That's too bad, I already bought tickets to a football game. I wonder if apocalyptic scenarios are covered in the refund policy.

It's okay, the last 3 Armageddons were surprisingly peaceful.

It's says 84 and sunny here for Saturday. Not a bad way to go out.

I mean, if it actually happens, it happens. Worrying about it won't change anything. If you feel 'getting right with God' is necessary go do that then, I doubt that involves being on reddit though. Go feed the poor or something.

Getting right with God is not about feeding the poor, it's about being prepared spiritually for Him.

I thought Jesus said 'do not follow me, do as I do'? I'm mangling that horribly obviously but the essence is there. Don't you have lepers to cure or something?

I'll pray for you

Thanks, you'd be far better served praying for the victims of paedophile priests, or the souls of those who murdered the Albigensians, but feel free.

No you won't

I'll pray for you too Camfella.

Where in bible did it say that the world will end on September 23rd?

Oh no where, but that's the myth around here

Even more the reason to clear up the myth and tell people what the bible actually says, rather than letting people bask in ignorance.

Oh my God, the irony.

Revelations 13 describes the celestial alignment that will occur on the 23rd.

That doesn't meant fire on brimstone at 1:30 EST, just a marker for a new time/era.

''But as for that day or hour, no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.''

Saturday is not going to be the Armageddon, there's just supposed to be a celestial sign, read Revelation 12 and you'll understand this. Plus the Bible says that no man knows the day nor the hour of the return of Jesus, so all the date setting for Armageddon is forbidden.

Better get off reddit and go and do something Jesusy ASAP then, you wouldn't want to miss the boat.

I'm ready for God spiritually, I suggest you do the same, because your fun will come to an end sooner or later.

Dude, if Heaven is for clean living people who think endless prayer and grovelling meekness are assets count me the fuck out. I'll be partying in Hell with all the fun people.

Hell won't be a party, it'll be punishment and you wouldn't be able to fathom the amount of pain you'll be in. God will create a new heaven and a new earth and those who were loyal to Christ will inherit the new earth and Jesus will establish His kingdom on the new earth and we'll have new spiritual bodies. Life will be great with God.

Why would Satan punish those who doubt God if he's an adversary? Surely he'll be holding a welcoming party and handing out cocktails? Are you saying he's an employee of the God corporation too? Doesn't that make him as valuable to God as Jesus if his purpose is to punish us?

Maybe the whole thing is just a huge pile of crap.

Satan won't be punishing anybody in hell, satan himself will be punished in hell like the rest of the lost souls.

Pile of crap it is then, thanks for clearing that up.

Again with false dichotomies. Life is phenomenally more complicated that your black/white constructs.

Do exactly as you're told by this Roman-invented behaviour control system or go to Roman-invented Hell sounds pretty black and white to me too.

Do exactly as you're told by this bullshit Roman-invented behaviour control system or go to bullshit Roman-invented Hell sounds pretty black and white to me too.

Do exactly as you're told by this bullshit Roman-invented behaviour control system or go to bullshit Roman-invented Hell sounds pretty black and white to me too.

You're spot on regarding the control-system, however the Romans built Catholicism and Judeaism. Rome did not build Christianity.

Rome fed Christians to the lions.

Quite the dichotomy you set up for yourself.

You are making Jesus look bad, man. Pls stop.

For christ's sake.

ironically it's possible.

tfw KJU launches on saturday and starts ww3

Rocket Boy?

i mean the communistic dictator that the US is still technically not at peace with

Keeping my fingers crossed over here.

What?

helping a friend move.

so armageddon will most probably wait until after i broke my back carrying his couch. but before we are rewarded sandwiches and beer...

You're going to be taking your first bite right after you cracked the beeer and then, poof.

Similar boat. I'll get everything plugged in and ready to play, but the world will end before my band's first set.

Who were the most famous people on the titanic? The band that kept playing!
Having the opportunity to provide the soundtrack to the finale doom of mankind? Most bands would happily sell their souls (or at least their bass player) for that... ;)

If we could keep a bass player long enough, I'm sure we'd try to hock him for some extra chops. Until then, there's always practice I suppose.

Tangent: Funny how out of all of Zeppelin, the bass player is the most talented musician of the bunch. Yes I know Jimmy Page is a monster, but John Paul Jones is a multi instrumentalist, capable of playing (and even building) pretty much any instrument there is. Could it be....Satan?

I'd heard everyone in Led Zeppelin sold their souls except John Paul Jones.

Well then he's either a force of light, or the devil himself.

Maybe he bought his band members souls

Not even a mention for old Bonzo, sad.

Named after self-immolation....he certainly was prone to outbursts.

Check out Jason in concert. Great show

Just lift with your legs and don't do the boxing leans with the weight then you'll be fine for the great end

I think there are some great misconceptions about the 23rd. While I do not believe, at all, that it is the end of the world. I do feel it will mark the beginning of some sort of transition. Either the beginning or end of some sort of cycle.

