Do not let them call this thing something cute like "PizzaGate" or it will disappear from the public consciousness. Call it SatanGate. Or PedoGate. Something with teeth.
I was watching Dogma the other day and it hit me like a ton of bricks... I wonder how different this all could have been if George Carlin was here to talk about it. He would have been the voice of truth and reason in all of this.
You're right. I was thinking hillary Clinton email scandal stayed largely in focus more than any 'gate' did, but this is too important to let the ball drop.
The last straw. These people would be jumping up and down to clarify if these strange emails and connections were something other than what it currently appears to be. Their silence is deafening. The disinfo reaction is obvious. Press and law enforcement inaction will soon be criminal.
putting this all together, its really starting to spark my synapses and activate my almonds. if we are fallen angels and they are demons who love sex, blood, animals, and darkness, does that mean we are angels who love purity, cleanliness, plants, and light? mfw anarchist fags and vegans were right all along.
I disagree. Standard PR is to react only to people with higher celebrity than yourself. Otherwise your reaction is granting your celebrity to your attackers.
dude, I've seen you aroynd the sub, I work a slow job at night... I will help you out. I think the goap then needs to be making the pizza really stick in people's crawsbor to develop a better sub with a better catchier name...
No need to worry guys! The corrupted media has to cover it for it to be any type of gate. Word is they will print an expose the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
also, any sane, vaguely-human person caught up in this would be expressing public disgust and disavowing the sick fucks. instead, notice the misdirection and "its just art!" and distraction and SQUIRREL! .. the guilty need you to look somewhere else, long enough to get away with something.
can you imagine Bernie or even Trump? they'd be screaming at the top of their lungs that a bunch of sick fucks are seeing something that isn't there. instead, we see a bunch of squirming evasiveness and stoney silence.
The situation is not funny no. But calling it "Wienergate" is pretty darn funny. I been calling it Wienergate since before everyone blew up on the Pedophile ring so im not gonna stop now. Honestly people have been calling the Pedo ring for decades now, idk how it is suddenly so shocking like we uncovered a huge secret.....
Google "pentagram pizza" and tab to images. Sure are a shitload of Satanists obsessed with pizza imagery, to the point they tattoo it and put it on t-shirts.
Yes it does. Marketing is everything. Marketing=Propaganda. Watergate was so dope they've been trying to emulate that for years. Pentagon Papers? Flows off the tongue great. So does WikiLeaks. These names are chosen for a reason.
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65 101101101101101000 2016-11-08
I got a good one. Government officials like to fuck little kids. Lets call it what it is
41 wile_e_chicken 2016-11-08
GovernmentOfficialsLikeToFuckLittleKidsGate
It could work.
10 101101101101101000 2016-11-08
Its official, spread it.
11 g3374r2d2 2016-11-08
It's already been spreading. We're trying to STOP IT
5 no1113 2016-11-08
That's got my vote.
3 humpi 2016-11-08
Carlin would appreciate this name.
1 IAmLindsayLohan 2016-11-08
I was watching Dogma the other day and it hit me like a ton of bricks... I wonder how different this all could have been if George Carlin was here to talk about it. He would have been the voice of truth and reason in all of this.
1 Notashillll 2016-11-08
I think he would just be nodding along like.. yea fuck finally it's out!
3 gammavice 2016-11-08
This!
Call a fucking spade a goddamn a spade.
Call the child fuckers child fuckers. That's what they are - child fuckers.
3 Notashillll 2016-11-08
and murderers
2 thetruthhurts2016 2016-11-08
THIS. Let's put an end to these sick fucks, and PC culture simultaneously.
52 jonnywut 2016-11-08
Avoid the word "gate" at all costs. The Pedosta Pedophilia Scandal.
2 _READ_THE_BOOK_ 2016-11-08
It needs to be catchy and easy to say.
