Canada doesn't exist

0  2017-06-22 by yousaydumbthings

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29 comments

Lol

Take off, you hoser

Why should I take off?

Please respect other views and opinions, and keep an open mind. Our goals are a fairer, more transparent world and a better future for everyone.

If you can't handle the truth that's not my fault.

At what point did you express it was your view or opinion?

username checks out

What

Canada is actual fake news.

Can confirm. In Chicago we get twenty dollars everytime we say god bless the queen or try this poutaine.

I don't think you're in the right part of Chicago? The syrup makers pay a base salary and 40 hour work day to people keeping up the lies in Englewood and Riverdale.

I got to talk to my satanist, gang affilliated union rep.

i knew it!

Seek help

Make me, Lana

Sterling...

Have u tried driving up north any northern state(Washington, North Dakota, Minnesota, etc) and see what lies ahead?

Lived in New Hampshire growing up, actually.

How? What? Come on...
I've been to Canada many times and had no idea I was visiting a place that did not exist.

It's actual fake news.

Ah...

It's actually better known as "America's tophat".

Forget the mexico wall we need a Canada wall. That's where all the goddamn cold air comes from!!

This are actually the best posts in this whole reddit, what keeps me hooked to reality and care myself to never cross the line OP crossed.

Maple Syrup is a NAFTA monopoly.

Shit wow I just looked around where I live and realized what I always thought was Toronto is actually just buffalo!

*Chicago

It will shock you to know, that not only does Canada exist, we have a strategic maple syrup supply, and it was burgled a few years back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federation_of_Quebec_Maple_Syrup_Producers#Strategic_reserve

No that was faked by the american syrup industry. It made syrup prices go up, right? Canada does not exist.

Mais alors mon amie, we do too. It is America that no longer exists.

Finally something we can all agree on. This is unacceptable. We must demand answers. You have my blade

No, Canada ist just very far away.

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Removed. trolling.

Lived in New Hampshire growing up, actually.