Subterranean Flying Lizard Detection
26 2017-03-17 by FixWix
Apollo came flying out of the ocean riding a 4-horse chariot that flew to the shore and scared the fucking piss out of the Greeks. Since he was a good looking Greek, they loved him. So I guess the subterranean ape planet super lizard herder/predators bred an elite class of humans as go-betweens for them when natural disasters threatened to wipe out their favorite tribes of human ape prey. I imagine the different human races were a part of their competitive breeding program.
Ever since the days of Tarzan, people thought there were massive subterranean caverns deep within the protective hearts of the massive cratons that form the base for our continents. Cratons are like upside down mountains deep underneath the earth's crust. That's where the bipedal lizard predators live to this day.
So during the Younger-Dryas catastrophe, the lizard people, helped humanity burrow underground after the big volcano spawned the nuclear winter of 12,800, and then again helped their prey head to higher land during the even bigger great flood glacier meltdown of 11,600 years ago.
The lizard people from different cratons grew into opposing forces over the treatment of their particular race of humans got from one another thousands of years ago in places like India and Africa. These spats were eventually ironed out until the humans got into trouble again with their dangerous nuclear weapons.
The Eye of Horus is seen as the vesica piscis, which is a twat shaped symbol that comprises the cosmic portal used by shaman, whacked out of their minds on mushrooms, to visualize so they can go through it using tantric sex, to reach the universal mind of extraterrestrial inter-dimensional entities. It's like an inter-galactic AT&T for drunk texters. As usual, these entities share grievous differences of opinion over the usual things like, who was the better guitarist Jimmy Page or Jimmy Hendrix, or maybe who was the better basketball player, assorted stuff like that.
vesica piscis: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesica_piscis
So these specialized breeds of humans, who act messengers between humans and lizards likely side with their masters over these conflicts. Some see the cosmic twat as the portal to the good side of the universal mind, and the lizards who bred the white Indo-Eurasians likely see the vesica piscis as a young boy's anus. This explains a lot of things.
11 comments
n/a _another_throwawayy_ 2017-03-17
Wat?
n/a GreesyPoo 2017-03-17
Best post I've ever seen on here.
n/a DoYouEvenBrewBro 2017-03-17
Holy Santa Claus Shit
n/a Wolfwoman1210 2017-03-17
I feel obliged to upvote this for some reason. 😂
n/a Mr_Hagbard_Celine 2017-03-17
Glad to meet another one around here seeing the fnords. How do you like your hotdogs?
n/a R0yGeeB1v 2017-03-17
It's funny because there's allusion to truth but you fill it with crap.
n/a mula_talks 2017-03-17
Volano? I thought it was a meteor impact.
n/a sandy_randy 2017-03-17
My history books didn't mention a word about the Younger Dryas Impact. And who knows, a space rock the size of Manhattan moving as fast as a bullet will fsu. Might even cause a volcano to blow up too?
n/a kcrieddem 2017-03-17
Its fairly recent evidence, only discovered in the past 10 years. The younger dryas impact definitely happened
n/a shoziku 2017-03-17
(slaps a dollar on the counter) I'm out.
n/a yokothespacewhale 2017-03-17
all hail the cosmic twat...
probably the funniest, if not only, satire of the gnostic Icthus I've seen. Thank you OP.
n/a mastigia 2017-03-17
Brilliant exposition.
n/a sandy_randy 2017-03-17
My history books didn't mention a word about the Younger Dryas Impact. And who knows, a space rock the size of Manhattan moving as fast as a bullet will fsu. Might even cause a volcano to blow up too?