Someone should call the police and say they hear screaming underground. Could be kids down there.

I like this idea a lot

Anybody who goes knocking around down there is going to be served up like a pizza pie at a Clinton victory party. Fair warning.

Trying to intimidate the opposition? 'A let's be safe about this y'all' is a little less ominous. Clinton victory party? Insider info or wishful thinking?

No inside information, no wishful thinking, just looking at the polls.

All of them?

The aggregate.

Which polls are included in the aggregate polls?

FiveThirtyEight explains which polls they use here: http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/a-users-guide-to-fivethirtyeights-2016-general-election-forecast/

Almost all state and national polls are included. If you don’t see a poll, it’s for one of these reasons:

• The poll is very new, and we haven’t had a chance to add it yet.

• The poll was conducted directly on behalf of one of the presidential campaigns or an affiliated PAC or super PAC.

• The pollster is on FiveThirtyEight’s banned pollster list (pollsters we think may be faking data or engaging in other blatantly unethical conduct).

• The poll is listed under a different name. (Tip: FiveThirtyEight generally lists polls by the name of the polling company, not the media sponsor. So look for “Selzer & Co.,” not “Bloomberg Politics.”)

hmmm. still hard to trust polls for me. I just can't vett the proccess.

Sometimes polls are wrong.

Yeah, I am glad I didn't let your stupid 538 site bum me out too bad. It did for a little bit but then I remembered...

Please don't go harass local businesses.

I mean, that place is sketchy. But I can imagine a dozen ways in which citizen journalism a la Infowars won't go well.

If there's one thing I don't want this sub to be promoting, it's harassment. There are a lot of dumb shits out there who would be more than happy to act like complete fools for the sake of what they have been told on the internet.

Unless you know what you are doing there's a good chance you will get arrested going into a business and accusing them of child trafficking, kidnapping, satanism, and molestation.

If there's anything substantial to what's being posted here and at 4chan you all damn well know that the authorities are reading it and will investigate.

Unless they are trafficking children of course

Indeed. Don't harass. Just ask for manager and present information. Ask if they wish to explain, if not, that's ok. Order a pizza then leave.

I'd recommend paying cash. Just in case this thing is as bad as it seems and someone decides to see who stopped by asking questions by checking the receipt with atm/ credit info on it.

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Removed, if you can prove you're not encouraging illegal activity by meeting this criteria I'll reapprove this comment:
It is unlawful for a civilian, non-law enforcement carry licensee to concealed carry a gun within 1000 feet of a public or private day care center, elementary school, vocational school, secondary school, college, junior college, or university, or any public swimming pool, playground, video arcade, or youth center, or an event sponsored by any of the above entities unless the person lives or works within 1,000 feet of the designated areas.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_the_District_of_Columbia

Good call. Bring a gun if it's legal for you to do so.

That will suffice.

But don't eat the pizza. Only god knows what they put in it. Remember when those English kids from Hempstead said McDonalds and some area restaurants put human parts in their food??

That while thing deserves another look now for tie in.

this is some seriously satanic shit, this info better be mainstream before the election results, if true, with the other leaks I'm seeing though, it's not looking good.

No. stop. Do it the right way. Butterfly pin, order cheese pizza, go to the basement and find the hidden panels.

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