Flat Earth but Crazier.
5 2017-02-27 by DrWaveLength
Okay bear with me. Im high as fuck on break right now and I had an idea. So some theories say we are in a flat earth, firmament, simulator, but it's something other than what we are told right. Now some theories say we are being harvested for our energy through trauma and fear and the likes. What if we are in a giant fucking sphere, a semicircle sphere, or some kind of stump shape thing like a hockey puck, and that is a giant collector of our energy. Like we are in a fucking engine from Rock and Morty. They use our energy from torturing us in here to feed, power machines, get high what the fuck ever they use it for. It escapes through the "atmosphere" but is just being collected systematically. Just a thought but it ties in the use for a simulated world other than a test or just studying a species.
25 comments
n/a TheMadQuixotician 2017-02-27
It's actually a Teeny-verse
n/a krfr 2017-02-27
If electrons orbit in an atom and we harness energy from this (which we do) then what's to say the earth orbiting the sun is not the same and there's something above that and above that again.
Does the electron know there is a planet? I doubt it so how can we know what is above us.
n/a DrWaveLength 2017-02-27
That's fucking nuts I never thought of it that way.
n/a krfr 2017-02-27
If you haven't already thnen read a book called Flatland. Really opens your eyes to the idea that we might not be at the top of the tree so to speak.
n/a JoshuaRyneGoldberg 2017-02-27
So we are in the hell side?
n/a codywold 2017-02-27
Go watch a video on YouTube called a scarecrow for good, it's a creepy pasta but it's delves into that theory and its very good
n/a moebiusunlooped 2017-02-27
That model of the atom is outdated.
n/a Eric_Es 2017-02-27
It's a giant karmic chess game. Each "civilization" (Egypt, Mayan, Sumerian, Babylonian, Atlantis, etc) all had their time to play in the grand chess game.
Good and evil, through our choices, played out through each individual.
Each civilization that "vanished" was simply a check mark on the scoreboard.
"Did they end as a good civilization or a bad one?"
...And the cycle repeats. Our energy feeds the controllers, who ever you choose those to be.
Alien factions. God or the Devil. Source energy or dark energy.
...It's always been a game, and we are just the pawns.
n/a socialpresence 2017-02-27
You're on to something here, just smoke more and you'll find all the answers.
n/a DrWaveLength 2017-02-27
Sweet old Mary tells me wonderful things. I just have to learn to listen better
n/a soonerchad 2017-02-27
I've seen a video before that pretty much said the same thing. Too much tv fucks up your brain.
n/a Blakwulf 2017-02-27
What are you on break from?
n/a Camfella 2017-02-27
Reality
n/a Blakwulf 2017-02-27
Apparently.
n/a DrWaveLength 2017-02-27
Work hahah
n/a Blakwulf 2017-02-27
Sounds like you're a pretty shitty employee. :/
n/a DrWaveLength 2017-02-27
Man assuming things really makes your ego feel good huh.
n/a Blakwulf 2017-02-27
I don't need to assume anything, you already said yourself they you get "high as fuck" on the job. That makes you a shitty employee.
n/a asailorssway 2017-02-27
says the guy who doesn't smoke at work and therefore has no actual experience comparing between being high and not at work.
source: daily smoker for years, been given multiple promotions for work ethic, get stoned on break, more often than not.
n/a Blakwulf 2017-02-27
Oh i've been high before. Also had people that work for me get high on breaks and lunch, both for medical and recreation reasons. There's a difference between getting "high as fuck", and having a smoke while still remaining competent on the job.
n/a asailorssway 2017-02-27
touche. you win.
n/a DrWaveLength 2017-02-27
Y'all just can't handle your smoke that's why.
n/a matthewfoos15 2017-02-27
This is the kind of shit I need first thing in the morning
n/a of_mendez 2017-02-27
r/writingprompts
n/a SpeakeroftheHaus 2017-02-27
That would explain why Old Testament God is such a prick.
n/a DrWaveLength 2017-02-27
That's fucking nuts I never thought of it that way.
n/a DrWaveLength 2017-02-27
Sweet old Mary tells me wonderful things. I just have to learn to listen better
n/a codywold 2017-02-27
Go watch a video on YouTube called a scarecrow for good, it's a creepy pasta but it's delves into that theory and its very good
n/a moebiusunlooped 2017-02-27
That model of the atom is outdated.