I don't know how the profit part works. That's why the question marks are there. If people could profit from my incompetence there'd be a lot more wealthy people out there. If you know how to do that, let me know. I'd like to make some money off my own incompetence myself.
I wanted to keep going but people here are always misunderstanding my jokes, getting mad, and even getting me banned. Which of course could mean I'm not very good at making jokes. Whatever the cause, I'm forced to use more has and :) than I'm entirely comfortable with.
I delete my old posts after awhile. It's an obsessive compulsive thing I guess, it annoys me seeing my old replies and most time they are buried in other subs.
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The executive director of the statewide inmate-advocate organization said she believes Aaron Hernandez’s death is the first reported successful suicide by an inmate hanging a sheet from a window at the maximum-security Souza-Baranowski prison, as authorities say Hernandez did.
I wanted to keep going but people here are always misunderstanding my jokes, getting mad, and even getting me banned. Which of course could mean I'm not very good at making jokes. Whatever the cause, I'm forced to use more has and :) than I'm entirely comfortable with.
26 comments
n/a DarthStem 2017-04-19
Why? Not the pats may have to pay the rest of his contract to his family?
n/a FC_Stargate_United 2017-04-19
I'm starting to dig right now, my guess is they didn't want to testify. The money is a drop in the bucket.
n/a WhatTheWhoAmI 2017-04-19
Testify to what? It's over
n/a nitmotilo 2017-04-19
This could be scripted.
n/a FC_Stargate_United 2017-04-19
What are you talking about, profit from what? Your incompetence?
n/a nitmotilo 2017-04-19
I don't know how the profit part works. That's why the question marks are there. If people could profit from my incompetence there'd be a lot more wealthy people out there. If you know how to do that, let me know. I'd like to make some money off my own incompetence myself.
n/a damn_this_is_hard 2017-04-19
yea but you'd be too incompetent to reap the payout so don't sweat it too much
n/a nitmotilo 2017-04-19
+1
n/a damn_this_is_hard 2017-04-19
glad to play along
n/a nitmotilo 2017-04-19
I wanted to keep going but people here are always misunderstanding my jokes, getting mad, and even getting me banned. Which of course could mean I'm not very good at making jokes. Whatever the cause, I'm forced to use more has and :) than I'm entirely comfortable with.
n/a damn_this_is_hard 2017-04-19
Humor is tough. Especially in written format. Win some and lose some, that's how I feel about it atleast
n/a Backpacks_Got_Jets 2017-04-19
OR
Wait for it
Murderer sociopath decides to not spend the rest of his life in prison and kills himself.
Just because he's famous doesn't mean he's different from anyone else who commits suicide in prison.
n/a GobRronkowski 2017-04-19
Oh please, next you'll be telling me that people are more like to commit suicide in prison than they are to get murdered or OD...wait...
n/a broner4brady 2017-04-19
Except he did spend the rest of his life in prison...
n/a _Ph03niX 2017-04-19
Woah..
n/a Dayman1982 2017-04-19
HahhahahahahhaHhahahah
n/a redditeditard 2017-04-19
can someone please explain this user's karma?
n/a Dayman1982 2017-04-19
I delete my old posts after awhile. It's an obsessive compulsive thing I guess, it annoys me seeing my old replies and most time they are buried in other subs.
n/a redditeditard 2017-04-19
.....
n/a skorponok 2017-04-19
Get a grip
n/a FC_Stargate_United 2017-04-19
Shill
n/a skorponok 2017-04-19
It's all about the facts and the latest forensic science technology.
n/a CelineHagbard 2017-04-19
Removed. Rule 10. First Warning
n/a FC_Stargate_United 2017-04-19
Where can I find rule number 10?
n/a CelineHagbard 2017-04-19
On the sidebar. Specifically, rule 10:
n/a FC_Stargate_United 2017-04-19
Wow, that's nonsense.
n/a CelineHagbard 2017-04-19
Those are the rules. You can follow them or participate in one of the thousands of other subreddits.
n/a FC_Stargate_United 2017-04-19
I like this sub, because being normal breaks all the rules. Those other subs, I have to intentionally break the rules to get banned. That's no fun.
n/a Bsummers1996 2017-04-19
If he was gonna kill himself, why do it AFTER spending tons of money on a lawyer and going through trial?
n/a ataraxy 2017-04-19
The realization that he killed someone and got life in prison over something he ended up getting acquitted on.
n/a jmflna 2017-04-19
Because he was going to spend a ton of more money on appeals and now that money stays with his family.
n/a AssuredlyAThrowAway 2017-04-19
FYI OP you're being brigaded by the patriots sub.
Also, there could be more to his death;
https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2017/04/19/aaron-hernandezs-reported-mode-of-suicide-unusual-for-prison
Remember when John Geoghan died, there was speculation that it was allowed to happen by the staff.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Geoghan
n/a GobRronkowski 2017-04-19
Oh please, next you'll be telling me that people are more like to commit suicide in prison than they are to get murdered or OD...wait...
n/a WhatTheWhoAmI 2017-04-19
Testify to what? It's over
n/a broner4brady 2017-04-19
Except he did spend the rest of his life in prison...
n/a nitmotilo 2017-04-19
I wanted to keep going but people here are always misunderstanding my jokes, getting mad, and even getting me banned. Which of course could mean I'm not very good at making jokes. Whatever the cause, I'm forced to use more has and :) than I'm entirely comfortable with.