So much fuckery
0 2017-05-29 by ichoosejif
Clearly, there's a narrative here of shillery. Lucky, just enough newbs to make them relevant. Fab. Super great job r/conspiracy.
0 2017-05-29 by ichoosejif
Clearly, there's a narrative here of shillery. Lucky, just enough newbs to make them relevant. Fab. Super great job r/conspiracy.
97 comments
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
No one said the Great Awakening/Unveiling would be easy...
n/a FattyCarbuncle 2017-05-29
Damn skippy, homeslice.
n/a Ninjakick666 2017-05-29
βIf freedom is a requisite for human happiness, then all thatβs necessary is to provide the illusion of freedom.β
β B.F. Skinner
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Yeah...this indeed.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Right. I can't understand why they would even need such fuckery....people are either dumb as f, or they already know the program.....so why all the pomp and circumstance?
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Not really sure what you're referring to in relation to op. I'm just pissed the newbs or fellow shills are taking the bait.
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
Think deeply about what I said...
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
I am thinking...and I process at light speeds....so I'm confused...I mean I understand it on its face....I will continue to ponder...
Boat purchase contingent on broker closing on my land....you will be the first to know. Got a passport? I'm going to have to stay on board until we get to where we are going. π
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
Just continue to think. Also, we are not going to need passports where we are going...
n/a MKULTRAserialkillers 2017-05-29
Lol. I'm down to establish a sovereign nation. Anything a little further south than Alaska would be nice though!
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
We have two options. Hot as hell tropics, or moist lands in the north. One has fresh water, the other does not. Do you like water or sun bathing? You have to choose....
n/a MKULTRAserialkillers 2017-05-29
I'll grab my jacket and canteen!
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
That's the spirit! If OP gets the boat, we set sail in a fort night.
n/a MKULTRAserialkillers 2017-05-29
Captain Meowface will be leading the ship I presume? I will bring cat treats so as to curry favor with him.
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
Nah, you would actually no the person behind the moniker... I'd actually tell you my name ;)
n/a MKULTRAserialkillers 2017-05-29
This is actually a really nice, possibly even possible idea. I haven't studied that much on micronations but im down as fuck.
Don't doxx yourself now Putin:)
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
Dude, we have to do something.. I'm done... I'm sick and tired. We can claim an uninhabited island and make it our own. I'll never Doxx myself, some may want me to, but they cannot... No one can.... If your on the boat though, you will know my name.. I'm not as much of dick a many want to portray me to be...
n/a MKULTRAserialkillers 2017-05-29
Cool:)
I think you're chill, personally. I don't know if you saw this link I shared with Ichoosejif but I think it's fascinating. I've been thinking about this lifestyle for a long time:
https://squattheplanet.com/boat-punk-sailing/
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Me too boys. Let's do this damn thing. I have to practice flying...
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
I've got to wrap some things up. Gonna be a bit....planning...patience grasshopper.
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
Let me know. I'm serious... There is an island we could seize in the north, right now....With infrastructure, then secede... Not sure if you think I'm joking...
n/a escalationstares 2017-05-29
One of the first things a self-sustaining society needs is people who have the capability for critical thought ...
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
Fitting, you do not have it....
n/a escalationstares 2017-05-29
Says the person incapable of analyzing evidence in order to determine it's credibility ... looking forward to your eggshell Earth society.
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
Was your fee fees hurt, or your account? Reply!!!
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Homies got it all figured out. We might need a thinker. We're taking him. Done.
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
I'll nail his ass to the front of the ship. Pirate style...
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
We need a deck wench.
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
Agreed!
n/a escalationstares 2017-05-29
Neither? If you want to create a self-sustaining society you need people with accountability, which you self-admittedly lack.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
I motion we definitely just disassociate. Hopefully shillington will agree....based on his post history, it's doubtful.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
I don't. You think I am?
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
We will need a shitload of weed, and seeds for food, which I had, last time I bought a boat and thought I was leaving....smh...
n/a MKULTRAserialkillers 2017-05-29
Some nice heirloom or non GMO seeds I presume? Have you ever thought of living on your boat?
This may be a bit lowbrow for you but... https://squattheplanet.com/boat-punk-sailing/
The idea is not limited to any counterculture or class.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
This is very cool. Yes, heirloom seeds from UNH...
n/a MKULTRAserialkillers 2017-05-29
Beautiful.
Bring along some poppy seeds and Cubensis spores and I'm there.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Done. F it. Let's just summer in Thailand....
n/a jayjayflo 2017-05-29
Agreed. Room for one more guys?
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
We would certainly consider all interested parties. What do you bring to the table?
n/a jayjayflo 2017-05-29
Great at talking my way out of crazy shit. Could come in useful. You never know.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
What's crazy?
