would just be nodding along like.. yea fuck finally it's out!

This!

Call a fucking spade a goddamn a spade.

Call the child fuckers child fuckers. That's what they are - child fuckers.

and murderers

THIS. Let's put an end to these sick fucks, and PC culture simultaneously.

Avoid the word "gate" at all costs. The Pedosta Pedophilia Scandal.

It needs to be catchy and easy to say.

Podesta the Molesta

The Pedophile Code

You're right. I was thinking hillary Clinton email scandal stayed largely in focus more than any 'gate' did, but this is too important to let the ball drop.

Shadow government sex slave scandal?

Or, the PePe scandal for short. Of course his name is Podesta, not Pedosta, so maybe the PoPe Scandal?

Pedosta fits just fine

Pedostagate

/r/pedosgate - open for business.

have at it! :)

He said pedostagate

good one. i think it should stick.

Having "Pizza" in it means people can get red pilled immediately at a random meal. Those other words are abrasive and already carry connotations.

Cheese Pizza > CP > Child Porn Popular acronym for Child Porn

"Honey, this steak i-" O.O

The last straw. These people would be jumping up and down to clarify if these strange emails and connections were something other than what it currently appears to be. Their silence is deafening. The disinfo reaction is obvious. Press and law enforcement inaction will soon be criminal.

We gotta get through that mind maze to them. It's like a chess match vs satan.

From 8ch:

putting this all together, its really starting to spark my synapses and activate my almonds. if we are fallen angels and they are demons who love sex, blood, animals, and darkness, does that mean we are angels who love purity, cleanliness, plants, and light? mfw anarchist fags and vegans were right all along.

The change is beautiful. Feel like sex 100% of the time.

Open up to God. He will show you your wronging and you will learn from you mistakes and become wise. You will repent and ask for forgiveness.

Been talking to God and it's pretty awesome. Open up to love compassion and unity!!

I disagree. Standard PR is to react only to people with higher celebrity than yourself. Otherwise your reaction is granting your celebrity to your attackers.

Pedo-Files

To be honest, PizzaGate is perfect. It draws in attention because people love pizza.

The shock of the redpill will consume the souls of those thinking it was merely about pizza. It's powerful IMO.

No, it's cute. The media will obfuscate it with some bullshit story about pizza. This shit is not cute.

You're too late, they already started /r/pizzagate for this very purpose. It's already growing.

Dammit. How do I compete with an organized team like that?

dude, I've seen you aroynd the sub, I work a slow job at night... I will help you out. I think the goap then needs to be making the pizza really stick in people's crawsbor to develop a better sub with a better catchier name...

/r/pedopoachers?

No need to worry guys! The corrupted media has to cover it for it to be any type of gate. Word is they will print an expose the 2nd Tuesday of next week.

You mean this friday at 1800? Literally the worst best time to cover a news story you dont want out is early evening on a long weekend.

also, any sane, vaguely-human person caught up in this would be expressing public disgust and disavowing the sick fucks. instead, notice the misdirection and "its just art!" and distraction and SQUIRREL! .. the guilty need you to look somewhere else, long enough to get away with something.

can you imagine Bernie or even Trump? they'd be screaming at the top of their lungs that a bunch of sick fucks are seeing something that isn't there. instead, we see a bunch of squirming evasiveness and stoney silence.

Hipster pedofilez be like "DAMMIT I LIKED PIZZA BEFORE THEY ALL KNEW WHAT IT MEANT!"

lol

/r/SatanGate open for business.

rapegate?

If you're researching the pedo ring, head to /r/Operation_Berenstain. Let's consolidate.

"Pedoghazi".

Or stop affixing "gate" to everything

ClintonCult

PodestaPizzaParty

BringDownTheRing

OpBerenstain

SpiritCookers

Pedosta

stopfuckingkids coalition.

#stoprapingkids

stopabductingrapingtorturingkillingandeatingbabies#

Pedoroni pizza

PizzaGate is fine. People will look into it. The others they won't.

It's already been used at least twice previously. If anything pizzagate will muddle the conversation.

pedogate

Ret. FBI Head, Ted Gunderson called it International Child Trafficking & the CIA but that did not work out well.

How about no -gate or hashtag? Maybe then, people wont assume they can forget about it in two weeks

Traitorgate

G.R.O.P.E Governments Rape Our Pre-pubertal Efficiently

R/Sarcasm

Pure crazy has been reached.

LOL for thinking this will get covered at all !!!

I remember when #pizzagate was mostly #GamerGate supporters shitposting about how appropriate pineapples are as a pizza topping on Twitter.

This is far darker....

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Smh

Im still sticking with "Wienergate" kinda multi-purpose

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It's very funny

The situation is not funny no. But calling it "Wienergate" is pretty darn funny. I been calling it Wienergate since before everyone blew up on the Pedophile ring so im not gonna stop now. Honestly people have been calling the Pedo ring for decades now, idk how it is suddenly so shocking like we uncovered a huge secret.....

Google "pentagram pizza" and tab to images. Sure are a shitload of Satanists obsessed with pizza imagery, to the point they tattoo it and put it on t-shirts.

Hillarys legacy- Bribery and pedophilia. I can't believe people are voting for this witch

/r/ThePedoFile
It's been around for a year already...

Pedosta sure likes his pizza https://imgur.com/gallery/bqiRt

PedoGate. People will write it off as crazy 80's-like paranoia. Don't bring religion into it. Let that shit come out during the trials.

You could be right. /r/pedogate created

subscribers: 1

Honestly the name doesn't matter.

Bullshit.

Yes it does. Marketing is everything. Marketing=Propaganda. Watergate was so dope they've been trying to emulate that for years. Pentagon Papers? Flows off the tongue great. So does WikiLeaks. These names are chosen for a reason.