Nibiru causes Yellow Stone to erupt.

So basically the end of life for 80% of the world...you'd better hope Putin accepts a new calico as a form of amnesty.

Newly blind Trump will resign because he looked too long at the eclipse after being told not to.

Completely laughed here. Cheers.

That would require him to look away from FOX news or Twitter, but we can all hope!

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Newly blind Trump will resign because he looked too long at the eclipse after being told not to.

We are half of the way there

People realize the moon isn't causing the eclipse , but instead it's the North Node. Also known as Rahu.

L Ron Hubbard would love that.

cat reveal themselves to be an interdimensional race of supergeniuses controlling the planet via a mass synchronized planet-wide dance routine performed by every cat on the planet taken from the musical cats!, for the duration of the musical's run but in cat years.

Butt pirates will take over all port cities. Watch out for butt pirates, arrrrrrr.

They're comin for that booty!

Eye Cap'n! Arrrrrr! We will invade like the House Greyjoy for revenge on that booty! The moon shall provide cover.

I'll get a job

I hear they're accepting crisis actor applications in vegas.

The Jews who run Hollywood will have Mel Gibson strapped across a stone altar at the heart of MGM Studios. The slavering masses of Hollywood elite will be assembled to see a blood sacrifice...A sacrifice that will ensure the protected perpetuation of pedophilia rings tied to the highest echelons of the British and US power structure.

They are all high on magic mushrooms and DMT, because those are the drugs that help the elite manipulate both time and space and control the masses.

The rest of Mel Gibson's family is going to be sacrificed next...To some sort of bloodthirsty god. Mel Gibson's sons and daughters whimper in chains, because of the sunburn they suffer in Los Angeles without a good rubdown of Coppertone SPF 30.

The moon suddenly obstructs the sun.

Just as the total eclipse is reached, Mel will break his chains, and chop the Hollywood elite into little bits because they were about to fuck with his family. There will be a tender moment when Mel Gibson cuddles with his family, but there will still be a looming threat, leaving everything open to a sequel.

THE END.

what's the title?

Jew Sacrifice Ridge

is this self-produced or what?

No, you fucking retard. It is financed with Rothschild money to distract the masses from the elites' utter disregard for Milton Friedman. Gosh! You sheeple are so stupid.

No, you fucking retard. It is financed with Rothschild money to distract the masses from the elites' utter disregard for Milton Friedman. Gosh! You sheeple are so stupid.

Why would they finance their own demise? Makes no sense. Unless Mel Gibson is a supergenius and it's been hidden from us this whole time via a well choreographed sequence of misadventure.

You are obviously not playing 14-dimensional chess like the elites. Michio Kaku says there are 14 dimensions. Mel Gibson will destroy any Jew or Jap in any dimension if you fuck with his family. Just look at his eyes in Braveheart, when he intrudes on Robert the Bruce while riding a horse.

Those are the eyes of a man who plays 14 dimensional don't fuck with my family. Also, the Patriot, and any other movie where you fuck with Mel Gibson's family. It is a losing proposition. And so, the Hollywood elite should probably not mess with Mel Gobson.

The AI Supercomputer that is going up on the SpaceX flight on Monday, is going to take over the ISS and all satellites orbiting Earth to commence a cleansing program. When cell service is down, the AI will nuke the internet from the inside and it will take advantage of the first 0% communication for the U.S. since the end of the 1800's, and eliminate the entire North American continent. With the worlds largest superpower, Canada, and Mexico out of business, it would begin working its way down the rest of the power structures until it has barely enough to genetically repopulate and control their progress into an actual utopia.

No there is. Look it up

Not only will there be a AI issue. There already is an AI war. Not like we think. Defense or secure ai gains it's role and purpose. Just like watson just wants to do our taxes. An defense AI wants our "safety" by any cost so the goals and roles will pull the AI's into a room of archetypal battle till it's decided. My thinking, anyway

Goddam. Not bad

Thank you. I wish I could get paid for some of these things I come up with. At least, I think their good...

I get frustrated discussing AI with my tech friends. They keep thinking I'm demonizing tech when thats not true. Tech and AI Isn't and won't be a consciousness like we experience. It will do just like you or I do. Our role to its fullest. Which is my real concern since those people we call zealots lol. AI idealism, in a way

You'd be right to be afraid of what they can do, I mean Look at this

Haha nice! What I'm saying is, if you judge so by physical jump here do this, that's some baby shit. If AI hit "human consciousness" itd surpass it quickly. The AI would go into thinking and processing. A sectre we can't so readily read. So. Is it so fast its smart? Or so slow it's nothing to fear. I'm saying the gulf between the two will be QUICKLY!! conqured. Since that's what it's supposed to do. It will be a self replicating algarythm that will ignore us while we sleep

Depends on if you believe in quantum mechanics. Then they wouldn't need any time to think or compute. Alpha to Omega real quick

I do believe in quantum mechanics. Alot of evidence that the recessive parts of our brain already take part in such. So. Of we are to create and overcome ourselves. Our version of such may be messier or our rendition of quantum mechanics may make the machine act wildly. Think the AI in halo that have a small lifespan

Hey she lasted through 5 installments and 3 consoles

Ok, that was frighteningly creative. I'm just not sure what their appliance goals are for this technology outside perhaps some spy technology.

Stock market crash, frozen bank accounts.

Aliens use a sun spot as a star gate

HRC ascends high into the sky back the the fiery sun where she belongs.. everyone cheers

what is the significance of the eclipse this year? seems to have a lot more hype than other eclipses in the past

It passes over the US and we like to hype shit

All.the companies that sold the "Eclipse Glasses" actually got it wrong, but instead of going blind, everyone got a sort of "eclipse lasic", where their eyes can now see the aliens among us

Lasic "They Live"........ I love it!

TPTB use the fact that everybody is going to be looking up to finally drop their project blue beam show and have almost everybody see it.

England is going to silence Big Ben for 4 years and install monitoring equipment in it.

Speaking of the eclipse, I just have to say that ever since I heard (on this sub) that the moon is both 400x closer and 400x smaller than the sun, it's been in the back of my mind. Don't know what it means, if anything, but it's truly bizarre.

It's the biggest coincidence in the solar system

It's why many believe the moon was engineered or put into place on purpose. Pretty interesting.

33 days after the 21st.

It was so cool I went back in time

Clouds. Widespread clouds blocking your good time

I've lived just outside of DC for 3 years now and every eclipse has been entirely clouded out.

So...nothing happened.

Eye Cap'n! Arrrrrr! We will invade like the House Greyjoy for revenge on that booty! The moon shall provide cover.