TopMinds of Reddit Brigade Meeting
39 2017-08-28 by KKKDanglyKKK
On Thursday, August 28, 2017 at approximatey 15:30 PM I was involved in another top secret TopMinds of Reddit Bridage Meeting in the secretive subreddit /r/microwavedindividual. In this meeting, which involved about 500 Top Minds of Reddit Brigadiers, we were ordered by the leaders of the Brigadiers, /u/DanglyW and /u/NewJerseyFreakshow to commence a report as spam attack on this subreddit, subreddit's run by other conspiracy theorists (anything pertaining from issues such as 9-11 to flat earth theories), but more specifically confirming that /u/microwavedindividual is indeed being targeted and brigaded.
I am disgusted by their actions and am going to sabotage them going forward.
43 comments
1 ENDLESSBLOCKADEZ 2017-08-28
They are literally just a bunch of nerd virgin limo dick, fat asses that devout there time to literally contribute nothing but negative energy.
I can only assume these people are neolib DNC cock sucking maggots that follow orders.
1 4-7-2-3-9-8-5BREATHE 2017-08-28
Limo dick devout bastards!
1 butholesonmybutthole 2017-08-28
Can you prove this?
Not that I doubt it (the mods of /r/AgainstHateSubreddits and the mods of /r/TopMindsOfReddit, which is essentially a conspiracy theorist hate subreddit) but it would be nice to have proof.
With proof we could get the subreddit shut down (which would at least hurt their efforts a little while they attempted to regroup), but further more knowing the agenda of those who are attacking us would be a good insight to have.
1 JayCroghan 2017-08-28
It's not a conspiracy hate subreddit, it's where people laugh at the complete and utter lunacy that goes on in between actual conspiracies. Mate, read some of the links, there are people who shouldn't be allowed near a keyboard posting on Reddit.
1 Freonbarb 2017-08-28
Its a hate subreddit. Probably full of shill, too.
1 butholesonmybutthole 2017-08-28
They're making fun of people for what they believe.
Go ahead and try to have an actual discussion with some of those users about conspiracy theories. They're not just mocking the extremes of conspiracy communities, they're mocking the very idea of a conspiracy theory.
Seriously, nothing is valid there. Anything you say is immediately discredited by any of their favorite memes.
Look at this post where a user actually asks what pizzagate is. Then look at the inaccurate, biased responses they received.
This subreddit is nothing more than another way to blanket discredit any and all conspiracies.
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1 I_like_maps 2017-08-28
We don't hate you. We just think that many of the ideas that come out of conspiracy theorists, particularly here and /r/the_donald, are a mix of being incredibly ridiculous and also incredibly damaging to political discourse given how many people eat it up.
1 AlienLips 2017-08-28
Archived before the Mods delete it.
http://archive.is/ZviyH
1 _spacedtime 2017-08-28
I'm sure you're not lying and I'm sure you'll post proof.
1 YeshuaIsMessiah 2017-08-28
Isn't today (August 28, 2017) Monday? Or did you mean last Thursday, August 24, 2017?
1 Loffler 2017-08-28
I've seen this same post before, looks like he fucked up his copypasta
1 Floorspud 2017-08-28
Aug 28th would have been a Thursday in 2014.
1 siriusfeynman 2017-08-28
yup https://www.reddit.com/r/TargetedEnergyWeapons/comments/6t2d6w/brigading/
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1 borch3jackdaws 2017-08-28
You got in this meeting to sabotage them and didn't grab any screenshots or proof? You're not very good at this...
1 Zyklon_B_Nap 2017-08-28
Lmao that date!
1 hamgina 2017-08-28
But August 28th, 2017 was a Monday. This post literally started out with incorrect information.
1 the_shadowmind 2017-08-28
Topminds doesn't even have 500 people that would put in the effort to do something like this. You could at least accuse them of using their private Discord server of to plan bridages, like the way t_d does it.
