Dear Mr. Putin, if our leaders foolishly bring us into Nuclear War before Trump is in, here are the best targets and why

8  2017-01-06 by [deleted]

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I'd be fine with turning California into a sacrificial lamb to appease the bloodthirst of a nuclear vampire... I'm too close to NYC though so don't nuke those guys... I won't miss Hollywood... I got enough books to last me until they have rebuilt the movie industry anew in Toronto.

Yes to not nuke NYC. I'm down with that.

Chicago is a shithole... but that is a shithole we could clean up relatively easily... Armed Forces could use a little practice clearing out entrenched insurgents... kinda like when firefighters set a dilapidated building on fire just to get some experience putting it back out.

Like seriously what is the point of this post?

Putin god, US evil. This post is propaganda.

did the retards of comspiracy delete comments?

Where are you getting this idea?

DC and Jew York City should be the priorities, of course.

haha yeah those dam jews being all jewwy and stuff. How about you stop blaming a group of pople and get your own shit life tiogether then youll see improvement and youll realixe what kind of idiot you are.

Ashkenazi/Khazar/Edomite, then. Better?

Sabbatean

Are they tied to one origin specifically? At least originally.

Agree its not the jews, it's the blue blood wasps lol.

Nah DC only

This has nothing to do with Russia.

Treason.

This should be high on your list. Also their pizza is stupid, inedible. Fuck them and their stupid greasy pizza and their windy, desaturated, hollow, vacant, irrelevant ghost metropolis. 100% low energy, big time

You took this too far.

The media establishment is trying to take us into nuclear war with russia. Surely you know that. If you don't, now you do.

Obviously that is false.

This is a satire op-ed.

and a poorly written one..

I am a fan of your posts usually , but this isn't one of them.

Fair enough

Russia and China will soon help us take our country back.

Feeling very much the same as of late.

I just hope that they don't try to take the country away from the people and that all involved parties learn something about totalitarianism in the process. As a gay man, I'd rather not be Auschwitz'd but I bet by that time, the spiritual revolution will be underway.

Do you have any idea how gay men are treated in Russia or China?

Based on what I said, I can't understand why you're asking me this question but I'll go ahead and bite.

Yeah, Russia is a conservative Christian nation. They don't like the gays. However, I'd like to believe that the Russian people are facing many of the same realizations that we are and that public opinion will change as things progress. I don't live in Russia and I'm not subject to their media, ideals, and government influence, but I believe that they've taken baby steps toward acceptance recently and there isn't exactly a human rights crisis going on over there.

As for China, no, I can't say that I do but I imagine it's similar. Maybe worse, maybe a lot worse, which is the whole reason I brought up the fear that I feel in regards to my sexuality as a response to the possibility of them "coming thru."

Hence the whole "I hope there's a spiritual revolution and we learn how to coexist" thing that I said.

So, no. You have no idea of the culture in those countries. Neither of them is a conservative Christian country. If you don't believe a human rights crisis exists in either place then you're not really trying to be informed either.

Whatever, man. You got me. I'm now clued in to my impending doom. Thanks.

Conservative Christian... Russian Orthodox... Jesus lives, brah.

Sorry if I was offensive. Tune in to any news on gays in Russia. Or talk to some Russians. Very close minded. Also not Christian.

Is this intentionally satire or do you actually think this?

I had a pretty good laugh reading this. But I wouldn't want to see a nuclear war btw the US and Russia.

For one thing, there would probably be a fair bit of warning before the missiles started to fly. That means the top people would have plenty of time to get to their luxury underground installations and ride it out.

Think about what that would mean. The richest and most selfish fuckers in the world would also be the ones guaranteed to survive a nuclear war.

They spend a couple of years underground waiting for the rad levels to go down. Then they come out and have everything to themselves. I'm sure that 90% of everybody else would be dead by then.

Thanks for being the one person who liked this post :)

I was being purposefully ridiculous to point out the fact that we have no REAL beef with Russia. It's all smoke and mirrors, but they are getting all the normies riled up to fight the ruskies. I talked to someone the other day and they were talking about this stuff...the imminent war as if it were REAL

It's not.

That's the point of this post.

Fear stands for false evidence appearing real (Gary Busey)

Ha! I propose we add a couple of Carolinas to the list - cause ATL wouldn't want those guys to feel left out!! xD

I'm ok with this

Why do you want to kill millions of Americans?

Because in the satire universe, that's the only way they will learn

Do you have any idea how gay men are treated in Russia or China?

So, no. You have no idea of the culture in those countries. Neither of them is a conservative Christian country. If you don't believe a human rights crisis exists in either place then you're not really trying to be informed either.