25 aohare94 2016-11-08
Podesta the Molesta
9 jonnywut 2016-11-08
The Pedophile Code
3 jonnywut 2016-11-08
You're right. I was thinking hillary Clinton email scandal stayed largely in focus more than any 'gate' did, but this is too important to let the ball drop.
Shadow government sex slave scandal?
0 XavierSimmons 2016-11-08
Or, the PePe scandal for short. Of course his name is Podesta, not Pedosta, so maybe the PoPe Scandal?
1 jonnywut 2016-11-08
Pedosta fits just fine
12 phishyreefer 2016-11-08
Pedostagate
4 sheasie 2016-11-08
/r/pedosgate - open for business.
have at it! :)
7 quixoticme1 2016-11-08
He said pedostagate
3 nottheoretical 2016-11-08
good one. i think it should stick.
12 SadMemberBerries 2016-11-08
Having "Pizza" in it means people can get red pilled immediately at a random meal. Those other words are abrasive and already carry connotations.
5 neinteeneightynein 2016-11-08
Cheese Pizza > CP > Child Porn Popular acronym for Child Porn
3 Dixnorkel 2016-11-08
"Honey, this steak i-" O.O
9 four_leaf_tayback 2016-11-08
The last straw. These people would be jumping up and down to clarify if these strange emails and connections were something other than what it currently appears to be. Their silence is deafening. The disinfo reaction is obvious. Press and law enforcement inaction will soon be criminal.
10 wile_e_chicken 2016-11-08
We gotta get through that mind maze to them. It's like a chess match vs satan.
From 8ch:
1 wowwaowow 2016-11-08
The change is beautiful. Feel like sex 100% of the time.
Open up to God. He will show you your wronging and you will learn from you mistakes and become wise. You will repent and ask for forgiveness.
Been talking to God and it's pretty awesome. Open up to love compassion and unity!!
2 jonnywut 2016-11-08
I disagree. Standard PR is to react only to people with higher celebrity than yourself. Otherwise your reaction is granting your celebrity to your attackers.
9 SafetyDaily101 2016-11-08
Pedo-Files
7 acosmicbreath 2016-11-08
To be honest, PizzaGate is perfect. It draws in attention because people love pizza.
The shock of the redpill will consume the souls of those thinking it was merely about pizza. It's powerful IMO.
7 wile_e_chicken 2016-11-08
No, it's cute. The media will obfuscate it with some bullshit story about pizza. This shit is not cute.
3 Grabherbythetendies 2016-11-08
You're too late, they already started /r/pizzagate for this very purpose. It's already growing.
3 wile_e_chicken 2016-11-08
Dammit. How do I compete with an organized team like that?
3 RecklessRatRedditor 2016-11-08
dude, I've seen you aroynd the sub, I work a slow job at night... I will help you out. I think the goap then needs to be making the pizza really stick in people's crawsbor to develop a better sub with a better catchier name...
/r/pedopoachers?
7 Phinigma 2016-11-08
No need to worry guys! The corrupted media has to cover it for it to be any type of gate. Word is they will print an expose the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
2 ThatSodomite 2016-11-08
You mean this friday at 1800? Literally the
worstbest time to cover a news story you dont want out is early evening on a long weekend.7 martini-meow 2016-11-08
also, any sane, vaguely-human person caught up in this would be expressing public disgust and disavowing the sick fucks. instead, notice the misdirection and "its just art!" and distraction and SQUIRREL! .. the guilty need you to look somewhere else, long enough to get away with something.
can you imagine Bernie or even Trump? they'd be screaming at the top of their lungs that a bunch of sick fucks are seeing something that isn't there. instead, we see a bunch of squirming evasiveness and stoney silence.
5 thesarl 2016-11-08
#SaveTheChildren
4 g3374r2d2 2016-11-08
Hipster pedofilez be like "DAMMIT I LIKED PIZZA BEFORE THEY ALL KNEW WHAT IT MEANT!"
