President Trump is dying
0 2017-05-13 by whistlar
I have no proof and I honestly don't believe this conspiracy. However, if true, it would connect a ton of dots.
Why does he go away on vacations to properties he owns every weekend? (receiving ongoing medical treatments in places with minimal public access and in a way that doesn't require government mandated logs)
Why does he seem like he doesn't care about the consequences of what he says or does? (because he's dying, or is suffering early symptoms of the disease that affects his impulse control)
Why is he intentionally putting unqualified people in positions of power? (because they paid him, this money goes on to a trust for his children)
Why would he want such an enormous platform to fail in? (for the sheer infamy. If he were to die two years ago, he wouldn't even be a footnote in history. Now he is. As a classic narcissist, he'll be remembered for what he's done)
Is he getting even more orange? (yes, this is to cover possible jaundice or skin problems that would be telltale signs of whatever disease he has)
So, lets put on the tinfoil and dig in...
25 comments
n/a dutchbob1 2017-05-13
aren't we all dying?
n/a whistlar 2017-05-13
Yes. Some of us with more polonium in our bodies than others.
n/a dutchbob1 2017-05-13
well, I have a radiant personality by nature
n/a Ninjakick666 2017-05-13
“Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”
n/a How1ntriguing 2017-05-13
deep, man
n/a EatsPandas 2017-05-13
He goes away because the DEEP STATE HAS BUGGED EVERYTHING
n/a aevans395 2017-05-13
I get the feeling mar a lago is probably the most secure and private place trump can ever conduct business. I
n/a borch3jackdaws 2017-05-13
And play golf.
n/a EatsPandas 2017-05-13
HE DOESNT SEEM TO CARE BECAUSE HE HAS YUGE BALLS
n/a EatsPandas 2017-05-13
UNQUALIFIED? YOU MEAN AMERICAN CITIZENS WHO LOVE THIS COUNTRY?
n/a Sabremesh 2017-05-13
Rule 6
n/a EatsPandas 2017-05-13
No Fun :(
n/a Sabremesh 2017-05-13
No caps
n/a EatsPandas 2017-05-13
yea yea yea
n/a MKUltraChild 2017-05-13
You could replace the entire idea of his health failing in that way with the idea that he is owned and answers to those who have owned the president for many, many years, and it would make more sense.
n/a NEEK0 2017-05-13
Quite the opposite, actually. Boy needs to hit them beds, bruh.
n/a Ras-Al-Ghoul 2017-05-13
Well, he's a 70 year old man who probably didn't live the healthiest lifestyle (high stress job, has been overweight), the upside for him is he never really smoke, drank or used drugs + probably didn't stress much once he really got rich, so that might counteract it and make him live at least the average lifespan (~78), so I think he makes it through the term.
n/a Undertakerjoe 2017-05-13
Can confirm, people die alllllllll the time!
n/a scaredshtlessintx 2017-05-13
I think he regrets running for office...a veil got lifted he wish didn't....you can't drain a swamp that's all encompassing.
n/a LeakyTrump 2017-05-13
That veil seemed to be wide open when he first met Obama in the White House. Trump looked absolutely terrified.
He either saw Obama shapeshift or the JFK footage.
n/a VisionaryPrism 2017-05-13
I mean, we're all slowly dying.
n/a DonnaGail 2017-05-13
Why does he go away to his own properties? Because he knows at least on his own property that they aren't "bugged"!
n/a KickedinTheDick 2017-05-13
He doesnt care
He doesnt care
He doesnt care
Yeah, narcissist.
Well he is getting older, so, I imagine, more blue/grey.
n/a Dfensog 2017-05-13
He's 70 so... I hope he has a few more good years left. Preferably 8.
n/a no_easy-way 2017-05-13
http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/ex-trump-executive-knew-ill-35-years-article-1.2959293
That's what I read, also
http://www.usmessageboard.com/threads/newsweek-senior-writer-i-believe-trump-was-hospitalized-in-a-mental-institution-in-1990.527723/
n/a aevans395 2017-05-13
I get the feeling mar a lago is probably the most secure and private place trump can ever conduct business. I