So much fuckery

0  2017-05-29 by ichoosejif

Clearly, there's a narrative here of shillery. Lucky, just enough newbs to make them relevant. Fab. Super great job r/conspiracy.

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No one said the Great Awakening/Unveiling would be easy...

Damn skippy, homeslice.

"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."

β€œIf freedom is a requisite for human happiness, then all that’s necessary is to provide the illusion of freedom.”

― B.F. Skinner

Yeah...this indeed.

Right. I can't understand why they would even need such fuckery....people are either dumb as f, or they already know the program.....so why all the pomp and circumstance?

Not really sure what you're referring to in relation to op. I'm just pissed the newbs or fellow shills are taking the bait.

Think deeply about what I said...

I am thinking...and I process at light speeds....so I'm confused...I mean I understand it on its face....I will continue to ponder...

Boat purchase contingent on broker closing on my land....you will be the first to know. Got a passport? I'm going to have to stay on board until we get to where we are going. 😁

Lol. I'm down to establish a sovereign nation. Anything a little further south than Alaska would be nice though!

We have two options. Hot as hell tropics, or moist lands in the north. One has fresh water, the other does not. Do you like water or sun bathing? You have to choose....

I'll grab my jacket and canteen!

Captain Meowface will be leading the ship I presume? I will bring cat treats so as to curry favor with him.

Nah, you would actually no the person behind the moniker... I'd actually tell you my name ;)

This is actually a really nice, possibly even possible idea. I haven't studied that much on micronations but im down as fuck.

Don't doxx yourself now Putin:)

Dude, we have to do something.. I'm done... I'm sick and tired. We can claim an uninhabited island and make it our own. I'll never Doxx myself, some may want me to, but they cannot... No one can.... If your on the boat though, you will know my name.. I'm not as much of dick a many want to portray me to be...

Cool:)

I think you're chill, personally. I don't know if you saw this link I shared with Ichoosejif but I think it's fascinating. I've been thinking about this lifestyle for a long time:

https://squattheplanet.com/boat-punk-sailing/

Me too boys. Let's do this damn thing. I have to practice flying...

I've got to wrap some things up. Gonna be a bit....planning...patience grasshopper.

Let me know. I'm serious... There is an island we could seize in the north, right now....With infrastructure, then secede... Not sure if you think I'm joking...

One of the first things a self-sustaining society needs is people who have the capability for critical thought ...

Fitting, you do not have it....

Says the person incapable of analyzing evidence in order to determine it's credibility ... looking forward to your eggshell Earth society.

Was your fee fees hurt, or your account? Reply!!!

Homies got it all figured out. We might need a thinker. We're taking him. Done.

I'll nail his ass to the front of the ship. Pirate style...

We need a deck wench.

Agreed!

Neither? If you want to create a self-sustaining society you need people with accountability, which you self-admittedly lack.

I motion we definitely just disassociate. Hopefully shillington will agree....based on his post history, it's doubtful.

I don't. You think I am?

We will need a shitload of weed, and seeds for food, which I had, last time I bought a boat and thought I was leaving....smh...

Some nice heirloom or non GMO seeds I presume? Have you ever thought of living on your boat?

This may be a bit lowbrow for you but... https://squattheplanet.com/boat-punk-sailing/

The idea is not limited to any counterculture or class.

This is very cool. Yes, heirloom seeds from UNH...

Beautiful.

Bring along some poppy seeds and Cubensis spores and I'm there.

Done. F it. Let's just summer in Thailand....

Agreed. Room for one more guys?

We would certainly consider all interested parties. What do you bring to the table?

Great at talking my way out of crazy shit. Could come in useful. You never know.

What's crazy?

Just curious.

Hot af is my plan...but options are important..

hot af is essential. the sun being an unlimited source of free energy. not to mention a cold micronation would basically turn into a "cult" once the summer after the first winter came to an end and faced with the prospects of another 7-9 month winter the leaders had to convince others to stay. there is a reason people don't live in shanty towns in the artic circle. not to mention food supply will be the number one issue and warm weather require so much fewer calories to survive even not considering that you can barely farm in the north.