The fun thing is that there is factually some word stuff going on in the stars on the 23rd. Now, don't quote me on this, its been about a month since I read up on this but i'll try and summarize. I believe that Jupiter is supposed to pass through the womb of virgo. Above the head of Virgo is the constellation Leo which looks like a "crown of stars". Jupiter passing through the womb of Virgo supposedly hasn't happened in over 5000 years which was around the time of Adam and Eve.

Don't shred me to pieces as this is a lose remembrance of what I know. So even if you aren't spiritual and have no use for such, weird rare stuff is happening in the stars which can be viewed as a universal language for all humans.

Adam and Steve was 5000 years ago? Damn, seems like yesterday.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ConspiracyII/comments/6zx8uw/hi_what_are_your_thoughts_on_that_september_23/dmzry93/

I'll sum it up succinctly:

Christianity celebrates the Mysteries (as Jesus drank Soma) Soma and the Mysteries connect us to the Asuras of Atlantis. Atlantis was flooded by a Great Deluge about 12k years ago.

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Ignorance is at an all time high in here, this is why people should read the bible, rather than jumping to conclusions. There's supposed to be a celestial sign warning us that Satan is about to be cast out of heaven.

Wait, so satan is in heaven right now? The fuck. How does that work lol

Yea, Satan still has access to and from heaven, but soon satan will be kicked out for good, then that's is when satan will be his wrath, because satan will know he only have a short time left.

Why does god let satan into heaven repeatedly? When i die ill just do the satan thing and waltz my ass into heaven whenever i damn well please i guess.

When you die, you'll be in a spiritually sleep until the Day of Resurrection and then you'll be judged by God, so you'll never have a chance to enter heaven. Satan is only allowed into heaven when satan has to report to God, but soon satan will be kicked out of heaven for good.

Fucking what? So satan is the devil but god trusts him to make reports? Can you give me the relevant section of the bible for that?

Job 1:7 - The LORD said to Satan, "Where have you come from?" Satan answered the LORD, "From roaming throughout the earth, going back and forth on it."

You're about as informed on biblical doctrine as Joel Osteen.

He sure knows how to keep a door closed, though!

Would you let rioting looting barbaric savage hordes into your house?

No, you would not. Neither would Joel Osteen.

It was a joke.

I think so, OP. I have seen enough chatter online from various sources invluding confirmed Satanists to suggest as much. Theres also some kind of celestial alignment, and the date has been featured in many movies and tv shows etc. Also, it fits in with what was already a theory of mine. I am not into the Bible but I think that TPTB kicked off a 7 year Biblical end times starting in 2014 and this will be the half way mark and I expect shit to really ramp up from here.

https://www.rt.com/news/403666-moon-planet-occultation-space/

Satire?

Dirkz, not satire. I heard from a Jewish friend at the end of 2015 that WW3 was planned and that "it's Biblical", and he asked me if I was afraid to die. He thought that Obama was the best president they've ever had though so maybe Trump winning the election threw a wrench into things....or maybe they're all part of the club (very likely). I got my prediction about the 7 year countdown first from the idea that there was something "Biblical" going on through that personal experience of mine....but then I saw a video online of Christne Legarde of the IMF talking about the "Magic number 7" etc....and again it sounded like she was in a cryptic way referencing something Biblical....check it out for yourself on YouTube....the last factor in this theory is that Christine LeGarde was really just priming the membership of these secret societies to expect something "Biblical" or whatever, and then I think what she was referencing came later in the year with that additional block that they added to the Georgia Guide Stones. Google or rather DuckDuckGo that one if you're unfamiliar. But yeah, I propose that was the beginning of a countdown. Interestingly this can be seen as a general idea in the last season of the X-Files....some kind of countdown to an apocapyptic type event, although in the show they chose the year 2012.....but it is fiction after all....but IMO they put some real truths in that show.....have a look at the first episode of the X-Files spinoff series "The Lone Gunmen" where they just happened to predict 9/11 6 months before it happened.

I wouldn't be too surprised if this weekend we find out, that there is some kind of celestial body whether a previously undiscovered planet, or an asteroid, headed for earth.....IMO TPTB through their secret space program, in combination with the Vatican and their "LUCIFER" telescope have had the ability to identify and direct a celestial body towards the earth....that is definitely a far out prediction but I do expect some kind of event to happen this weekend, although I really don't know what that might actually be.

Hopefully it doesn't start too early. That is the only day I have to sleep in.

If this is the case, I am more than ready for my beer volcano and stripper factory. Arrgh Mateys, see you on the other side.

You cannot conclude a date. It can happen at any time and any hour.

I have a gig that night .. funny enough, with my band called The Satans.

How fitting would it be at all, lol

Oh shit, Jesus is coming back?!

That motherfucker knows how to party.

http://www.abload.de/img/11514-animated_gifchat8etf.gif

The "unveiling"

I'm actually curious (not trying to troll) but what's the difference between 9/23 this year and 9/23 last year?

