What's the most creative-crazy Vault 7 theory you can come up with while we wait?

5  2017-03-07 by SirSirob

26 comments

My theory is that wikileaks has been compromised ever since Assange got renditioned out of the Ecuadoran embassy in London.

So whatever "Vault 7" is, it should be viewed with a healthy dose of skepticism.

Just been trying research what the heck has been going on since October. Mixed signals imo, and some of these overhyped leaks really under deliver. They can't keep the cat in the bag much longer tho :)

if assange has been compromised, this latest dump is going to be a dud.

then again...

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I choose not to wildly speculate because then it's just gonna be a bigger letdown when it's stuff we already knew, and stuff that TPTB can easily sweep under the carpet.

I'm afraid to even guess because I feel like it will be absolutely nothing worthwhile. I've been let down too many times

I dunno, the DNC leaks and Pedosta files were pretty damn good. I mean, we can hardly expect a density of real actionable finds greater than we saw there. It's not like people are evil in every breath.

Oh yeah definitely. I guess I was mainly referring to crap like James O'keefe. I don't like when things get overhyped like the CNNLeaks.

He exposed a lot of great stuff during the election too. I agree the hype on CNN leaks was too much, but I don't think he knew what he had, or had the resources to dig. He played the best hand he had, and there were a couple worthy finds. I'm not mad at him, at least he is out there trying to do the do.

Fair points. Here's to hoping Vault 7 is fucking juicy. Cheers!

Cheera!

The Illuminati is only able to receive secret knowledge after consuming government cheese, Goat milk, and wallaby sperm while listening to a looped remix of Steve Winwood's "Valerie". After which the present member who does the shittiest Pacino impersonation is forced to choke themselves on a bag on Copenhagen Snuff while committing seppukku.

You set that bar pretty high there, buddy.

Throwing down a marker. Anybody else want to get twisted on Vault 7 eve?

I can't drink, I'm no fun sorry. Tip somethin back for me though.

I'm sober. Haha.

I think you're close with this but it should be "Higher Love" not "Valerie"

Mutant human president mk ultra candidate Vat, humans mixed with Hitler, Stalin, obama, Clinton, bush English royal family (but not the Diana bits )plus alien Dna mixed together to make super ashole future presidents. In vault 7 they are birthed in a birthing machine then mk ultra into future president future presidents must then fight to the death to decide who becomes a candidate.

We need to mix in some weird variables too. A two-headed George Clinton. One head is the musician, the other the 4th Vice President of the United States. Hair fashion swapped with the body of a slug and cloven hoof hands spinning future music while the fighting ensues.

Breakaway Civilization and Antarctica

'The Thing' is nonfiction

Mole people hiding underneath the illuminati fallout shelter.

That worship John Cusack

Vault 7 is where the globalist puppet masters are going to try to hide when the people of Earth find out what they've done.

Prob just proof that Obama spied on Trump. I've seen a pattern that Trump claims something that MSM claims is ridiculous like the Sweden immigration crisis, then it ends up becoming true or shown to be true. Hope it's something more, but I doubt it.

Evidence that the elite are hosts/surrogates for an alien worm creature that crawls up their anuses, wraps around the spinal column and fuses, psychopathologizes them into pedo and cannibalism

It's the only valid explanation

Not mine, but I found this interesting: https://np.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5t9k8i/today_is_the_vault7_presumed_deadline_while/

What? A seed vault When? An engine Where? A tunnel Who? Heroes

SETH

Why? (not sure) How? A dead drop

Flatearth .... It would be a rollercoaster ride to watch that unravel and how scientists and goverments deal with that .... Would be so LOL it would be KEK.

Moon Landings really were fake.