Happy Passover!!!

29  2017-04-11 by Lawstuff1125

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39 comments

On to Jerusalem!!

Stop charging us 40% and eating our foreskins too!

We will charge what you suckers gonna pay and fuck you I can eat what want!

You'll eat what YHWH tells ya. Now go dip some apples in honey for me, you kike fuck.

YOU DID THE APPLES ON ROSH HASHANAH!!!

On Passover WE DID BITTER HERB!

Do you want to eat my leathery foreskin?

Yes I do

Cool I will flip it off with some rusty wire cutters!

Don't use wire cutters idiot!

It won't be kosher!

i thought the foreskins were put into Pepsi products. Damn, everything I know is wrong!

please god, kill everyone else except "us," smears blood all over own house

That's about the gist of it

Celebrating the miracle of killing the children of our enemies

Just like modern Israel booming policy

I keeeeeeeed

They are dumb goyumb with the IQ of a Michelin tire.

That's racist!

What has a tire ever done to you!

((())) the chalah vagina

Enjoy the Christian baby blood!

It's really marked up here in China, makes it all the more delicious!

Heathens!

The worst! They where gonna charge me $29 to kill the kid so I had to do it lol

Get a tattoo of candy on your palm, then as a kid walks buy in the park, open your palm and off him some sweet sweet candy aka cock cream.

Delicious walnut sauce!

DUDE! I actually laughed at that. Then I felt guilty because its true.

Sad, but true...

Passover is like Halloween except the blood is real.

And stop making the latkes taste so fucking good.

I CANT!!

We put our BEST Jew scientific minds on this- working around the clock!!!- the latkes simply can not be made LESS AMAZING!!!

You have jokes, good sir. I applaud that.

Happy Passover! Here is a fun Passover song. I love it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v3xjf1kGlg

I was SURE this was gonna be a nazi thing

No, it is a cute fun song! Did you like it?

Yeah, it's the macabeats, I have seen them before lol

I've never seen them before. But my husband saw it and loved it. He passed it to me. :-)

They are like a Jewish silly rap band, they are funny lol

All the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi.

Passover dees nuts fucker

I will consider it with the elder counsel after we conclude the blood sacrifice

I'm going to let you slide today and have your little fun , because I'm actually in a fair mood today , I don't feel the rage and desire to destroy somebody with my bare hands like I usually do after a 12 hour day of hard labor on top of dealing with a shitty client . So you get a pass today and today only. Thanks

Read my post history

I read yours

I am not impressed

I AM AN EDUCATOR

LoL , now now Mr educator don't try to get into a dick measuring contest on the internet. And personally idgaf what you do or what your impressed with ,now go away little man , before you hurt or embarrass yourself .

You have to have the capability to feel shame to feel embarrassed and as a drunk Jew working in Tefl I stoped.....feeling.........anything................

Don't mind him.

He's just a number dumb goyumb.

With the intelligence of a cock roach.

Thank you, I was so scared, I felt very triggered

Ahhhhhh

Safe space

Removed. Rule 4.

Oh vey, that's a whole lotta fakakta.

The up/down voting in this thread is very strange indeed.

It's like poetry it rhymes

You'll eat what YHWH tells ya. Now go dip some apples in honey for me, you kike fuck.

They are dumb goyumb with the IQ of a Michelin tire.

I'm going to let you slide today and have your little fun , because I'm actually in a fair mood today , I don't feel the rage and desire to destroy somebody with my bare hands like I usually do after a 12 hour day of hard labor on top of dealing with a shitty client . So you get a pass today and today only. Thanks

((())) the chalah vagina

You have jokes, good sir. I applaud that.