A rare alignment in the Virgo constellation

Oh ok, makes more sense now! Thanks!

Whether or not this is a rare event, I cannot say. This is supposedly written up in Revelations 12.

A rare alignment plus it's described in the Bible. Rare alignments happen all the time, this one just happens to be in Rev 12.

Anybody know the first source that started this?

Great question. Who actually analyzed the verse in the Book of Revelation and broadcasted it to the Alt Media? A dedicated researcher? A redditor? Or a bought and paid for Alt Media publication?

So the 9/23/17 date is from the Bible?

The date is our construct, not Biblical. The celestial alignment is described in the Bible, and it happens to fall on the date we gave it, the 23rd.

Just like it did in 2000, and again in 2012.

In the Search field to the right, type '9/23', 'Sept 23rd' and 'September 23' into the field and select 'Limit my search to r/Conspiracy'. Then, sort by new or just browse the Relevance hits in the search result. Look at how annually 'September 23rd' appears in various fear p o rn, Armageddon-type scenarios.

Now think about what 2 things always happen during that time period: The Autumnal Equinox, and the UN general Assembly. Basically, the "leaders" of the world gather in one place (Midtown, Manhattan) for a few days, just around when the Autumnal Equinox occurs.

What does this actually mean?

If you try to connect some of the deeper rabbit hole dots, summise that the elites from the rich private families (America's Sixty Families) meet with the global policy-makers to basically decide the world's policy future (think Agenda 21/2030, and compare the annual targets compared to the overall agenda) by day, and networking/socializing by night. Now what may go into that networking and socializing during this important astronomical time of year? It could be mass secret society/fraternal order meetings being conducted, where whatever entity/god they worship must be satiated with a form of ritual or sacrifice. This may seem far-fetched to some, but to me it seems logistically and realistically a sound assumption.

So you have these groups meeting and socializing in one location around an important time of year in terms of the planets and the stars, and where their old, secret clubs may meet to do whatever it is that they do (let your imagination run wild). Could be legit blood sacrifice, or it could be more subtle.....negative energy harnessing based off of all of the fear buildup from their purposeful media outlets pimping the annual September end of the world fear-fest.

This year, we have an added bonus of having a verse from the Book of Revelation sparking the main fear among us as being thought to be one of the many signs of the apocalypse. This is an annual occurrence here, and we all just might be getting played badly. Or, the apocalypse is a REAL, FORECASTED thing, but just on a way more gradual and less Armageddon-esque scale.

My thoughts here is that the prophetic information contained in the actual New Testament that describes the apocalypse is actually cosmological/astronomical occurrences forecasted thousands of years ago to describe the setting of one zodiacal age, and the dawning of another.

If you take the 'end-of-the-world' talk out of things, and view it more as the 'end-of-the-age', the zodiacal age of Pisces, and the transition into the 'new' zodiacal age of Aquarius, it begins to make a lot more sense.

Do not buy into the annual fear p o rn. It isn't worth it.

Ain't no party like a 1099 party... Am I right my private contractor party people..

Ha I'm getting married on Saturday

Well, that means your world is coming to an end... :(

See you on the other side.

Lol

I bet $1000 nothing happens

No, God sent me a Western Union telegram and it said the following:

HEY, DOGEHOLIO, I'VE DECIDED TO POSTPONE THIS WHOLE APOCALYPSE THING, HAVE A GREAT DAY.

YOUR PAL, GOD.

FULL STOP.END OF MESSAGE.

See there is nothing to worry about, carry on.

Removed. Rule 6.

If you're trying to make a hashtag, type \#ThisIsAHashtag to get #ThisIsAHashtag.

I'm ready.

Judgment day just doesn't happen like bang! poof!

Christian mythology has events in chronological order: the Goog and Magoog will pillage the earth first( they are cannibals hidden in the mountains. Then the man who looks like msm Jesus will do some miracles, bring peace and one world government while killing the christians , he will rule for 7 years. Then real Jesus comes to Save the innocent from more tribulation, then he open the 7 seven seals, all the dead are resurrected, and judgment begin Day begins. Then God ends the 7 ages of the mortal ones and a new age in a new World begins.

Sometimes things happen in this world that we will never know ever happened unless someone teaches you to see the cycles, the cosmic processions and the way they affect life in the galaxy within the continuum.

You should always strive for balance like it is right now forever. Party like you could die tomorrow but clean up like you are going to live forever.

what about this weird face constellation in Virgo that is censored on skymap and scrubbed from (most of) the internet? anybody talking about this? https://godinanutshell.com/2017/01/17/red-dragon/

I'm ready for God spiritually, I suggest you do the same, because your fun will come to an end sooner or later.

I'll pray for you

Wait, so satan is in heaven right now? The fuck. How does that work lol

You're about as informed on biblical doctrine as Joel Osteen.

Would you let rioting looting barbaric savage hordes into your house?

No, you would not. Neither would Joel Osteen.