Agreed. Plus, all my planning has been around tropical weather.

are you actually planning this? because I would be seriously interested to help in any way and I actually have very few ties. all my hopes and dreams can be achieved alongside a nomadic life that includes international travel. I don't have any specific preperations beyond a wide range of knowledge and the competency to follow compelx instructuons.... although those two things can be pretty darn useful haha.

Mens rea does not mean what you think it means.

I just meant that my core philosophy is based around trying to do the right thing. not an actual specific political philosophy. I'm worried you are dedicated to some specific one.

Mens rea is a term used to define intent regarding culpability in criminal law. If I'm not mistaken, it's latin for guilty mind. I have no malintent, and it's micro in the sense it will likely be 5 or 6 people...if that. Nothing to concern anyone.

food prices on even medium sized island nations are always high and farming for carbohydrates is never going to be economical. resources would be better invested into literal investments(not the shotty stock market kind but real means of production type shit.) I just don't want to join a full communist group that's trying to farm and legal-speak their way into nation status when they're barely surviving. out of the box thinking will lead to the kind of success that might foster semi real international recognition from other nations. it's just the sad state of the world we live in but I actually see a micro natiom such as this as potentially a very desirable place to live rather than something populated by die-hard "cult members" . "sadly" material success (whether collectively shared or not) will bring international recognition faster than basically asking people to call us not not american.

I must has misrepresented myself. Where am I materially unsuccessful? While I understand your point, I'm not looking to be relevant, I'm looking to disappear. It's not a cult, it's invite only.

I just assumed that you were probably middle class like most people. I actually came to this thread randomly and don't know the context. if you're planning on living in this place quietly that's all the better. I also assumed that anyone trying to form a micronatiom would be of the loudmouth legalese type instead of someone quietly squatting somewhere. no, that's a pretty good plan. and I'm glad that you have resources since it'll be expensive in the beginning.

It's odd that you would have concluded that from this thread. We're just a bunch of assholes who have had it with the confines of statism and modern society, looking to get while we can.

Nothing to see here...carry on.

I get the hint.

this is not my first or even third "seriously planning a micronatiom" thread so my bad for assuming.

but you can use the Sun to desalinate the sea water... or you can use indirect solar energy to distill it through boiling. vs living in a place where you need calories to survive thr winter yet can barely squeeze out a singe crop per year and have effectively no energy coming from the sun for probably 8 months of the year

i would go north. The harder a place is to adapt to, the less likely you are to be messed with. The Caribbean was fought over brutally for a long time because its tropical weather. Dont see many people battling over property in the North Canadian Arctic Archipelago (total pop 14k)

You're in.

Thanks, I'll arrange a column of Somali pirates to handle any problems that may come our way.

Hope you don't mind a few dozen of them joining our micro state commune thing. Lol

There's already one assembled here in Portland, Maine....somalian army....

Tbt, I'm an army of one.... but I'm not making unilateral decisions...

I have to remind my recently red-pilled wife of this often, "If you think they're going to give you your country back without a fight, you are sadly mistaken".

They will not, hence why we need to seize an uninhabited island somewhere and create our own damn country, based on lessons learned. No throwing baby out with the bath water, though... I'm dead serious. We should start a kick starter and get some lawyers and militias on board... We're gonna need a boat, though. OP is working on that... πŸ˜‚

Truth. I'm a legal whiz...have a lawyer...(don't need him per se) and I'm definitely buying a boat. Probably two. One to live on, and one to dinghy around on. U in u/ninjakick666 ?

I dunno... I really hate seafood... and I thinks thats all there is to eat out in the sea...

Yeah, you're good here.

That's a quote from one of my favorite movies...

