Donald Trump is Actually Deaf
8 2017-04-17 by Kpadre
I finally came to this conclusion today.
First, look at this video. It shows his Cochlear Implant. I'm not saying it's definitive, but I don't know what else it could be,
Secondly, look at the video where he "refuses" to shake hands with Merkel. It makes a lot of sense if he can't hear her at all.
Thirdly, look at this gif, she doesn't even look at him. It's like they rehearsed this before, knowing that he wouldn't be able to hear when the song starts.
Him being deaf explains a lot of his odd behavior in the past several months, along with his bizarre hair style.
36 comments
n/a Edogawa1983 2017-04-17
old people have bad hearing
n/a ILoveRedVelvet 2017-04-17
Rush Limbaugh had one of those implanted supposedly after going dead from snorting so many OxyContin pain pills. True story. I believe it's more along the lines of people can feed him stuff to say through it.
n/a IntellisaurDinoAlien 2017-04-17
Going deaf is pretty serious, going dead sounds worse though.
n/a ILoveRedVelvet 2017-04-17
Lol.
n/a TheLatchKey 2017-04-17
Deaf people don't speak normally.
n/a Kpadre 2017-04-17
Not if they lose their hearing later in life.
n/a TheLatchKey 2017-04-17
I'm not saying he's not deaf. I just need some more evidence than what was provided.
n/a Dude_wtf_seriously 2017-04-17
Actually that's not the case really. Once you lose your hearing you start getting lazy woth sounds sonce you can't check yourself anymore. Im not saying people can't get help to continue to enunciate properly but usually they all start sounding similar. I used to take sign language classes in my teens and got to know a lot of deaf people.
1 grundy923 2017-04-17
If someone has a cochlear implant then they CAN check themself and they knows exactly what they sounds like.
n/a NosyNeighbor4 2017-04-17
Ehh. It looks more like a bandage in his hairline.
n/a Based1776 2017-04-17
He's had several interviews recently and he seemed to respond to questions just fine.
n/a Kpadre 2017-04-17
Cochlear implants allow for synthetic hearing at the cost of total natural hearing loss. He can still hear, but he needs to be wearing the device. If that comes off, absolute silence.
n/a tsiru12 2017-04-17
Man yall will come up with any excuse for the guy wont you?
n/a IronDragonRider 2017-04-17
If this were to be true, is his Ego so big and irrational that he would rather look like a fool to the entire world, than to say he's Def?
n/a shargy 2017-04-17
Does that not sound like Trump to you? Because uh...yeah.
n/a riseandbeshotdown 2017-04-17
How the hell does being deaf affect one's hairstyle?
n/a Based1776 2017-04-17
The point the OP is making is that he maintains that hairstyle to hide his Cochlear Implant.
n/a riseandbeshotdown 2017-04-17
Ahh ok, but I don't think his hair is usually long enough to cover an implant.
n/a kthrynnnn 2017-04-17
She sees him in her peripheral vision. And that doesn't look like a cochlear implant at alllll. Y'all are trying to make excuses for a out of touch human being.
n/a Flat_Earth-Fat_Girth 2017-04-17
Yes she did hit him. But the thing with that gif is that there is a national anthem playing or something and everyone should be doing that. For some reason he is either oblivious or he can't hear the national anthem playing.
I never thought of anything like this post before but I actually find this very convincing.
n/a kthrynnnn 2017-04-17
Most of the time I forget to put my hand over my heart. Doesn't mean I'm deaf; means I really don't give a shit. Does Trump give a shit? Probably not.
You're ignoring all the reasons why this couldn't be possible for a picture of what looks like a bandaid and a gif of a man not being aware of his surroundings (HUGE shocker!!)
n/a Flat_Earth-Fat_Girth 2017-04-17
Yeah and ignoring that woman when he was told to shake her hand like 5 times?
n/a kthrynnnn 2017-04-17
That was such a clear attempt at a power play. You could see him shaking his head 'no' to the requests from the reporters.
And let me just entertain this outlandish idea for a second; Let's say he IS deaf. Deaf does not equal stupid. Doesn't take a hearing person to understand that when you meet the leader of a country, you shake their hand.
n/a chickyrogue 2017-04-17
why does this explain the HAIR
n/a Based1776 2017-04-17
The theory is that he uses his hair to hide his hearing implant.
n/a chickyrogue 2017-04-17
doncha think he could come up with something better than that?
n/a Zigora 2017-04-17
Something more natural than the stuff that grows there?
Is he supposed to wear a fucking hat 24/7?
Fake hairor really long comb over is actually the best choice.
n/a chickyrogue 2017-04-17
they have ear aids that a really tiny
n/a Zigora 2017-04-17
Yeah like your wiener.
:P
n/a Heretic04 2017-04-17
I think Donald has multiple cowlicks that make it so his hair doesn't grow straight.
My head of hair is sort of like Donald's in that regard.
n/a nitmotilo 2017-04-17
I think you may be on to something. It does makes sense.
n/a GlenCompton 2017-04-17
I don't know about that! Dude's had the same absurd looking hair since the early 80's when it would be considered "cool".
n/a Flat_Earth-Fat_Girth 2017-04-17
Man this post is like the most legit shit I've ever seen. I am fucking dying. Thank you so much.
n/a rustiesbagel 2017-04-17
Could be to tape his hair down. Hellen Keller was deaf. Is she a bad person?
n/a IronSavage3 2017-04-17
More likely he has early onset Alzheimer's or dementia.
1 grundy923 2017-04-17
Early onset? He's 71. He ain't no spring chicken.
n/a kraftwerkd 2017-04-17
Pretty sure it's old age, plus maybe a multitude of environmental factors.
zomg illyuminarti
n/a Caltex88 2017-04-17
This just in Donald Trump is old. He probably just has bad hearing from being old.
n/a immense_and_terrible 2017-04-17
I love these goofy, harmless conspiracy theories.
Shit, you may be onto something though.
n/a TheLatchKey 2017-04-17
I'm not saying he's not deaf. I just need some more evidence than what was provided.
n/a Dude_wtf_seriously 2017-04-17
Actually that's not the case really. Once you lose your hearing you start getting lazy woth sounds sonce you can't check yourself anymore. Im not saying people can't get help to continue to enunciate properly but usually they all start sounding similar. I used to take sign language classes in my teens and got to know a lot of deaf people.