2 dextromaxhbr 2016-11-08
lol
3 wile_e_chicken 2016-11-08
/r/SatanGate open for business.
3 martini-meow 2016-11-08
rapegate?
3 klorptar 2016-11-08
If you're researching the pedo ring, head to /r/Operation_Berenstain. Let's consolidate.
3 TerryOller 2016-11-08
"Pedoghazi".
2 Just_us_trees_here 2016-11-08
Or stop affixing "gate" to everything
2 [deleted] 2016-11-08
ClintonCult
PodestaPizzaParty
BringDownTheRing
OpBerenstain
SpiritCookers
Pedosta
2 zordi 2016-11-08
stopfuckingkids coalition.
3 wile_e_chicken 2016-11-08
#stoprapingkids
2 whatsreallygoingon 2016-11-08
stopabductingrapingtorturingkillingandeatingbabies#
1 peanutwrath66 2016-11-08
Pedoroni pizza
1 Orangutan 2016-11-08
PizzaGate is fine. People will look into it. The others they won't.
0 s69-5 2016-11-08
It's already been used at least twice previously. If anything pizzagate will muddle the conversation.
1 crunchybuds 2016-11-08
pedogate
1 humpi 2016-11-08
Ret. FBI Head, Ted Gunderson called it International Child Trafficking & the CIA but that did not work out well.
1 Dixnorkel 2016-11-08
How about no -gate or hashtag? Maybe then, people wont assume they can forget about it in two weeks
1 brxn 2016-11-08
Traitorgate
1 thetruthhurts2016 2016-11-08
G.R.O.P.E Governments Rape Our Pre-pubertal Efficiently
R/Sarcasm
1 Evilmeevilyou 2016-11-08
Pure crazy has been reached.
1 lostfuture1 2016-11-08
LOL for thinking this will get covered at all !!!
1 s69-5 2016-11-08
I remember when #pizzagate was mostly #GamerGate supporters shitposting about how appropriate pineapples are as a pizza topping on Twitter.
This is far darker....
0 [deleted] 2016-11-08
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1 four_leaf_tayback 2016-11-08
Smh
0 [deleted] 2016-11-08
Im still sticking with "Wienergate" kinda multi-purpose
-3 [deleted] 2016-11-08
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4 Lord_Guardian 2016-11-08
It's very funny
0 [deleted] 2016-11-08
The situation is not funny no. But calling it "Wienergate" is pretty darn funny. I been calling it Wienergate since before everyone blew up on the Pedophile ring so im not gonna stop now. Honestly people have been calling the Pedo ring for decades now, idk how it is suddenly so shocking like we uncovered a huge secret.....
0 PilsnerAlesson 2016-11-08
Google "pentagram pizza" and tab to images. Sure are a shitload of Satanists obsessed with pizza imagery, to the point they tattoo it and put it on t-shirts.
0 ILoveJuices 2016-11-08
Hillarys legacy- Bribery and pedophilia. I can't believe people are voting for this witch
0 Notashillll 2016-11-08
/r/ThePedoFile
It's been around for a year already...
-1 random-beard-man 2016-11-08
Pedosta sure likes his pizza https://imgur.com/gallery/bqiRt
-2 JohnCarpenterLives 2016-11-08
PedoGate. People will write it off as crazy 80's-like paranoia. Don't bring religion into it. Let that shit come out during the trials.
0 wile_e_chicken 2016-11-08
You could be right. /r/pedogate created
2 Ry_Ve 2016-11-08
-3 four_leaf_tayback 2016-11-08
Honestly the name doesn't matter.
6 wile_e_chicken 2016-11-08
Bullshit.
2 TebowsHand 2016-11-08
Yes it does. Marketing is everything. Marketing=Propaganda. Watergate was so dope they've been trying to emulate that for years. Pentagon Papers? Flows off the tongue great. So does WikiLeaks. These names are chosen for a reason.