Im Jon Bon Jovi to be honest.

Your hair is a dead give away.

And I'm Joseph Goebbels.

Elvis here, thank-you, thank-you, thank-you very much!

I'm Jarred Kushner. Don't tell pops

Have you done any colluding with Russians today?

Define colluding

I played handball with Sergi and then squatted in a circle and smoked cigarettes with his pals

Are the plans for Blue Beam on track? What about making Ivanka into the next Samiramis? And how is the real head of the Illuminati you are paving the way for doing? Last I heard they're the unofficial head of Myanmar...

Fnord

Perhaps.

Can confirm. Am Yeezus.

Username checks out

Know it for a fact. Conspiracy fact.

If you know it for a fact, you either know someone or you are someone.

I've heard rumors I'm a people too.

i have posted to call them out, and stand up for the correct side of history; no takers thus far. Of course theyre here, but they all gutless money grubbers...waiting for the next coke n fuck party

A coke and fuck party sounds amazing tbh.

I know for a fact from a good source that the people we talk about here are here and participating to some degree.

Interesting, even more so that it's coming from you.

It's weird to imagine that guy trolling you in a pg thread might be Podesta. But it appears that this is the case. Quite the trip.

Celebrities don't even like doing their own AMAs, I doubt they lurk this sub tbh

That's a fair point, but I've seen "off the record" interviews of celebrities who openly talk about their over involvement in twiter, facebook etc etc. Perhaps reddit isn't completely off their list of social media platforms.

You would be amazed if you knew...

I feel like Michael Rivero gets a lot of his talking points from headlines here.

And to be fair he provides a lot talking points that get re-posted here.

I like to think Rob Schneider is on here

If anyone was, for some reason I'd hope it was Rob Schneider.

Probably James Woods and Roseanne Barr too. Hi guys!

A lot? Not a fucking chance. Maybe a few here and there. They're too busy being high profile and playing the game.

You act as if "playing the game" is some sort of thing that takes up all their time. Celebrities are just celebrities and have lives like you and I. What's to say they're not frequent users on sites like Reddit?

What's to say that I'm not a celebrity/high-profile person?

touché

I know for a fact that real movers and shakers in politics and intelligence lurk, and sometimes post, here and particularly on 4chan. I suspect Roger Stone, for one.

My guess is a high percentage lurk but 0% would risk commenting here.

Clebrities are the best!

I pray Sessions takes a peek here now and again.

I think they do.

I would rather not wonder such a subject, it yields the idea of emotional perseverance rather than logical and factual though rooted with an immense degee of skepticism. This is to say, it might not often matter who says it, but the content of the words and how verifiable those details are.

I am a famous celebrity, so yes.

Who art thou

I know for a fact that someone told me I am Jim Hendrix.

Hi Denzel!

I have made some world changing contributions in my life and have revealed my identity to probably half a dozen people on reddit over the years.

I'm actually Woody Harrelson, now can we please discuss Rampart?

That's a fair point, but I've seen "off the record" interviews of celebrities who openly talk about their over involvement in twiter, facebook etc etc. Perhaps reddit isn't completely off their list of social media platforms.

It's weird to imagine that guy trolling you in a pg thread might be Podesta. But it appears that this is the case. Quite the trip.