r/conspiracy: Hurricane John

You think it was John because someone posted about hurricane Jose (=Joseph) and tropical storm Maria (=Mary) mating (Fujiwara effect). I can't find the thread anymore, maybe it was deleted. See this

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

no it was hurricane john

1 8BitFlash 2017-09-21

Username checks out.

1 trjb 2017-09-21

Does he mean Jose? It's off the east coast.

1 previouslyhuman 2017-09-21

1994 Hurricane John or 2006 Hurricane John

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

this year

1 previouslyhuman 2017-09-21

I don't see a John mentioned, must have faded early?

https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2017-atlantic-hurricane-season-one-of-busiest-september

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

Is this some kind of mandela effect?

1 previouslyhuman 2017-09-21

Why don't you show us when this hurricane John existed?

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

I didn't record the lady

1 CallMeDende 2017-09-21

What?

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

I can't prve it because I didn't record her

1 previouslyhuman 2017-09-21

The storms are named in alphabetical order.

If there is a Jose, there couldn't have been a John.

Here are the 2017 Atlantic storm Names:

Arlene, Bret, Cindy, Don, Emily, Franklin, Gert, Harvey, Irma, Jose, Katia, Lee.

Maybe you are remembering Don as John.

1 CallMeDende 2017-09-21

Jose?

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

no it was John. Is this some kind of mandela effect?

1 ServantofSaturn 2017-09-21

Harvey, Irma, Jose and Maria are the Atlantic hurricanes we've had recently. No John. Notice that it's in alphabetical order and Jose would have been the "J" named storm.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

What about K and L?

1 Pancho_Lefty 2017-09-21

Katia hit Mexico right after Irma and I believe Lee never made landfall. Jose is off the East Coast. It was never John. These names are listed years in advance.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

I distinctly remember the weather lady talking about John on TV

1 Pancho_Lefty 2017-09-21

Either your weather lady can't read her teleprompter, or she misspoke, or you misheard. It's always been Jose. And 6 years from now when they get back around to this list of names, there'll be another Tropical Storm/Hurricane Jose.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

listen I know John was repeatedly said. Maybe it was another hurricane or storm.

1 ServantofSaturn 2017-09-21

Did you maybe hear "St. John"? It's part of the Virgin Islands and getting smacked around by these hurricanes pretty nicely.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

she said hurricane john

1 ServantofSaturn 2017-09-21

I think it was just a mistake then bro. Those weather people are mostly actors repeating what meteorologists told them.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

yes but why would it be said multiple times? Maybe it was a memory implant then?

1 ServantofSaturn 2017-09-21

News stations also start reviewing past hurricanes and their paths taken as a way to predict where the current storms are heading. Maybe they mentioned John. Really though I don't know what you're trying to gain here by repeatedly telling people they're all wrong and it's a Mandela effect. Is that really logical? Believe that if you want but stop asking questions if you're just going to answer them yourself and ignore the comments here.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

ok but why is everyone SO SURE that it didn't exist? Why won't they at least entertain the possibility? Why are they just denying it outright? It seems sketchy

1 ServantofSaturn 2017-09-21

You don't have clues or evidence for us to follow at all. What are we supposed to entertain your fantasy with? We have nothing to go off except your word. Do you have anything else to support your theory except your own feelings?

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

ok you ever been really certain about something like your own telephone number?

1 ServantofSaturn 2017-09-21

Goodbye dude. You're one of the most unreasonable and uncooperative people I've talked to on here.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

ok sorry what you may saying may be right

1 ServantofSaturn 2017-09-21

Katia hit Mexico and tropical storm Lee died in the middle of the Atlantic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Atlantic_hurricane_season#Tropical_Storm_Lee

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

wtf?

1 Pancho_Lefty 2017-09-21

They go in alphabetical order and alternate between male and female names.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

wtf is going on? The weather lady said John

1 Pancho_Lefty 2017-09-21

Seems like you're trolling is WTF is going on.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

why the fuck would I be trolling about something stupid like this

more like you are trying to intimidate me

1 UdderSuckage 2017-09-21

Why would anyone want to intimidate you about the name of a hurricane? It doesn't matter.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

who says it's about the name of the hurricane

1 TheDaisyCutter 2017-09-21

lol ...... hilarious.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

what is hilarious?

1 my-other-name 2017-09-21

What's going on is that you don't understand how the Hurricane naming system works. The names are prep landed in advance, go in alphabetical order and alternate between male and female. It's always been that way. If you think there was a "John" out there then you're simply wrong.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

no you are

1 my-other-name 2017-09-21

EVERYONE here is telling you you're wrong and your still blaming us?

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

I'm not blaming you

1 Iamamansass 2017-09-21

You're fucking high this isn't a Mandela effect.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

I am not fucking high. I don't appreciate your tone.

1 Iamamansass 2017-09-21

Well that's cute I don't really give a shit what you think of my tone.

If you're not high then you are just dumb.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

you are dumb. do not intimidate me for speaking out. blocked.

1 Iamamansass 2017-09-21

Intimidating?

You're not speaking out on anything you're just making shit up.

1 Deaconblues18 2017-09-21

It was Jose. Could please block me also? Thanks.

1 CelineHagbard 2017-09-21

Removed. Rule 4. First warning.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

sorry

1 my-other-name 2017-09-21

It's been Jose the whole time. There wasn't ever a Hurricane John this year.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

it was probably a tropical storm then

1 my-other-name 2017-09-21

That's not how it works man. You simply misheard or heard wrong information all together.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

I know what I heard....how can you say such a thing?

1 GMPollock24 2017-09-21

I can confirm the name of the hurricane you are looking for is Jose. There have been no hurricanes this season named John.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

mandela effect?

1 GMPollock24 2017-09-21

Yeah, you're definately remembering the wrong name.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

no I am not

1 GMPollock24 2017-09-21

Like 20 people in here have told you the J name this year for the Atlantic basin is Jose. I've given you the names of this years storms. Someone else linked to the NHC page that shows the information for all the storms this year.

I checked in on Irma daily and saw Jose from the time it was just a disturbance.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

so what's the mandela effect? is this it?

1 MrMarmot 2017-09-21

This is the funniest comment section I've read in a while.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

how is this funny?

1 madmarvcr 2017-09-21

The weather lady most likely had a slip of the tongue. Most likely the guy she f_cked the night before.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

she said it multiple times

1 madmarvcr 2017-09-21

He must have been a good lay

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

I guess you're trolling now? whatever

1 trjb 2017-09-21

Could be I suppose, I remember it being Jose since the start, two time lines converging perhaps.

1 ServantofSaturn 2017-09-21

Did you maybe hear "St. John"? It's part of the Virgin Islands and getting smacked around by these hurricanes pretty nicely.

1 Squirrelboy85 2017-09-21

It was jose.

1 goroboldo 2017-09-21

It was Jose.

1 Corpuscle 2017-09-21

Yes it is, in the sense that there's no such thing as a "Mandela effect."

1 murphy212 2017-09-21

You think it was John because someone posted about hurricane Jose (=Joseph) and tropical storm Maria (=Mary) mating (Fujiwara effect). I can't find the thread anymore, maybe it was deleted. See this

1 my-other-name 2017-09-21

That's not how it works man. You simply misheard or heard wrong information all together.

1 AlmightyShitFuck2 2017-09-21

what is hilarious?

Hurricane John

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