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Just curious.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Hot af is my plan...but options are important..
n/a 00worms00 2017-05-29
hot af is essential. the sun being an unlimited source of free energy. not to mention a cold micronation would basically turn into a "cult" once the summer after the first winter came to an end and faced with the prospects of another 7-9 month winter the leaders had to convince others to stay. there is a reason people don't live in shanty towns in the artic circle. not to mention food supply will be the number one issue and warm weather require so much fewer calories to survive even not considering that you can barely farm in the north.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Agreed. Plus, all my planning has been around tropical weather.
n/a 00worms00 2017-05-29
are you actually planning this? because I would be seriously interested to help in any way and I actually have very few ties. all my hopes and dreams can be achieved alongside a nomadic life that includes international travel. I don't have any specific preperations beyond a wide range of knowledge and the competency to follow compelx instructuons.... although those two things can be pretty darn useful haha.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Mens rea does not mean what you think it means.
n/a 00worms00 2017-05-29
I just meant that my core philosophy is based around trying to do the right thing. not an actual specific political philosophy. I'm worried you are dedicated to some specific one.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Mens rea is a term used to define intent regarding culpability in criminal law. If I'm not mistaken, it's latin for guilty mind. I have no malintent, and it's micro in the sense it will likely be 5 or 6 people...if that. Nothing to concern anyone.
n/a 00worms00 2017-05-29
food prices on even medium sized island nations are always high and farming for carbohydrates is never going to be economical. resources would be better invested into literal investments(not the shotty stock market kind but real means of production type shit.) I just don't want to join a full communist group that's trying to farm and legal-speak their way into nation status when they're barely surviving. out of the box thinking will lead to the kind of success that might foster semi real international recognition from other nations. it's just the sad state of the world we live in but I actually see a micro natiom such as this as potentially a very desirable place to live rather than something populated by die-hard "cult members" . "sadly" material success (whether collectively shared or not) will bring international recognition faster than basically asking people to call us not not american.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
I must has misrepresented myself. Where am I materially unsuccessful? While I understand your point, I'm not looking to be relevant, I'm looking to disappear. It's not a cult, it's invite only.
n/a 00worms00 2017-05-29
I just assumed that you were probably middle class like most people. I actually came to this thread randomly and don't know the context. if you're planning on living in this place quietly that's all the better. I also assumed that anyone trying to form a micronatiom would be of the loudmouth legalese type instead of someone quietly squatting somewhere. no, that's a pretty good plan. and I'm glad that you have resources since it'll be expensive in the beginning.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
It's odd that you would have concluded that from this thread. We're just a bunch of assholes who have had it with the confines of statism and modern society, looking to get while we can.
Nothing to see here...carry on.
n/a 00worms00 2017-05-29
I get the hint.
this is not my first or even third "seriously planning a micronatiom" thread so my bad for assuming.
n/a 00worms00 2017-05-29
but you can use the Sun to desalinate the sea water... or you can use indirect solar energy to distill it through boiling. vs living in a place where you need calories to survive thr winter yet can barely squeeze out a singe crop per year and have effectively no energy coming from the sun for probably 8 months of the year
n/a DoYouEvenBrewBro 2017-05-29
i would go north. The harder a place is to adapt to, the less likely you are to be messed with. The Caribbean was fought over brutally for a long time because its tropical weather. Dont see many people battling over property in the North Canadian Arctic Archipelago (total pop 14k)
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
You're in.
n/a MKULTRAserialkillers 2017-05-29
Thanks, I'll arrange a column of Somali pirates to handle any problems that may come our way.
Hope you don't mind a few dozen of them joining our micro state commune thing. Lol
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
There's already one assembled here in Portland, Maine....somalian army....
Tbt, I'm an army of one.... but I'm not making unilateral decisions...
n/a aleister 2017-05-29
I have to remind my recently red-pilled wife of this often, "If you think they're going to give you your country back without a fight, you are sadly mistaken".
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
They will not, hence why we need to seize an uninhabited island somewhere and create our own damn country, based on lessons learned. No throwing baby out with the bath water, though... I'm dead serious. We should start a kick starter and get some lawyers and militias on board... We're gonna need a boat, though. OP is working on that... π
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Truth. I'm a legal whiz...have a lawyer...(don't need him per se) and I'm definitely buying a boat. Probably two. One to live on, and one to dinghy around on. U in u/ninjakick666 ?
n/a Ninjakick666 2017-05-29
I dunno... I really hate seafood... and I thinks thats all there is to eat out in the sea...
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Yeah, you're good here.
That's a quote from one of my favorite movies...
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
I don't even know how to sail. But I was raised on the ocean...on a boat, and I have sailed several times...I just wasn't the captain...so you'll have to sign a waiver. Tssss. I already picked a spot. And it's plural...