I don't even know how to sail. But I was raised on the ocean...on a boat, and I have sailed several times...I just wasn't the captain...so you'll have to sign a waiver. Tssss. I already picked a spot. And it's plural...

Neither have I.. But, you know what? Fuck it, we can do it. I have several Islands picked out, some better than other in regards to legality... Like I said, I'm dead serious... There is an island off the coast of Alaska we could seize, for various reasons... Look into the "horn" of Alaska. That is all I will say. I'm a northerner, you looking south or north?

I think you will like this...there is a book called "To Build a Ship". It's the story of the "Morningstar". A replica of the ship sits in front of the Tillamook Cheese Factory in Tillamook, Oregon.

Fascinating read about men stranded on the coast of Oregon with no way to get supplies from Astoria once Henry Astor's supply ship stopped coming from New York.

The captain of Astor's ship was the only one who would sail into Tillamook bay. When he retired the men had to find a way to get supplies themselves from Astoria.

One of them...was a master ship-builder. Who just happened to have brought all his hand tools in a steamer trunk.

The Morningstar huh...

Yeah...quite the name choice huh?

Pretty blatant! I guess it was an Astor ship...

No..it was the ship the stranded men built by hand. It's a great true story..

Highly recommend reading it. It's a short book. Makes you wish the story was longer.

I'm sorry I misunderstood. Sounds like a great book. I think I'll pick up a copy next time I stop by the library.

If I don't like it I'll come for you!! Lol

Funny.

I'm serious as well. Been planning since '13. I'm planning on heading east. Of Africa....

We have to go North, if we want fresh water!

I have conversion filters and...I'm sure you're aware salt water can be purified.

I'll ask my attorneys...Probably advise against it, but pshh ..I pay them $450/hr for advice I don't take...just curious what the pitfalls would be...spoiler alert:taking flying lessons too.

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I had a buddy, a brilliant one i might add, who was from South Africa and came stateside as a child. He saved up every penny he had through high school and college and bought a boat. Now he lives on the sea and is subject to international waters laws at best. He also pursued a career in web store/online cart development, which can be done remotely. He saw the proverbial sh*tstorm a mile a way.

u/LightBringerFlex

i have to constantly ask people what is the purpose of government? The answer: To convince you they are necessary. I had great economics and govt. professors in college who taught the same thing. The purpose of a politician is to stay in office.

Shills are going to be a reality in this era of anonymous free services on the web.

It's just so sudden and pervasive. Rinse/repeat. I started noticing when the flat earthers came around....now it's more shills than homies.

Plus, mods are on me like flies on shitposts....as though I haven't been shitposting for years....noone minded. u/Putin_loves_cats telling me to put the bong down was the most severe reprimand. /s

To be fair, flies are attracted to shit.

Go on wikipede, search for the murder of SR, read the statement supported by citation 5. Click on that citation and follow it to the NYT opinion piece and read how that statement is known to be true. You know nothing.

What? When did anyone claim to know anything?

I think your comment is in the wrong post.

Could be why it's downvoted

CAN ANYONE see my Pizzagate embassies post in Reddit COn. new?? It got shadowbanned three times!

I see you here...

Responses to this thread make it clear what is actually going on ...

Thank goodness you're here. What exactly is going on?

Given most the folks in thread I have tagged to something with a 'lime' color, I suspect he probably sees a lot of 'red' instead.

Wow. And again.

u/DoYouEvenBrewBro

Don't know why this tag is so far down...didn't mean to do that.

Oh anything that might require careful wording to navigate out of lol

Think deeply about what I said...

Neither have I.. But, you know what? Fuck it, we can do it. I have several Islands picked out, some better than other in regards to legality... Like I said, I'm dead serious... There is an island off the coast of Alaska we could seize, for various reasons... Look into the "horn" of Alaska. That is all I will say. I'm a northerner, you looking south or north?

One of the first things a self-sustaining society needs is people who have the capability for critical thought ...

I don't. You think I am?