I am the leader of the reptilians (praise be the name of Naka!) and am from a planet that, if you wanted to pronounce it properly, you would have to rip out your vocal cords and replace them with the souls of a thousand people in hell.
My ship has landed in Ohio where I now control the great and powerful force called the OSU Buckeyes. All hail the nuts!
Also live in Vegas. You hitting up EDC by any chance? Going so I can give my brain a reset from all this craziness. Hit me up if you are, gonna jam out to some live trance.
I dont have my ticket either. You have to buy all three days if you do Ticketmaster or something. I'm only going Sunday, and its extremely easy to get last day wrist bands off people because they're to fucked up or tired to go the last day. Last year it was easy to get three of them, so many people selling the last day bands on the strip. Can get one from 80-150$.
37 comments
n/a aleister 2017-06-01
In a van down by the river.
n/a Gaslightin 2017-06-01
Was going to say under a bridge but this is better.
n/a Veneox 2017-06-01
The Fact we have a Chris Farley impersonater at Freemont street every weekend makes this not too far-fetched.
n/a WarSanchez 2017-06-01
The Good Ole 414.
n/a CallMeDende 2017-06-01
The moon.
n/a jaydwalk 2017-06-01
I'm actually a Pleiadian! I hate it here!
n/a themeanbeaver 2017-06-01
Where the geese are the real natives.
n/a Bruuus 2017-06-01
I am from the electricity inside of your head.
n/a Another-Chance 2017-06-01
I am the leader of the reptilians (praise be the name of Naka!) and am from a planet that, if you wanted to pronounce it properly, you would have to rip out your vocal cords and replace them with the souls of a thousand people in hell.
My ship has landed in Ohio where I now control the great and powerful force called the OSU Buckeyes. All hail the nuts!
n/a munchkin_9382 2017-06-01
O-H
n/a Another-Chance 2017-06-01
I-O
n/a munchkin_9382 2017-06-01
Ok confirmed you are from ohio
n/a IanPhlegming 2017-06-01
Sopranoland
n/a western_red 2017-06-01
Me too! Which county? http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/funny-new-jersey-area-map-591x1024.jpg
n/a IanPhlegming 2017-06-01
LOL. Half hour of entertainment from that link. Executives driving Mercedes, sadly.
n/a western_red 2017-06-01
Me too again! But we were out dangerously close to the Hill People.
n/a Cobra-Serpentress 2017-06-01
West Coast
n/a Gaslightin 2017-06-01
Under a bridge.
n/a ysl_george 2017-06-01
I'm from the UK..
n/a Veneox 2017-06-01
Please don't make up countries from old history books.
n/a RecoveringGrace 2017-06-01
At least he didn't say Finland.
n/a IntellisaurDinoAlien 2017-06-01
Says the man from the 'land of the free'.
n/a Throw10101027 2017-06-01
Any UK conspiracies like JFK, Cia, 911?
n/a ysl_george 2017-06-01
princess diana, royal family stuff, 7/7, recent manchester attack
n/a tylerdurwin 2017-06-01
Nj
n/a PortOfDenver 2017-06-01
You just gave doxxing info
n/a western_red 2017-06-01
I'm from New Jersey, although I haven't lived there in over two decades.
n/a The_Pleiadian 2017-06-01
Pleiades.
n/a StarchildStChampion 2017-06-01
Username checks out.
n/a Ive_gone_guano 2017-06-01
I'm from the state with the worst credit rating of all of them.
I need out of this Fucking state.
n/a heymikeyp 2017-06-01
Also live in Vegas. You hitting up EDC by any chance? Going so I can give my brain a reset from all this craziness. Hit me up if you are, gonna jam out to some live trance.
n/a Veneox 2017-06-01
I've only been here a few months, don't know if I can still get tickets but if its not too late something I would be willing to try.
n/a heymikeyp 2017-06-01
I dont have my ticket either. You have to buy all three days if you do Ticketmaster or something. I'm only going Sunday, and its extremely easy to get last day wrist bands off people because they're to fucked up or tired to go the last day. Last year it was easy to get three of them, so many people selling the last day bands on the strip. Can get one from 80-150$.
n/a usernamenn 2017-06-01
Westside Atlantic, Flat Earth.
n/a Tecumsehs_Revenge 2017-06-01
The motherland. Before they took it.
n/a lehberger 2017-06-01
USA! USA!
n/a ridestraight 2017-06-01
Reporting in from the 208
n/a KLOPPOSITION 2017-06-01
Inglaterra
n/a Ezazcil 2017-06-01
Minnesnowta
n/a Deaconblues18 2017-06-01
Where the Water tastes like Wine.
n/a munchkin_9382 2017-06-01
Taured !
n/a TheAmazingPolPot 2017-06-01
Homer
n/a RecoveringGrace 2017-06-01
At least he didn't say Finland.
n/a IntellisaurDinoAlien 2017-06-01
Says the man from the 'land of the free'.
n/a ysl_george 2017-06-01
princess diana, royal family stuff, 7/7, recent manchester attack