I'm going to the South China Sea in my sailboat to see what they're up to. I'll be live streaming via periscope so they can't just make me go missing

47  2017-05-18 by [deleted]

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Good luck man. If you're feeling froggy, there is this place a little further south a bunch of us would really like to see too :)

For the uninitiated, what area are you referring to?

Antarctica lol

whats the perescope?

Aww

Make sure and post the streaming link on here so we can know where to go to check up on how you're doing over there.

Stop by the Senkakus on your way!

I wish you luck, but isn't the South China Sea notorious for piracy? Will you have small arms aboard to protect yourself???

Almost completely pointless to have a firearm on a sailboat for piracy. You're not going to outrun or outgun them, and once you provoke them they'll put bullets in one side of the cabin and out the other. If you can't avoid them, best tactic is to behave yourself and maybe have a bribe worth them taking it and leaving.

Why would they leave after being given a bribe? We're not talking about corrupt port officials, we're talking about pirates. Also, you have a fairly specific scenario in mind: a specifically overwhelming force of armed opponents. There is no set form that malefactors must take. What if it's just a pair of down-on-their-luck fishermen armed only with knives, approaching your boat out of desperation? If you have small arms on board, then you have that as an alternative to choose if the situation merits an armed response by you. If you feel overwhelmed by what confronts you, you can chose ~not~ to deploy your weapons. The point is, you have provided yourself with a choice.

Why would they leave after being given a bribe? We're not talking about corrupt port officials, we're talking about pirates.

Because people don't like to be left empty handed, and if the only thing of value is your boat, what do you think happens to you?

a specifically overwhelming force of armed opponents

I think we have different opinions of what "overwhelming force" means at sea.

What if it's just a pair of down-on-their-luck fishermen armed only with knives, approaching your boat out of desperation?

Those types usually tent to kill you in your sleep when at anchor.

If you have small arms on board, then you have that as an alternative

At which point you're in violation of law, as well as the fact that most nations will have their own law against it. So when your pistol gets found by an inspector (and this isn't if, it's when) you are in deep shit. How much shit? "Never see your boat again, lucky to get out of prison alive, never come back even if you wanted to" shit. All because you thought you were Dirty Harry of the sea.

p.s. I did some checking, and here's what I found:

South China Sea The piracy/maritime crime threat is assessed as LOW. Although there have been a number of piracy hotspots identified over the last four years in the South China Sea (such as near Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, near Pekan, Malaysia and in the waters around the Singapore Strait), the yachting fraternity has not been affected. Most often, pirates in this region (or to be more accurate, robbers) board the targeted vessel, steal easily-carried items, and leave without drawing the attention of the crew. Tankers in this area have also been hijacked and their cargo siphoned. - See more at: http://www.onboardonline.com/industry-article-index/piracy-reports/piracy-update-malacca-and-singapore-straits-soms-and-south-china-sea-/#sthash.x2M9Lkyn.dpuf

TBH they can still disappear you. We would just witness your last moments as a free man.

we'll simply jam your streaming until we sink you, which will take a fe hours at most, then, at this point we say/it's said that, "a few hours ago after being hit by a mola mola in a freak accident, /u/__----_____---_- boat was sunk ,, which is why the radio cut out at the time it did, wit the impact with the fich knocking out some of the electronics and it's users . .. . forever!

For "we" I really meant to say "them" but english is not my first language so I think I fronted it to back

Pm me for link?

Where ya gonna get internet in the middle of the ocean?

Just don't do anything stupid like staking a claim on one of their new islands.

I don't think you will have streaming signal there, especially when going on water.

Balls of steel to pull that off

They can definitely just make you go missing. Be careful

Your sailboat seems to be under water.....

Please be careful. A livestream won't keep you safe. Godspeed, friend!