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
Neither have I.. But, you know what? Fuck it, we can do it. I have several Islands picked out, some better than other in regards to legality... Like I said, I'm dead serious... There is an island off the coast of Alaska we could seize, for various reasons... Look into the "horn" of Alaska. That is all I will say. I'm a northerner, you looking south or north?
n/a AIsuicide 2017-05-29
I think you will like this...there is a book called "To Build a Ship". It's the story of the "Morningstar". A replica of the ship sits in front of the Tillamook Cheese Factory in Tillamook, Oregon.
Fascinating read about men stranded on the coast of Oregon with no way to get supplies from Astoria once Henry Astor's supply ship stopped coming from New York.
The captain of Astor's ship was the only one who would sail into Tillamook bay. When he retired the men had to find a way to get supplies themselves from Astoria.
One of them...was a master ship-builder. Who just happened to have brought all his hand tools in a steamer trunk.
n/a MKULTRAserialkillers 2017-05-29
The Morningstar huh...
n/a AIsuicide 2017-05-29
Yeah...quite the name choice huh?
n/a MKULTRAserialkillers 2017-05-29
Pretty blatant! I guess it was an Astor ship...
n/a AIsuicide 2017-05-29
No..it was the ship the stranded men built by hand. It's a great true story..
Highly recommend reading it. It's a short book. Makes you wish the story was longer.
n/a MKULTRAserialkillers 2017-05-29
I'm sorry I misunderstood. Sounds like a great book. I think I'll pick up a copy next time I stop by the library.
If I don't like it I'll come for you!! Lol
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Funny.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
I'm serious as well. Been planning since '13. I'm planning on heading east. Of Africa....
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
We have to go North, if we want fresh water!
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
I have conversion filters and...I'm sure you're aware salt water can be purified.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
I'll ask my attorneys...Probably advise against it, but pshh ..I pay them $450/hr for advice I don't take...just curious what the pitfalls would be...spoiler alert:taking flying lessons too.
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n/a DoYouEvenBrewBro 2017-05-29
I had a buddy, a brilliant one i might add, who was from South Africa and came stateside as a child. He saved up every penny he had through high school and college and bought a boat. Now he lives on the sea and is subject to international waters laws at best. He also pursued a career in web store/online cart development, which can be done remotely. He saw the proverbial sh*tstorm a mile a way.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
u/LightBringerFlex
n/a DoYouEvenBrewBro 2017-05-29
i have to constantly ask people what is the purpose of government? The answer: To convince you they are necessary. I had great economics and govt. professors in college who taught the same thing. The purpose of a politician is to stay in office.
n/a Red-Vagabond 2017-05-29
Shills are going to be a reality in this era of anonymous free services on the web.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
It's just so sudden and pervasive. Rinse/repeat. I started noticing when the flat earthers came around....now it's more shills than homies.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Plus, mods are on me like flies on shitposts....as though I haven't been shitposting for years....noone minded. u/Putin_loves_cats telling me to put the bong down was the most severe reprimand. /s
n/a Red-Vagabond 2017-05-29
To be fair, flies are attracted to shit.
n/a Brostradamnus 2017-05-29
Go on wikipede, search for the murder of SR, read the statement supported by citation 5. Click on that citation and follow it to the NYT opinion piece and read how that statement is known to be true. You know nothing.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
What? When did anyone claim to know anything?
n/a MKULTRAserialkillers 2017-05-29
I think your comment is in the wrong post.
n/a Brostradamnus 2017-05-29
Could be why it's downvoted
n/a squirtking33 2017-05-29
CAN ANYONE see my Pizzagate embassies post in Reddit COn. new?? It got shadowbanned three times!
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
I see you here...
n/a escalationstares 2017-05-29
Responses to this thread make it clear what is actually going on ...
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Thank goodness you're here. What exactly is going on?
n/a aleister 2017-05-29
Given most the folks in thread I have tagged to something with a 'lime' color, I suspect he probably sees a lot of 'red' instead.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Wow. And again.
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
u/DoYouEvenBrewBro
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
Don't know why this tag is so far down...didn't mean to do that.
n/a jayjayflo 2017-05-29
Oh anything that might require careful wording to navigate out of lol
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
Think deeply about what I said...
n/a Putin_loves_cats 2017-05-29
Neither have I.. But, you know what? Fuck it, we can do it. I have several Islands picked out, some better than other in regards to legality... Like I said, I'm dead serious... There is an island off the coast of Alaska we could seize, for various reasons... Look into the "horn" of Alaska. That is all I will say. I'm a northerner, you looking south or north?
n/a escalationstares 2017-05-29
One of the first things a self-sustaining society needs is people who have the capability for critical thought ...
n/a ichoosejif 2017-05-29
I don't. You think I am?