Do aliens mine gold from human hearts?

0  2017-05-18 by [deleted]

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Source on the human heart containing gold?

Its common knowledge. The entire body contains about .2mg for a normal sized person.

Although im not too worried about the Annunaki coming for mine ;)

Not individually, but if you nuke NYC and come back in 1000 years its literally a gold mine.

In money terms thats only about $650,000. Not a lot of gold in a galactic context.

If it's common knowledge then where's the source?

If you want to mine gold then earth is a pretty bad place to do it. The asteroid belt is a lot more metal-rich.

Any theory that is about aliens invading Earth for its physical materials and minerals is just silly.

These exact same things are found EVERYWHERE in the galaxy.

Absolutely. The only plausible reason I could think of for an invasion would be a DNA-harvesting expedition, and I think even that is quite unlikely.

Of course. They also farm the farts we make, and eat them like gummy bears.

no im dont

How do they convert them from gas to solid?

You'll have to ask the X!phhhhhsts (closest approximation of their name in English) from Ursa Minor, better known as UT673397812228.722312 on our current star charts.

Im guessing its the Solidatron2000. Class piece of engineering.

They really enjoy the grape flavor, and love it when we eat a lot of broccoli.

This has been a very insightful exchange.

I'm a Douglas Adams fan, what can I say?

You can tell!

Funnily enough, this odd exchange has made me sit up and take notice of Adam's obviously massive influence on the writers of Futurama.

User name explained.

Heart of gold by Neil young comes to mind. Never even thought of this possibility though. Interesting

Does gold = love?

Love>Gold

I read somewhere that they took all the raw gold from earth to create mono-atomic gold. Nothing to do with the gold in a human's heart AFAIK.

Always knew Neil Young was an alien !

That's why he has been searching for a heart of gold !

https://youtu.be/Eh44QPT1mPE

Well I don't know about you but I prefer a heart of glass