Anyone else believe that they'll never see "cheese pizza" the same way again?

26  2016-11-12 by [deleted]

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Nothing can ruin cheese pizza for me

Not even type 2 diebeetus and arteriosclerosis?

when i see a pizza my mind goes to this ruined for me

The post about the cat, taco and pizza on a shower curtain makes me feel uneasy now.

Don't tell me don't ruin cats and tacos aswell lol

It's just not a stretch in the cheese pizza context...pussy cat and furry taco. That's why the lesbian taco character in Sausage Party was played by Salma Hayek.

K lol im out of the loop soz

I'm traumatized in my savory space..When I see pizza now I imagine nano dennis hasterts and john pedostas in my blood stream trying to rape my blood cells in some kind of ritual.

ive beem living under a rock the last few weeks.... can i get a large order of context?

Child rapists use cheese pizza to describe and advertise sexual acts with children.

holy fuck

Pretty much.

I don't know about cheese pizza, but I've started having a lot of difficulty viewing sex in virtually any context as anything but a crime, recently; whether paedo or not.

Today's national pizza day apparently

That's fine, the shits bad for you anyway. The dough is full of preservatives and weird food additives and texturizers and GMO wheat and corn products (hfcs). The sauce is full of sugar and msg, flavors and other natural flavors.

But most of all the cheese is not real cheese ....it is some kind of cheeselike product that contains polysiloxanes which are silicones, yes silicone materials, it makes the cheese melt more evenly. It's "GRAS" generally regarded as safe by the fda. But the idea is really fucking gross. It's like your cheese is made out of the same stuff that covers your monster car stereo components

Pizza, ninja turtles and tonight zelda.... the ninja turtles has been crossing my mind a lot.... they eat pizza and live in the sewers under the city..... wtf do they want kids to think they are going to see ninja turtles when they take them underground. What about link saving little zelda from a creep of a older male. I see hidden messages in EVERYTHING!!!

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It's ok it's safer to just pretend.

Child rapists use cheese pizza to describe and advertise sexual acts with children.