1 SasquatchSmells 2017-08-28
I don't even know what this post means. Tbh....who gives a shit. If you don't like what's happening here, don't come here. Go somewhere else. Reddit isn't this big magical place that you have to go to.
1 RoosterClan 2017-08-28
The people who take shit like this seriously, on both sides, don't have lives outside of the internet.
1 y0uh3adspl0de_pc 2017-08-28
Always trust a man with kkk in his name not once, but TWO TIMES!
1 dwyanewadelebron 2017-08-28
TopMidndsOfReddit is the most shill infested den of degeneracy I have ever seen.
1 Afrobean 2017-08-28
There's an idiot who constantly links to us in r/wayofthebern too.
they never seem to get any response though, even in just karma haha
1 likes-to-use-italics 2017-08-28
Today is August 28, 2017, and it is a Monday.
1 polkadotgirl 2017-08-28
Join me at /r/conspiracyundone
I ban topminds users.
1 Sertoma 2017-08-28
So you censor people who disagree with you?
1 polkadotgirl 2017-08-28
No
1 Sertoma 2017-08-28
Banning someone just because they post in a certain subreddit is what then?
1 polkadotgirl 2017-08-28
Not allowing shills to destroy good discussion
1 Sertoma 2017-08-28
So posting in a certain subreddit automatically makes you a shill?
1 polkadotgirl 2017-08-28
That one
1 Sertoma 2017-08-28
Why? If you're just banning people from any sub that has shills then you better fucking ban everyone from r/conspiracy.
1 polkadotgirl 2017-08-28
What is the intention of topminds? Explain.
I'm going off of intentions. No other sub I have an issue with.
1 jloome 2017-08-28
This shit is hilarious.
1 Reetgeist 2017-08-28
I'm torn between upvoting you because I agree with you, or downvoting you so that the people who are using this as some kind of self validation exercise won't see you at the top.
1 jloome 2017-08-28
Your concern for their fragile mental health is laudable, but most of these dudes checked out of the critical thought and humility side of the social equation in their pre-teen years. Short of a decent SSRI and some lessons in the basics of civility and group mores, they're going to believe nonsense like this until they go.
I have relatives like these guys; they grew up in a closeted environment where the only social criticism was what they learned from that environment and its rules, or they had parents who worked all the time, or they simply aren't bright enough to understand how absurd most beliefs are and how much more complex social interaction is that just 'I like a, so I should hate b'. We're a binary species; the less people know, the more they fear, the more they invent myths and enemies to make themselves feel heroic and part of a movement, to increase the security of strength in numbers.
But sometimes, you just have to look at it, shake your head and laugh at it. It takes about five minutes of trolling through the threads on 'Top Minds' to realize it's a few dozen of us just gobsmacked by the witlessness of a fair swath of the internet, not some invading meme force of neckbearded twenty-year-olds. If I had to guess, I'd suspect most of us are older than the Reddit average.
The same biological evolution that drives our longetivity as a species is also leading to a confluence between cognitive neuroplasticity and technological development, so that instant information transfer leads to increased criticism, which leads to increased debate and, inevitably, more discovery and sharing of information from sources that actually are protective, as the false ones fail people more and more often. So the fringes are getting less fringe all the time. We'll both be dead by the time this sort of nonsense fucks off and people can stop identifying their enemies by simply hating whatever they think they aren't. But as long as we don't force a mass extinction before then and before technology/social change can keep up, it'll happen eventually.
Until then I reserve the right to giggle like a motherfucker at some of this nonsense.
1 siriusfeynman 2017-08-28
Nice pasta https://www.reddit.com/r/TargetedEnergyWeapons/comments/6t2d6w/brigading/
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1 cryospam 2017-08-28
While I wouldn't be surprised, we are going to need some screenshots to establish this as truth.
1 hereforloot 2017-08-28
What the fuck, this sub is so lost.
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