Real.

You sure as shit are not....

That hurts, my dude.

I bet it does... You always run from me ;)

Why you always chasin' 😙

I'm not, but you're in my web, now :)

Ohhhhh, you two.

(We're actually the same person, just arguing with myself)

That can't be true.

(But in this sub, most of what I know to be true goes right out the window.)

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

You and Karmic are the same person....

We're all the same person.

Who's we?

Us. Me.

That doesn't make any sense. Who is we?

Us.

We?

I'm your alt.

Why do you think we always run into each other.

I'm you. You're me.

....

Here you are.. Perfect placement!

I haven't smoked enough weed to understand this conversation. Maybe I should check back in a few minutes.

Change dat account....

Why are you polling this sub?

I can't find any stats on what percentage of /conspiracy believes in each conspiracy and I I am a human so curious by nature. I only want a one word/sentence answer, not an essay :)

You have two polls here. Now, why?

I don't need stats. I want to know the percentage of /conspiracy who thinks each conspiracy is real. I have no idea if flat earth is 5$ or 50%. I change user names every few months so I don't pay attention to points.

Why you looking for stats?

Why not? Don't you want stats?

Are you accusing me of doing this for a paper? I did get my Bachelors but I"m 35 now and change my user name every few months. I don't look at states and don't understand why anyone would value them.

I don't care for stats or polls, so.. why are you looking for them? Curious...

Why wouldn't you want stats? If you were a flat earther and realize 99%e were against you, wouldn't that concern you? Don't you want to know how big the group is that agrees with you? I'm autistic, I live off this type of thinking.

lmao. Dude, that comment proves your intentions. Get better at what you are trying to do.....

My intentions is to see the stats. What is wrong with that??????????????????????????????????

idk, polling is kind of weird, and is usually based with a bias and an agenda...

We poll how many people want cannabis legal. Isn't that valuable information?

Maybe, I just question those looking to poll this sub...

I won't do it because I don't want you guys to hate me or think I"m something I'm not. I'm sorry for not being more considerate.

To get an idea which theories are worth studying. Who on Eartrh wouldn't want a poll?

If a theory is 5% likely I'm not going to waste 5 minutes on it. Lol you guys are SO PARANOID

I doin't need stats, I want to understand whicch ones the community as a while think are true and worth studying, and which ones almost no one believes so I don't waste my time.

I THOUGHT I WAS CONTRIBUTING TO THE SUB, I'M SORRY FOR BEING AN AUTISTIC FUCKING IDIOT

who cares, tell the man what you really want to tell him - that it's the cats, dammit! romans are the comic figures in front of the cats, hiding them and their anus gateways of consciousness from the cheese-eating normie hoards. tell him that and maybe he'll go tell someone else, and that could be really entertaining.

Cats make people mentally ill...

sure why not

I think the moon is real.

The Moon is legit. Here's 2 mins about it. Extinction Level Moon Control

Damn John. That's exactly what I believe in.

We're not alone

soul magnent recycler thingy

I've asked people similar questions or how they think it got there.

Their consensus was that God created it. I asked them how. They all kinda agreed that he just made it and we accept it.

I thought Santa created it out of cheese, and it's hollow!

I don't believe in the moon cause I have never been there.

idk, polling is kind of weird, and is usually based with a bias and an agenda...

We're not alone