Guess what? Nothing happened during the eclipse. Another doomsday prediction that resulted in nothing

7  2017-08-21 by ermanito

31 comments

1  Reptilian_Democracy 2017-08-21

Darn?

1  BobNoel 2017-08-21

Still a few hours to go... :)

1  John_Lyshitski69 2017-08-21

Wth did you think was going to happen?

1  ermanito 2017-08-21

Nothing. Others however predicted all kinds of catastrophies from earthquakes to supervolcano eruptions, aliens and planet x

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/search?q=Eclipse&restrict_sr=on

1  John_Lyshitski69 2017-08-21

Lol

1  Ghostbustaj 2017-08-21

The true conspiracy here is your link brings up a 404.(👁 ͜ʖ👁)

1  ermanito 2017-08-21

Works perfectly fine

1  Ghostbustaj 2017-08-21

Nope. 404.

1  ermanito 2017-08-21

Well. Search for eclipse in this sub.

1  trumpsmicrodick 2017-08-21

They are going to fire up project blue beam annnnny minute now.

1  HempCO719 2017-08-21

Oh well, the next date is in September. Let's all not pay attention to the executive order Trump is about to sign in the next few hours. And you may want to skip his public address on TV later tonight about that order. Well, the pieces they want us to focus on

1  codaclouds 2017-08-21

where is the moon, this eclipse is some fake shit

1  RecoveringGrace 2017-08-21

My kids and I are using the pinhole observation method and I swear there is a satellite. Will you go out and try it?

1  codaclouds 2017-08-21

my dad mad this cereal box contraption but i'm looking at this big science scam with my plain eyeballs and he's mad at me for it. btw satellites don't exist.

1  RecoveringGrace 2017-08-21

I'm using "satellite"as a broad term.

1  codaclouds 2017-08-21

oh, well there's supposed to be six additional discs up there but i don't see them

1  RecoveringGrace 2017-08-21

We are seeing one extra.

1  codaclouds 2017-08-21

i saw a star or a planet or something down to the right of the sun when the eclipse was 100& but it disappeared once the disc started moving away

1  RecoveringGrace 2017-08-21

Try using a cheese grater. I'm not kidding.

1  DerkDerkinson 2017-08-21

Fuck all you naysayers. It's not even over yet

1  WizardOfTheWastes 2017-08-21

Lololol

1  Inam9797 2017-08-21

How do you know nothing happened? Maybe nothing big, but maybe some underground "huge" events were set in motion today.

I have a hard time believing TPTB that know what really goes on would let this opportunity slip by.

1  LightBringerFlex 2017-08-21

What made you think something was going to happen during the eclipse?

1  BaronMoriarty 2017-08-21

It did. People stopped commenting on it for a few minutes. And Charlottesville

1  natasha2827 2017-08-21

wow imagine talking about theories in a conspiracy sub

1  DoEyeNoU 2017-08-21

I said nothing was going to happen but I was wrong. My phone keeps popping up a message saying "no sims card installed." It's strange but also very annoying because everything works fine.

This absolutely must be the eclipse and has nothing to do with my dropping it in the clogged sink this morning. So WTH is going on??!!

/s -just in case someone thinks I'm serious.

1  Slipgrid 2017-08-21

Doomsday isn't until the next eclipse.

1  ermanito 2017-08-21

Or the next

Or the next

Or the next...

1  IndigoMD 2017-08-21

Doomsday?

1  Terex80 2017-08-21

I'm sure they'll all be coming out and admitting their mistakes soon enough /s

1  DickDobbs 2017-08-21

shit just begun dude

1  Ghostbustaj 2017-08-21

Nope. 404.

1  WizardOfTheWastes 2017-08-21

Lololol